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✦ UPDATE 219 ✦
➤ Arav (ghusse ko dabaate hue): Ab hume chalna chahiye, Masoom…
Masoom (ruk kar, hansi dabate): Chal… shaam ko aati hoon, tab tujhe batati hoon!
Surbhi (teekhi muskaan ke saath): Maa… thaali tayaar rakhna, kahin jija ji ko saath na le aaye didi!
Mami (hasi rok kar): Chup kar badmaash! Ja beti, tu ja… aur tu bhi chal, tayaar ho… school ja!
Dono nikal pade gaadi mai baith kar… seedha Dev ke ghar ki taraf…
Idhar mai bhi neeche aaya, naha kar…
Maa (pyar se): Kya soch raha hai? Kuch khayega bhi…? Kal ka hadsa bhool ja, beta…
Mai (halki hansi ke saath): Arre maa… nahi aisa kuch nahi… laa ek paratha aur do na…
B Chachi (honth dabakar): Kabhi hume bhi maa bol diya kar… koi…
Mai (masti se): Aap hi ko bol raha hoon… maa… do jaldi… bhook lagi hai!
B Chachi (hans kar): Baaton mai koi nahi jeet sakta tujhse…
Mai (niwala muh mai daalte hue): Haa… aur khane mai bhi nahi!
Dad (idhar udhar dekh kar): Aaj teri laadli behen kahan reh gayi…? Khana khane nahi aayi…
Mai (khamoshi se utha): Mai le ja raha hoon… plate mai khana le kar upar…
Tabhi peeche se awaaz aayi…
Arav (tez aawaz mai): Mr. Dev! Pehle mere sawalon ke jawab toh dete jaiye… meri behen kahan chhupa rakhi hai?
Amit (security wale, gusse se): Security wale kahan mar gaye… kaun kaun ghus raha hai… aur… (Masoom ko dekh kar chup ho gaya)
Masoom (dodi dodi aayi, aansu bhari aankhon se): Dev…! (Lipat gayi mere gale se)
(Serial music: dum tana dum tanana… camera rolling… lovers mil rahe hain…)
Mai (gala saaf karke): Uh huh… woh Dad… meri friend hai… isliye gussa hai… milane nahi gaya toh…
Dad (hansi ke saath): Haa… mai kab kuch kaha… apni friend se keh… itna gussa kabhi aur kar le… abhi yaha nahi…
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Sab mujhe ghur rahe the… aur Arav toh sabse zyada Masoom ko…
(Galat mat samjho… bad joke
)
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Mai (jaldi se): Barish hone wali hai… aaja Arav… room mai baat karte hain… tu bhi chal Masoom…
Masoom (nakhre se): Aap le chalo… utha kar!
Mai (man mai): Sala londa hokar sharm aa rahi hai…
Ritu (door se): Lage raho bhaiya!
Mai (sharmate hue): K-k-kya lage raho… yeh ghusse mai aise hi karti hai… chhodti nahi mujhe…
Arav (andar soch mai): Isko mera naam kaise pata…? Aur Masoom ko kya ho gaya… bina shehad ke madhumakkhi ban gayi hai… saath hi chalna padega… bawal nahi karna chahiye…
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Arav: Kaunsa room?
Mai (maa ki taraf dekh kar): Maa… aapke room mai chala jaoon?
Maa (hasi mai): Haa ja… aur iska gussa kam kar…
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Mai Masoom ko halka sa uthakar room ki taraf le gaya…
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Amit (hairani se): Ladkiya us par pagal kyu hai?
B Chacha: Arre… usne kaha na… dost hai… dosto mai aisa hota hai…
B Chachi: Accha… aapki kitni dost hai aisi…?
B Chacha (hassi dabate): Bhai… bolna hi bekaar hai…
Shikha: Maa… kyu gussa karti ho?
C Chachi (mazaak mai): Kyuki aise gussa karna… bhabhi ko pasand nahi… he he…
B Chachi: Accha… mauka aane de… batati hoon…
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Hum room mai aaye…
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Arav (thoda ghusse se): Ab toh chhod de Masoom…
Masoom: Nahi… isko chhodne ka man hi nahi kar raha…
Mai: Tu beth… Arav bhai…
Mai Masoom ko god mai le kar beth gaya…
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Arav (ghabra kar): Kya hua…?
Mai: Kya hua…?
Arav: Isko kya hua hai… mujhe aise baat karne mai uncomfortable hai…
Masoom (mere hoth par kiss karke): Muuuaaah… baby… aankhe khol naa…
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Arav (gusse se): Meri behen par bhi yehi kala jadu kiya hai na tune… haan?
Mai: Kaisa kala jadu… yeh toh bas gussa hai…
Arav: Gussa? Haa gussa… tu ise gussa kehta hai… zyada nautanki ki na toh yahi tok dunga saale!
Mai (hassi dabate): Galat… saala nahi… jija! Aur maine toh nahi kaha isko aise karne… uuuummmmm…
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Arav (tez saans le kar): Bas bhi kar Masoom…
Tabhi gate khula…
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Janu (andar aate hue): Toh yaha hai tu… haa…
Arav khada hua… haath utha ke maarne ko…
Masoom (honth dabakar): I love you soooo much… muuuaaahh…
Arav: Aee… band kar… yeh jadu vadu jo bhi hai…
Janu: Kyu ghussa ho rahe ho bhaiya…?
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Arav (apna sir pakad kar): Naa naa… ghussa… ek baar bhi na bolna… isko kaunsa ghussa kehte hai haan?
Janu: Kya didi… aap bhi naa… kam se kam bhaiya ke samne toh sharam karo…
Arav (hairani se): Kya bola tune?
Mai: Sharam karo…
Arav: Woh nahi be… yeh didi… kya hai… Masoom hai woh…
Janu: Sorry haan… Masoom didi… ab band karo… aur aap kya kar rahe ho…? Band karo!
Mai: Maine kya kiya…? Mai toh kuch nahi kar raha… Masoom ka gussa shaant nahi ho raha… jaan…
Arav (shock mai): Jaan… haiii…
Mai: Mera matlab… Janu…
Arav (toot ke): Aee… yeh Janu, baby, sona, puchhu, puchhu, loda, lasan… yeh sab mere dimaag se upar ja raha… maa kasam thok dunga tujhe…
Mai: Yeh toh guda hai… kya bak raha hai…
Arav (mere upar gun hilate hue): Yeh… yeh namuna pasand aaya hai tujhe…? Hai kya isme…?
Janu: Kya nahi hai inme…?
Arav (hairani se): Haiii… tu iski biwi hai kya…? Itna respect kyu de rahi hai…?
Zyada magaj maari mujhe nahi pasand… haan… bata raha hoon!
Janu (pyaar se Arav ko paani dete hue): Aap yeh paani piyo…
Janu (muskurate hue): Dev… yeh hai mere hubby…
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Arav (paani gale mai atak gaya, shock mai): Aaah… aaah… hubby…?
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Janu (shanti se): Pehle sun toh na…
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Arav: Haaa… aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh… eeeeeeeeeeeee… maaaaaa… bachoooooo…
Aur Arav seedha behosh ho gaya!
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Janu (thoda gusse mai, par pyar se): Aage se kabhi bhi mujhe yeh karne ko naa kehna… samjhe?
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Mai (majboor si smile ke saath): Jaan… mai kya karoon… yeh Masoom ko na jaane kya ho gaya hai… aankhein hi nahi khol rahi…
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Masoom (aankhein bandh, hoth hilate hue): Pyaar ho gaya hai pagale… tere se… muuaaahhh!
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Mai (gusse mai, halki sharm bhi): Dekh rahe ho… mere hoth chus chus chus…
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Janu (thoda haas ke): Bus!
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Mai (jhatke se): Laal kar diye hain… aur mere andar toh… abey… iski toh… nikal… bahar nikal… bahar nikal… abhi nikal!
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Tabhi door se ek awaaz aayi…
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Kdev (andar aate hue, thaka hua sa, jamhaayi lete hue): Aur chamiya ki haal tere?
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Janu (ghur ke): K……
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Kdev (turant sambhalte hue, comedy style): Sooorrryyy haan… woh bus apun thoda sapne mai Munna Bhai dekh rela tha… toh apun bhout hard ho gaya… haaiii…
➤ Arav (ghusse ko dabaate hue): Ab hume chalna chahiye, Masoom…
Masoom (ruk kar, hansi dabate): Chal… shaam ko aati hoon, tab tujhe batati hoon!
Surbhi (teekhi muskaan ke saath): Maa… thaali tayaar rakhna, kahin jija ji ko saath na le aaye didi!
Mami (hasi rok kar): Chup kar badmaash! Ja beti, tu ja… aur tu bhi chal, tayaar ho… school ja!
Dono nikal pade gaadi mai baith kar… seedha Dev ke ghar ki taraf…
Idhar mai bhi neeche aaya, naha kar…
Maa (pyar se): Kya soch raha hai? Kuch khayega bhi…? Kal ka hadsa bhool ja, beta…
Mai (halki hansi ke saath): Arre maa… nahi aisa kuch nahi… laa ek paratha aur do na…
B Chachi (honth dabakar): Kabhi hume bhi maa bol diya kar… koi…
Mai (masti se): Aap hi ko bol raha hoon… maa… do jaldi… bhook lagi hai!
B Chachi (hans kar): Baaton mai koi nahi jeet sakta tujhse…
Mai (niwala muh mai daalte hue): Haa… aur khane mai bhi nahi!
Dad (idhar udhar dekh kar): Aaj teri laadli behen kahan reh gayi…? Khana khane nahi aayi…
Mai (khamoshi se utha): Mai le ja raha hoon… plate mai khana le kar upar…
Tabhi peeche se awaaz aayi…
Arav (tez aawaz mai): Mr. Dev! Pehle mere sawalon ke jawab toh dete jaiye… meri behen kahan chhupa rakhi hai?
Amit (security wale, gusse se): Security wale kahan mar gaye… kaun kaun ghus raha hai… aur… (Masoom ko dekh kar chup ho gaya)
Masoom (dodi dodi aayi, aansu bhari aankhon se): Dev…! (Lipat gayi mere gale se)
(Serial music: dum tana dum tanana… camera rolling… lovers mil rahe hain…)
Mai (gala saaf karke): Uh huh… woh Dad… meri friend hai… isliye gussa hai… milane nahi gaya toh…
Dad (hansi ke saath): Haa… mai kab kuch kaha… apni friend se keh… itna gussa kabhi aur kar le… abhi yaha nahi…
---
Sab mujhe ghur rahe the… aur Arav toh sabse zyada Masoom ko…
(Galat mat samjho… bad joke
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Mai (jaldi se): Barish hone wali hai… aaja Arav… room mai baat karte hain… tu bhi chal Masoom…
Masoom (nakhre se): Aap le chalo… utha kar!
Mai (man mai): Sala londa hokar sharm aa rahi hai…
Ritu (door se): Lage raho bhaiya!
Mai (sharmate hue): K-k-kya lage raho… yeh ghusse mai aise hi karti hai… chhodti nahi mujhe…
Arav (andar soch mai): Isko mera naam kaise pata…? Aur Masoom ko kya ho gaya… bina shehad ke madhumakkhi ban gayi hai… saath hi chalna padega… bawal nahi karna chahiye…
---
Arav: Kaunsa room?
Mai (maa ki taraf dekh kar): Maa… aapke room mai chala jaoon?
Maa (hasi mai): Haa ja… aur iska gussa kam kar…
---
Mai Masoom ko halka sa uthakar room ki taraf le gaya…
---
Amit (hairani se): Ladkiya us par pagal kyu hai?
B Chacha: Arre… usne kaha na… dost hai… dosto mai aisa hota hai…
B Chachi: Accha… aapki kitni dost hai aisi…?
B Chacha (hassi dabate): Bhai… bolna hi bekaar hai…
Shikha: Maa… kyu gussa karti ho?
C Chachi (mazaak mai): Kyuki aise gussa karna… bhabhi ko pasand nahi… he he…
B Chachi: Accha… mauka aane de… batati hoon…
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Hum room mai aaye…
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Arav (thoda ghusse se): Ab toh chhod de Masoom…
Masoom: Nahi… isko chhodne ka man hi nahi kar raha…
Mai: Tu beth… Arav bhai…
Mai Masoom ko god mai le kar beth gaya…
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Arav (ghabra kar): Kya hua…?
Mai: Kya hua…?
Arav: Isko kya hua hai… mujhe aise baat karne mai uncomfortable hai…
Masoom (mere hoth par kiss karke): Muuuaaah… baby… aankhe khol naa…
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Arav (gusse se): Meri behen par bhi yehi kala jadu kiya hai na tune… haan?
Mai: Kaisa kala jadu… yeh toh bas gussa hai…
Arav: Gussa? Haa gussa… tu ise gussa kehta hai… zyada nautanki ki na toh yahi tok dunga saale!
Mai (hassi dabate): Galat… saala nahi… jija! Aur maine toh nahi kaha isko aise karne… uuuummmmm…
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Arav (tez saans le kar): Bas bhi kar Masoom…
Tabhi gate khula…
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Janu (andar aate hue): Toh yaha hai tu… haa…
Arav khada hua… haath utha ke maarne ko…
Masoom (honth dabakar): I love you soooo much… muuuaaahh…
Arav: Aee… band kar… yeh jadu vadu jo bhi hai…
Janu: Kyu ghussa ho rahe ho bhaiya…?
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Arav (apna sir pakad kar): Naa naa… ghussa… ek baar bhi na bolna… isko kaunsa ghussa kehte hai haan?
Janu: Kya didi… aap bhi naa… kam se kam bhaiya ke samne toh sharam karo…
Arav (hairani se): Kya bola tune?
Mai: Sharam karo…
Arav: Woh nahi be… yeh didi… kya hai… Masoom hai woh…
Janu: Sorry haan… Masoom didi… ab band karo… aur aap kya kar rahe ho…? Band karo!
Mai: Maine kya kiya…? Mai toh kuch nahi kar raha… Masoom ka gussa shaant nahi ho raha… jaan…
Arav (shock mai): Jaan… haiii…
Mai: Mera matlab… Janu…
Arav (toot ke): Aee… yeh Janu, baby, sona, puchhu, puchhu, loda, lasan… yeh sab mere dimaag se upar ja raha… maa kasam thok dunga tujhe…
Mai: Yeh toh guda hai… kya bak raha hai…
Arav (mere upar gun hilate hue): Yeh… yeh namuna pasand aaya hai tujhe…? Hai kya isme…?
Janu: Kya nahi hai inme…?
Arav (hairani se): Haiii… tu iski biwi hai kya…? Itna respect kyu de rahi hai…?
Zyada magaj maari mujhe nahi pasand… haan… bata raha hoon!
Janu (pyaar se Arav ko paani dete hue): Aap yeh paani piyo…
Janu (muskurate hue): Dev… yeh hai mere hubby…
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Arav (paani gale mai atak gaya, shock mai): Aaah… aaah… hubby…?
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Janu (shanti se): Pehle sun toh na…
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Arav: Haaa… aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh… eeeeeeeeeeeee… maaaaaa… bachoooooo…
Aur Arav seedha behosh ho gaya!
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Janu (thoda gusse mai, par pyar se): Aage se kabhi bhi mujhe yeh karne ko naa kehna… samjhe?
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Mai (majboor si smile ke saath): Jaan… mai kya karoon… yeh Masoom ko na jaane kya ho gaya hai… aankhein hi nahi khol rahi…
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Masoom (aankhein bandh, hoth hilate hue): Pyaar ho gaya hai pagale… tere se… muuaaahhh!
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Mai (gusse mai, halki sharm bhi): Dekh rahe ho… mere hoth chus chus chus…
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Janu (thoda haas ke): Bus!
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Mai (jhatke se): Laal kar diye hain… aur mere andar toh… abey… iski toh… nikal… bahar nikal… bahar nikal… abhi nikal!
---
Tabhi door se ek awaaz aayi…
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Kdev (andar aate hue, thaka hua sa, jamhaayi lete hue): Aur chamiya ki haal tere?
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Janu (ghur ke): K……
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Kdev (turant sambhalte hue, comedy style): Sooorrryyy haan… woh bus apun thoda sapne mai Munna Bhai dekh rela tha… toh apun bhout hard ho gaya… haaiii…