Incest DEV THE HIDDEN POWER

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✦ UPDATE 217 ✦

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Bb (dheemi, bhaari awaaz mai): …aur woh teer… sirf ek baar chal sakta tha… jisse koi bhi mar sakta hai.

Aditi (gusse aur dar mai): Dev bhi…?

Bb: Nahi… ab unke paas jo shaktiyaan hain… unke baad nahi.

Aditi (tez awaaz mai): Udhar se hum asaani se aur jaldi pahunch jaayenge!

(Woh dono tez bhaag kar uss taraf badhne lagte hain. Bb ek kala gola peeche fekta hai – Bhukhasur ke 3–4 sainik turant bhashm ho jaate hain.)

Bhukhasur (gusse mai dahad): Nahi…! Ab tune apni maut ko dawat de di hai!

Bb (thandi muskurahat ke saath): Marega toh tu… bas ek baar… hume waha pahunchne de.

(Tabhi unke samne ek rakshas aata hai.)

Guramasur: Pita, chinta na karo… main ise maar dunga!

Bb (tanz mai): Lagta hai tera baap pagal ho gaya…

Bhukhasur: Hat jaa waha se!

(Par usse pehle hi Bb ne us par waar kiya – aur saath hi Aditi ne bhi. Guramasur ki maut ki cheekh nikalti hai… dono aage badh jaate hain.)

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Aditi (saans phoolti hui): Uff… baal baal bach gaye!

Bb (thak kar, dheemi awaaz mai): Haan… bach toh gaye…

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Edhar:

Kaafi raat ho gayi thi… mujhe kuch awaaz aayi, toh main uth gaya.

Thodi bechaini thi… dekha toh Pari mere paas thi… maine uska haath hataaya, aur balcony ki taraf jaane laga.

Par jaise hi saamne dekha… main bhaag kar gaya!

Bb (zakhmi, thakaa hua): Samrat… yeh lijiye… aapki amaanat.

Mai (hairan, gusse mai): Yeh… kya kar diya tumne?!

Bb (thandi awaaz mai): Kuch nahi… bas… marte hue ek accha kaam karna tha…

(Saamne dekha – side mai Aditi ki body padi thi… khoon mai latpat.)

Meri aankho se aansu bhi nahi aa rahe the… soch bhi nahi sakta tha ki yeh sab etni jaldi ho jaayega…

Bb (thak kar): Main inhe bacha toh liya… par pankh nahi bacha paya…

Jab mai yaha pahunch hi raha tha… Bhukhasur ne woh teer chalaya…

Woh maine apne upar le liya… par yaha tak pahuchte pahuchte… usne Aditi ke pankh tod diye… aur wahi pheek diya…

Mai (aansu bhar kar): Tum dono ko kuch nahi hoga… mai hoon naa…

(Main apni shaktiyon se Bb ke ghaav heal karne ki koshish kar raha tha… par ho nahi raha tha.)

Bb (halki si muskurahat): Aapne… mujhe bhai keh diya… bas… yahi kaafi hai mere liye…

Alvida…

Mai (aankho mai aansu): Alvida… mere bhai…

(Bb ki body kaali dhuan ban kar ud gayi…)

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(Maine Aditi ko uthaya… bister par lita kar apni shaktiyon se heal karne laga. Pankh nahi rahe… toh pata nahi aage kya hoga.)

Kuch log sochte hain main bahut complicated hoon… par unhe kya pata… zindagi hi complicated hai…

Main toh koi gyaan nahi de raha… bas jab tak Aditi heal nahi hoti… soch raha tha…

Aur mujhe pata tha woh pankh kyon le gaya… aur aage kya hone wala hai…

Bas tension yeh thi… ki Pari ko agar sach pata chala… toh…

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(Tabhi room mai Pari aa gayi…)

Pari (aansu bhari aankho se): Bhaiya… yeh kya ho gaya Aditi ko… uske haath… aise kyon ho gaye…?

Mai (dard bhari awaaz mai): Pari… uske pankh Bhukhasur ne chhin liye… aur Bb ko bhi maar diya…

Pari (gusse mai): Aur aap… kuch nahi kar sake?! Bhaiya… aapko kya ho gaya…?

Woh Dev kahan gaya…? Jo bina shaktiyon ke bhi kuch nahi karta tha…? Jo jaadugaron aur veeron ko mitti mai mila deta tha… woh kahan gaya?!

(Main uska haath pakad kar samjhane ki koshish ki… par usse achanak kuch ho gaya…)

Pari (tez awaaz mai): Hatye! Vir se kayar ho gaye hain aap…! Lagta hai sabka pyaar aur fikr… aapko buzdil bana raha hai!

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(Shor sun kar Saloni, Neha aur Shikha aa gayi. Main turant ek shield banata hoon taaki koi aur na aa sake.)

Pari (dilon ko cheerte hue): Waah…! Ab toh badi jaldi shield chala diya… jab log marte hain tab kyun nahi bacha lete…?!

Saloni (uspar chilate hue): Tujhe kya…? Aur kyon chilla rahi hai…? Yeh bata, Aditi ko kya ho gaya?!

Mai (toot kar): Woh Bhukhasur ne…

Pari (beech mai): …Bb ko maar diya… inke dost ko… aur Aditi ke pankh cheen liye…

Aur yeh… shaanti se so rahe the…!

Neha (gusse se): Tu chup karegi?! Abhi sab ka time nahi hai…

Pari (toot kar): Waah! Mere liye toh kisi ke paas time nahi…

Meri baaton ke liye time nahi…

Mera pyaar bhi inhe chahiye nahi…

Main marr jaun ya zinda rahun… fark nahi padta…

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(Main uthta hoon… uski kamar pakadta hoon… usse khinch kar apne bahon mai le aata hoon… aur uske hoth mere hothon par rakh leta hoon. Woh tezzi se mere hoth chusne lagti hai…)

Saloni, Neha, Shikha – teeno chok gayi… aankhein phaad kar dekhne lagi…

Kuch pal ke liye… sab kuch… ruk gaya…

Woh… mere hothon ko kheenchne lagi…

Main ne uske hoth thoda se zor se hata diye –

Mai (dheemi, bhaari awaaz mai): Shaant Pari… shaant… gussa mat kar…

Pari ne apna shir pakad liya

Pari (aawaaz thartharati hui): Yeh… mujhe kya ho raha hai…? Mera shir… kyu ghoom raha hai…?

Mai (tez awaaz mai): Shikha! Isse apne room mai le jaao!

Pari (tooti awaaz mai): Bhaiya… aap bhi chalo na… mere saath…

Mai (aankhein jhukate hue): Pari… abhi Aditi ki tabiyat kharab hai… main aata hoon…

(Woh ruk ruk kar, nazar mai pareshani le kar chali gayi…)

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Saloni (teekhi nazar se): Kya ho raha hai…? Kya aap mujhe bataoge…?

Mai (thandi awaaz mai): Yeh ek behen pooch rahi hai… yaa… biwi…?

Neha: Aap bhi na… bataiye…

Mai: Wahi… jo tum sabko lag raha hai…

Saloni (dheere se): Kya… sach mai…?

Mai (thak kar): Haan… saayad yeh hona hi tha…

Jisey tum sabse zyada chaaho… woh hi tumse nafrat karne lage…

Neha (mazboot awaaz mai): Hum sab sambhaal lenge usse… aap chinta mat karo…

Saloni: Agar kuch chhupa hua hai humse… toh bata dijiye…

Mai (teekhi saans le kar): Yeh baat… tum na jaan pao toh hi accha hai…

Aur Neha… tu zara apna khoon iske ghaav par gira de…

Iske zakhm tez heal ho jaayenge… kyunki… tu… ek maada bhediya hai…

Neha (thoda sa gusse mai, nazar jhuka kar): Chahiye… hatiye… mujhe mat sikhaaiye… mai kya hoon…

Mai (mann mai, halki muskurahat ke saath): Uff… jaan bachi… mujhe laga aaj toh mai fas hi gaya tha…

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Hum wahi… baatein karte rahe… subah hone tak…

Aur phir… Aditi ki aankhein dheere dheere khul gayi…

Aditi (kamzor aawaaz mai): Mai… kaha hoon…?

Mujhe… meri maa se milao…

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Udhar:

Mahakaal (gambhir, gehri awaaz mai): Aao… aao… Bhukhasur…

Aakhir… tune woh paa hi liya… jo tujhe chaahiye tha…

 

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✦ UPDATE 218 ✦

➤ Bhukhasur (nashe mai, hasi ke saath): Haan mere dost… bas teri beti ka khoon mil jaata… toh hum dono safal ho jaate…

Mahakaal (gambhir, jaam uthaate hue): Par… jitna ho sakta hai… utna toh kar. Abhi… apni raksasi sena ko zinda kar…

Jo uss Dev ke baap ne patal mai dafan kar di thi…

Bhukhasur (thodi hairaani mai): Mujhe yeh samajh nahi aaya… jab Dev jaanta tha ki main saayad iske pankh tod lunga…

Phir woh aaya kyu nahi?

Mahakaal (thandi hansi ke saath): Main toh pehle hi kehta tha… zyada dil ki naa sun…

Dil… badi hi kutti cheez hai… na marne deti hai, na jeene deti hai…

Ab dekh… Dev uss sach ko chhupa raha hai… jo bahar aane wala hai…

Bhukhasur: Kaunsa sach? Joh mujhe bhi nahi pata?

Mahakaal (jaam giraate hue, halki hasi mai): Aare… uski chhoti behen ka kya naam hai…?

Jo kisi ka bhi sharir control karke… usse kuch bhi kara sakti thi…

Bhukhasur (nazar tez hoti hai): Pari Rajput…

Mahakaal (badtameez hansi mai): Haan wahi… saali… kya katil jawani hai uski…

Dev bhi uski jawani se bach nahi paya tha…

Par Samrat hone ki wajah se… kuch kar bhi nahi paaya… ha ha ha!

Bhukhasur (Aliza ki taraf dekh kar): Waise… teri chhoti beti bhi kamaal ki hai…

Mahakaal (dheere se hansi): Haan haan… tera mazak karna ab bhi nahi chhuta…

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Bhukhasur: Waise… aage bata…

Mahakaal: Tujhe toh pata hai… uss samay ke samaj mai… agar koi apni behen ko gandi nazar se dekhe… ya pyar bhari…

Toh wahi hota… jo hona hota… maut!

Bhukhasur: Haan… sahi kaha…

Mahakaal: Bas… Dev bhi mahan Samrat tha… par uski behne bhi fida thi us par…

Aur woh fida tha… do pariyon par…

Ek toh Sach ki Pari… aur ek Kaam naam Pari…

Bhukhasur (shock mai): Kya baat kar raha… woh aisa lagta toh nahi tha…

Mahakaal: Tujhe toh pata hai… jo jitna zyada pyar karta hai… utni hi nafrat bhi…

Sabko laga… Dev ne khud ko talwar maari… par ha ha ha…

Bhukhasur (aawaz dheemi): Matlab… yeh sach tha?

Mahakaal: Haan… aur usko yeh sab bataya… uske chacha ne… yaani maine! Ha ha ha!

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Bhukhasur ka jaam gir gaya… Aliza ladkhada gayi…

Mahakaal (gambhir hansi ke saath): Ha… usse lagta tha meri umar 700 saal… uske baap ki 800 saal…

Par usse nahi pata… hum dono ek hi maa ke pet se nikle…

Uske baap ne yeh sach usse chhupa liya… abhi tak…

Woh nahi jaanta… ki koi bhi anjaan insaan… jiske sharir mai uska khoon nahi hai…

Woh uske jaadu ko tod kar… mahal mai kaise aa gaya…

Aliza (aankhon mai aansu, kamti aawaz mai): Keh dijiye… yeh jhooth hai…

Mahakaal (jaam pite hue): Mujhe… apni behen ki izzat lutane par… maut ki saja mili…

Ab dekh… kya ho raha hai…

Bhukhasur: Chal ab achha mat ban… tune koi izzat nahi lutti…

Mahakaal (bholi si muskaan ke saath): Haan… par main apni behen se pyar karta tha dost…

Bhukhasur: Haan haan… tujhe toh bus uski shaktiya chahiye thi…

Jis wajah se tu aaj bhi zinda hai…

Mahakaal (nashe mai): Haan haan… aakhir behen… etna toh kar hi sakti hai…

Apne bhai ke liye…

Dev ke liye bhi dekh… kya kya kar rahi hai… he he he

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Bhukhasur (teekhe lafz mai): Acha ek baat bata…

Dev ko etna sakti-shaali banane ke peeche… tera hi haath tha na?

Mahakaal (dheere se, thandi hansi mai): Haan… maine uske baap ko vash mai kiya…

Uski maa ko laat marwayi…

Aur uske baap ne… apni shaktishali sheeliyoo ki madad se… Dev ko aisa bana diya…

Jaise koi nahi…

Par mera plan tha… ki uski shaktiya usse maar kar le lunga…

Par uske baap ne mujhe narak mai bandh kar diya…

Aur meri jagah… uski pyari Pari ne… bakhubi kaam kiya…

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Aliza (haath kaan par): Ek minute… matlab… maine jo socha woh sach hai?

Mahakaal: Kaafi samajhdar ho gayi hai tu…

Haan… Dev ko talwar khud ko maarnay par… Pari ne vivaash kiya…

Aur tab se… uski shareer ki shaktiya… Pari ki hai…

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Bhukhasur ka muh khula ka khula reh gaya:

Matlab… kuch samjha nahi…

Mahakaal (gusse mai): Murkh!

Matlab… Dev ki shaktiya… jin ladkiyon se usne janm liya… unhi ki hai…

Aur woh har jagah… apni jaan se pehle… Pari ko bachata hai…

Taaki uske andar ki shakti… kabhi jag na sake…

Bhukhasur: Toh hum log… ek mamuli ladke se… nahi…

Mahabali Samrat Dev se lad rahe hain…

Mahakaal: Jab tak mujhe pata chala… tab tak uski chhoti behen ke pass bhediye ki taqat aa gayi…

Jo saali… usko marne hi nahi deti…

Bhukhasur: Na maangi udhari…

Humari toh gaand bhi… ek bhediya nahi maari…

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Masoom (dil se, pooja karte hue):

Hey bhagwan… mere saath yeh kya ho raha hai…

Mujhe aisa kyu lag raha hai… jaise mai kisi apne se milne wali hoon…

Aaj mere saare sawalon ke jawab mil jaaye… aisi kripa karna…

(Pooja khatam karke… neeche aayi… toh Arav pehle se chai peeta hua baitha tha…)

Mami: Beti… kahaan jaa rahi hai tu?

Masoom: Mami ji… bas… thode kaam hai… ussi silsile mai jaa rahi hoon…

Surbhi (muskurate hue): Kahin koi BF toh nahi bana liya didi?

Masoom (halki si muskura ke): Ruk… BF ki bacchi… abhi batati hoon tujhe…

Surbhi: He he he… sorry didi… sorry…

Masoom (hassi dabate hue): Ruk… bhaagi kahan?

 

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✦ UPDATE 219 ✦

➤ Arav (ghusse ko dabaate hue): Ab hume chalna chahiye, Masoom…

Masoom (ruk kar, hansi dabate): Chal… shaam ko aati hoon, tab tujhe batati hoon!

Surbhi (teekhi muskaan ke saath): Maa… thaali tayaar rakhna, kahin jija ji ko saath na le aaye didi!

Mami (hasi rok kar): Chup kar badmaash! Ja beti, tu ja… aur tu bhi chal, tayaar ho… school ja!

Dono nikal pade gaadi mai baith kar… seedha Dev ke ghar ki taraf…

Idhar mai bhi neeche aaya, naha kar…

Maa (pyar se): Kya soch raha hai? Kuch khayega bhi…? Kal ka hadsa bhool ja, beta…

Mai (halki hansi ke saath): Arre maa… nahi aisa kuch nahi… laa ek paratha aur do na…

B Chachi (honth dabakar): Kabhi hume bhi maa bol diya kar… koi…

Mai (masti se): Aap hi ko bol raha hoon… maa… do jaldi… bhook lagi hai!

B Chachi (hans kar): Baaton mai koi nahi jeet sakta tujhse…

Mai (niwala muh mai daalte hue): Haa… aur khane mai bhi nahi!

Dad (idhar udhar dekh kar): Aaj teri laadli behen kahan reh gayi…? Khana khane nahi aayi…

Mai (khamoshi se utha): Mai le ja raha hoon… plate mai khana le kar upar…

Tabhi peeche se awaaz aayi…

Arav (tez aawaz mai): Mr. Dev! Pehle mere sawalon ke jawab toh dete jaiye… meri behen kahan chhupa rakhi hai?

Amit (security wale, gusse se): Security wale kahan mar gaye… kaun kaun ghus raha hai… aur… (Masoom ko dekh kar chup ho gaya)

Masoom (dodi dodi aayi, aansu bhari aankhon se): Dev…! (Lipat gayi mere gale se)

(Serial music: dum tana dum tanana… camera rolling… lovers mil rahe hain…)

Mai (gala saaf karke): Uh huh… woh Dad… meri friend hai… isliye gussa hai… milane nahi gaya toh…

Dad (hansi ke saath): Haa… mai kab kuch kaha… apni friend se keh… itna gussa kabhi aur kar le… abhi yaha nahi…

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Sab mujhe ghur rahe the… aur Arav toh sabse zyada Masoom ko…

(Galat mat samjho… bad joke )

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Mai (jaldi se): Barish hone wali hai… aaja Arav… room mai baat karte hain… tu bhi chal Masoom…

Masoom (nakhre se): Aap le chalo… utha kar!

Mai (man mai): Sala londa hokar sharm aa rahi hai…

Ritu (door se): Lage raho bhaiya!

Mai (sharmate hue): K-k-kya lage raho… yeh ghusse mai aise hi karti hai… chhodti nahi mujhe…

Arav (andar soch mai): Isko mera naam kaise pata…? Aur Masoom ko kya ho gaya… bina shehad ke madhumakkhi ban gayi hai… saath hi chalna padega… bawal nahi karna chahiye…

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Arav: Kaunsa room?

Mai (maa ki taraf dekh kar): Maa… aapke room mai chala jaoon?

Maa (hasi mai): Haa ja… aur iska gussa kam kar…

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Mai Masoom ko halka sa uthakar room ki taraf le gaya…

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Amit (hairani se): Ladkiya us par pagal kyu hai?

B Chacha: Arre… usne kaha na… dost hai… dosto mai aisa hota hai…

B Chachi: Accha… aapki kitni dost hai aisi…?

B Chacha (hassi dabate): Bhai… bolna hi bekaar hai…

Shikha: Maa… kyu gussa karti ho?

C Chachi (mazaak mai): Kyuki aise gussa karna… bhabhi ko pasand nahi… he he…

B Chachi: Accha… mauka aane de… batati hoon…

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Hum room mai aaye…

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Arav (thoda ghusse se): Ab toh chhod de Masoom…

Masoom: Nahi… isko chhodne ka man hi nahi kar raha…

Mai: Tu beth… Arav bhai…

Mai Masoom ko god mai le kar beth gaya…

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Arav (ghabra kar): Kya hua…?

Mai: Kya hua…?

Arav: Isko kya hua hai… mujhe aise baat karne mai uncomfortable hai…

Masoom (mere hoth par kiss karke): Muuuaaah… baby… aankhe khol naa…

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Arav (gusse se): Meri behen par bhi yehi kala jadu kiya hai na tune… haan?

Mai: Kaisa kala jadu… yeh toh bas gussa hai…

Arav: Gussa? Haa gussa… tu ise gussa kehta hai… zyada nautanki ki na toh yahi tok dunga saale!

Mai (hassi dabate): Galat… saala nahi… jija! Aur maine toh nahi kaha isko aise karne… uuuummmmm…

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Arav (tez saans le kar): Bas bhi kar Masoom…

Tabhi gate khula…

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Janu (andar aate hue): Toh yaha hai tu… haa…

Arav khada hua… haath utha ke maarne ko…

Masoom (honth dabakar): I love you soooo much… muuuaaahh…

Arav: Aee… band kar… yeh jadu vadu jo bhi hai…

Janu: Kyu ghussa ho rahe ho bhaiya…?

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Arav (apna sir pakad kar): Naa naa… ghussa… ek baar bhi na bolna… isko kaunsa ghussa kehte hai haan?

Janu: Kya didi… aap bhi naa… kam se kam bhaiya ke samne toh sharam karo…

Arav (hairani se): Kya bola tune?

Mai: Sharam karo…

Arav: Woh nahi be… yeh didi… kya hai… Masoom hai woh…

Janu: Sorry haan… Masoom didi… ab band karo… aur aap kya kar rahe ho…? Band karo!

Mai: Maine kya kiya…? Mai toh kuch nahi kar raha… Masoom ka gussa shaant nahi ho raha… jaan…

Arav (shock mai): Jaan… haiii…

Mai: Mera matlab… Janu…

Arav (toot ke): Aee… yeh Janu, baby, sona, puchhu, puchhu, loda, lasan… yeh sab mere dimaag se upar ja raha… maa kasam thok dunga tujhe…

Mai: Yeh toh guda hai… kya bak raha hai…

Arav (mere upar gun hilate hue): Yeh… yeh namuna pasand aaya hai tujhe…? Hai kya isme…?

Janu: Kya nahi hai inme…?

Arav (hairani se): Haiii… tu iski biwi hai kya…? Itna respect kyu de rahi hai…?

Zyada magaj maari mujhe nahi pasand… haan… bata raha hoon!

Janu (pyaar se Arav ko paani dete hue): Aap yeh paani piyo…

Janu (muskurate hue): Dev… yeh hai mere hubby…

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Arav (paani gale mai atak gaya, shock mai): Aaah… aaah… hubby…?

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Janu (shanti se): Pehle sun toh na…

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Arav: Haaa… aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh… eeeeeeeeeeeee… maaaaaa… bachoooooo…

Aur Arav seedha behosh ho gaya!

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Janu (thoda gusse mai, par pyar se): Aage se kabhi bhi mujhe yeh karne ko naa kehna… samjhe?

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Mai (majboor si smile ke saath): Jaan… mai kya karoon… yeh Masoom ko na jaane kya ho gaya hai… aankhein hi nahi khol rahi…

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Masoom (aankhein bandh, hoth hilate hue): Pyaar ho gaya hai pagale… tere se… muuaaahhh!

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Mai (gusse mai, halki sharm bhi): Dekh rahe ho… mere hoth chus chus chus…

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Janu (thoda haas ke): Bus!

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Mai (jhatke se): Laal kar diye hain… aur mere andar toh… abey… iski toh… nikal… bahar nikal… bahar nikal… abhi nikal!

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Tabhi door se ek awaaz aayi…

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Kdev (andar aate hue, thaka hua sa, jamhaayi lete hue): Aur chamiya ki haal tere?

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Janu (ghur ke): K……

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Kdev (turant sambhalte hue, comedy style): Sooorrryyy haan… woh bus apun thoda sapne mai Munna Bhai dekh rela tha… toh apun bhout hard ho gaya… haaiii…

 

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✦ UPDATE 220 ✦

Mai (thoda hass ke, thoda gusse mai): Aabe… tunne yeh jo mera hard karwa rakha hai… iska ilaaj kar!

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Masoom (ghusse mai, aankhein bandh, lips hilate hue): Baby… mai bahut ghussa hoon… usne kuch nahi kiya… Muuuuaaahhhh!

Kdev (has kar): Aila… gandi ji… bole the pyaar ke liye kuch bhi karo… mai jaakar bedroom sajaata hoon bhai!

Masoom (kiss ke baad, cute sa smile): Muaaaahaaaahhh… haaa… aur lekar… mere dev ko… roses bahut pasand… khushboo wahi rakhna

Kdev (dramatic hero style): Ekdum kadak… ekdum… condom… kaunsa?

Teno mai shock!

Janu / Masoom: Kyaaaa?!

Masoom (khadi hokar): Dev… isko naa… bahar naa nikala karo… yeh ek number ka c…

Mai (jaldi se): Naa naa… gaali nahi… mujhe gaali mat do!

Masoom (rooth kar): Ek toh mai itna pareshan hui… aur aapse milke… pyaar ka sara suroor utar diya isne!

Mai (uske baal kaan ke peeche karta hua, dheere se): Bus karo… ghussa naa karo… aur tu jaa… jaakar chai le aa!

Kdev: Koi chhotu hoon kya… chai laau?

Janu (nakhre se): Jaao naa jaan…

Kdev: Aye haaye… aise bologi toh… mai apni pant utar kar bhi chala jaaunga!

Woh gate khol kar bahar gaya…

🌧 Scene cut – drawing room mai:

Mai: Janu… ab ghar wale dekhenge… Kdev ko kaise ghoorenge…

Kdev ko bahar sab dekh rahe the…

Maa (thoda taana maar ke): Yeh Saloni… teri dost kyun gayi us room mai?

Komal: Mom… mai jaakar dekhti hoon… kya hua…

Maa: Aur tu aise kya dekh raha hai?

Kdev (dil mai): (Filhaal toh Komal ka figure…)

Maa (ghur ke): Bol naa!

Kdev (jhatke se): Woh maa… chai dena… teen… paanch cup!

Kirti: Paanch? Andar toh chaar log hain naa…

Kdev: Hhhhaa… woh… t… toh hai!

Komal (hass ke): Arey mai jaa rahi hoon naa… isliye kaha… tum rehne do…

Kdev (jaldi se): Theek hai theek hai… mai nahi jaa raha…

Komal (hass ke): Masoom didi bhi naa…

Amit: Didi? Woh tumhari didi hai?

Masoom: Woh… matlab… senior friend hai… isliye didi bolte hain…

Saloni: Haan haan… dost bhi par senior…

Sumit: Phir woh Dev ki dost kaise?

Shikha: Arre… woh hai hi aisa… na jaane kisko dost bana le… aur na jaane kisko…

Shikha: Tuh sab nashta kar… Komal… chai le aa!

Maa: Chhod… mai le aati hoon..

Komal: Nahi nahi… mai le jaaungi… aap pareshan naa ho!

Maa: Arey nahi beta… warna tu bhi kahegi… meri saas abhi se meri khabar lene lagi!

Komal (pyar se): Mummy ji…

Maa (hass ke): He he… jaa…

Andar:

Mai: Kya hua bey… bina liye aa gaya?

Kdev (sofa par palti maar ke): Arey… item la rahi hai naa!

Mai: Item kisko bola bey?

Kdev: Arey… khoobsurati ki tareef kar raha hoon… pasand toh nahi…

Mai: Chal andar aa!

Kdev: Yaar chai toh peene de…

Janu (mere paas aa kar): Bhai ko kab yaad aayega… kab tak theek honge…

Mai: Ek do ghante lagenge… tab tak letne do… bed par…

Gate khula – Komal aayi…

Masoom: Komal…!

Komal: Didi… aap gayi…?

Masoom (uth kar gale lag gayi): Jahaan yeh… aur tum sab… wahi mai…

Janu: Bahut time laga diya aane mai!

Masoom (rooth ke): Ek sketch chhod ke gayi… keh rahi thi… bahut time laga!

Mai: Bus karo… ab aa gayi ho naa…

Masoom: Aap ekdum chup raho… ekdum!

Mai (cute tareeke se ungli muh par): Ok…

Janu: Mujhe kaise pata chalta… mere saath kya ho raha hai!

Komal: Waise ek khushkhabri deni hai…

Masoom: Kya? Jaldi bata!

Komal: Neha ko beta hua hai!

Masoom: Kyaaaa… kab… kaise… mujhe milna hai…!

Mai (masti se): Rehne do… bahut bigada hua paida hua hai!

Masoom: Aapko chup rehne ko kaha tha naa

Mai: Ok ok… mai kuch nahi bolta…

Masoom (cute sa nakhre se): Ufff… aap bhi naa… bachon wale kaam naa karo…

Mai (shararat se): Achha… mai bhi baccha lagne laga kya?

Janu (pyar se): Arre… mera baccha naraz ho gaya?

Mai: Kat-ti kyun hai yaar… mere babu ke gaal hi itne pyaare…

Mai (jhatke se): Acha phir… ummmmmmm!

Komal: Hoth bhi bahut tasty aur laal hain…

Mai (hands up drama): Hey bhagwan… aisi biwiya kisi ko naa de…

Komal: Kya kaha?

Mai: Matlab… tum sab toh meri ho… toh wahi maang raha hoon… ki tumhe koi chheen naa le…

Kdev: He bhagwan… aisa pati sabko de…

Mai: Chup kar bey… waise hi bahut hai…

Komal: Par… maine suna… Pari ki tabiyat kharab hai?

Masoom: Kya hua meri Pari ko?

Mai: Kuch nahi… thoda sa… tabiyat thik nahi…

Janu (suddenly, thoda feel karke): Pata nahi kyu… mujhe lag raha hai… is ghar mai aapse bhi jyaada… kisi aur ke paas shaktiya hain…

Mai: Are haan… batana bhool gaya… Aditi aayi hai…

Teeno shock: Aur aap hume ab batate ho?!

Mai (thoda ruk ke): Woh… darasal baat yeh hai…

Janu: Kya hua? Chup kyu ho gaye? Bolo!

Mai (bahut dheere se, aankhon mai halka aansu): Aditi ke pankh… Bhukhasur ne le liye… aur BB ko maar diya…

Komal: Itna sab… kaise

Mai: Dekho… har chiz nahi roki ja sakti… mai bahut baar future jaa kar sab thik karne ki kosis ki… par sab nahi bacha paya…

Masoom: Aap hume bachane ki kosis kab se kar rahe ho?

Kdev (serious): Tumhe kitni baar bataya hai?

Mai: Tu inn baato mai na bole…

Janu (ghusse se): Batao… kitni baar?

Baaki dono bhi: Bolo!

Kdev (slowly): Karib… 478 saal… is saal ko mila ke…

Teeno wahi khade khade… gir ke beth gayi…

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Mai (halki hasi, fake smile): Arey… yeh jhoot bol raha hai…

Woh dono bas mujhe dekhti rahi…

Mai (toot-te hue): Aise na dekho yaar… tum dono… mujhe pata hai… yeh pagal hai… kuch bhi bolta hai…

Kdev: Oye… marata bhale hoon… par jhoot nahi bolta…

Mai: Tuu muh band rakh… jab kholta hai… galat bolta hai…

Gate khula… kuch log aur aa gaye…

Mai (fake smile): Arey… tum sab bhi aa gaye… sukhad hai…

Par woh sab bhi Masoom aur Janu ke paas beth gaye…

Mai (andar hi andar): Aisa kyun lag raha hai… jaise sab kuch chhin gaya ho…

Mai: Chal bey… bahar chal…

Kdev: Tujhe kya hua bey… tu kyu ro raha hai?

Mai: Tere aankho me aansu dekh ke… mai kaise na rooon…

Mai (gaal par haath rakh ke): Ungliya geeli ho gayi…

Mai: Mujhe nahi batana chahiye tha…

Kdev: Tuh jitna pochega… utne aayenge…

Mai (aansu poch ke): Mar mar kar bhi nahi batana chahta tha unhe…

Kdev: Iss liye kisi ko dhoondne ki kosis nahi ki… tu chahta tha sab khud hi samajh jaaye…

Mai: Haan… future mai bahut ched chad ki… sab khoya… ab time ne mauka diya… kam se kam yaad toh rahunga…

Kdev: Tere bina yaadon ka kya karegi woh… ghut ghut ke mar jayengi…

Mai (halke aansu poch ke): Tuh kab se itna sochne laga....

Kdev: Kitni bhi burai ho… par hoon toh tera hissa naa…

Mai: Mujhe laga… sirf vardaan mila… par asli bojh toh in sab pe hai....

Kdev: Tuh galat soch raha hai…

Mai: Main itni ladkiyon ki zindagi barbaad nahi kar sakta…

Kdev: Matlab tujhe unse pyaar nahi?

 

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UPDATE 221

Mai: Yeh baat tu na kar toh acha hi hai.

Kdev: Dekh, tu ruh aur jism dono se pyar karta hai, aur main toh jism se bana hoon, usi ke liye hu!

Mai: Maanta hoon, ek samrat ke paas kayi raniyan hoti thi, par ab na woh raja bache hain, na us samrat ko samrat manne wale log. Ab yeh duniya meri hai, yeh dharti aur yahan ke kayde-kanun yeh kehte hain ki yeh sab galat hai.

Kdev: Kya, kayi sari shadiyan?

Mai: Nahi, jo rishta mera meri behno ke saath jud raha hai, usme unhe sirf dard milega.

Kdev: Toh unhe ladna hoga, aur kya?

Mai: Kisse ladengi? Bahar walon se ladna aasan hai, par apne gharwalon se ladna itna aasan nahi hai.

Kdev: Lagta hai tu sahi hai. Yeh sab sharafat hi hai. Na tu kisi ki maut se usse bacha sakta hai, na jadu se kisi ko apni taraf kar sakta hai. Warna pichli baar toh tu narak se bach gaya, is baar pata nahi kya hoga.

Mai: Tabhi guruji kehte the ki hamesha shaktiyon ka istemal aise karo ki prakriti ke niyam na toote aur unme badlav na aaye. Par maine pehli baar niyam toda, apni maa ko bachane ke liye, jiske karan maa aur pitaji dono chale gaye. Aur phir Pari ka pyar nafrat mein badal gaya, jiski nafrat mein mujhe usse jalana pada.

Kdev: Uss se shaktiyan wapas kyun nahi le sakta, bajaye unhe dabane ke? Main apni sari shaktiyan lagane ko taiyar hoon.

Mai: Uske liye mujhe usse marna hoga, ya woh khud mujhe woh shaktiyan de de. Par uske baad sab badal jayega. Uska aaj jo pyar hai, woh phir usi nafrat mein chala jayega. Kya pata, power dete waqt aisa ho jaye aur woh hi is duniya ke liye khatra ban jaye?

Kdev: Uff, acha hai main tera ek ansh hi hoon. Itna sara bojh mere se toh sahan nahi hota. Mujhe toh bas paani nikalna aata hai!

Mai: Chal, waise bhi tere bina main adhura hoon. Hai harami, par rote hue ko hasa deta hai!

Uske expression achanak badal gaye.

Mai: Kya hua?

Woh bina kuch bole mere andar aa gaya.

Main samjha nahi kuch. Waise bhi, ab mujhe ghar chalna chahiye. Jaise hi main muda, mere pairon ke niche se zameen hi chali gayi.

Mai: Tu yahan kaise?!

Woh kuch boli nahi aur mere gale lag gayi.

Pari: Mujhe maaf kar do, bhaiya, please mujhe maaf kar do!

Mai: Arre, tu kis baat ki maafi mang rahi hai, pagli? Chal, chup ho ja, tere aankhon mein aansu theek nahi lagte.

Pari: Nahi, bhaiya, aap mujhe maar daalo abhi!

Maine usse khud se door kiya. Woh apne ghutno par aa gayi aur jor-jor se rone lagi. Main bhi ghutno par baithkar usse gale laga liya.

Mai: Na, na, rote nahi. Tu toh meri pyari behen hai na? Chal, chup ekdum!

Pari: Aapko mujhse nafrat karni chahiye jo maine kiya!

Mai: Aisa kuch nahi tune. Woh tab maine khud ko talwar maari thi taki tum sabko bacha saku.

Pari: Mujhe sab yaad aa gaya hai. Aap jhooth mat bolo. Maine apne in hathon ki shakti se aapko mara, aur aapne mujhe bachane ke liye khud ko ek kayar bana diya logon ki nazar mein!

Mai: Arre, nahi! Main bas Kdev ko pagal bana raha tha taki woh kuch ulta-sidha na kare.

Pari apna face peeche karke mere dono gaalon ko apne hathon mein pakad leti hai.

Pari: Aapke lafz bhale jhooth bolte hain, par aapki aankhen kabhi jhooth nahi bolti mujhse!

Maine usse door kiya. Meri awaaz bhari ho gayi thi.

Mai: Aankhon mein kya hai? Isme kuch nahi dikhta.

Woh mere aage aa gayi.

Pari: Jin aankhon mein main hoon, woh jhoothi kaise ho sakti hain?

Mai: Tu abhi ghar ja. Yahan kya karne aayi hai?

Pari phir mujhse gale lag gayi.

Pari: Main apne bhaiya ko chhod ke kahi nahi jaungi!

Mai: Woh toh tu chaah kar bhi nahi ja payegi. Jab tak mere andar ek katra bhi jaan bachi hai, tab tak tujhe koi chu bhi nahi payega!

Pari: Par aap saare dard akele kyun sehna chahte ho?

Mai: Kyunki meri wajah se sabko bahut dukh hua hai. Main nahi chahta ki meri wajah se tum sabki aankhon mein ek katra bhi dard ka aansu aaye. Agar aansu aaye bhi, toh bas khushi ke!

Pari: Aap mujhe bachane ke liye itna dard sehoge, toh mujhe dard nahi hoga? Yeh kaise soch rahe ho aap?

Mai: Meri zindagi tum sab se shuru aur tum sab par hi khatam hai.

Usne mujhe aur kaske jakad liya.

Pari: Please, bhaiya, mujhe maar do. Aapse nafrat karne se acha hai main aapke hathon mar jaun!

Mai: Acha, itne anginat salon se jisko main bacha raha hoon, usse khud hi maar doon? Yehi bolte hue bhi tujhe sharam nahi aa rahi?

Pari: Nahi, mujhe maaf kar do. Main woh nahi kehna chahti thi!

Maine uska sir peeche kiya. Ab mere face par dard aur gussa dono the.

Mai: Ab tu khud bhi marna chahegi, tab bhi tu nahi mar payegi! Teri nafrat mujhe pasand hogi, par main tujhe marne nahi dunga, samjhi?

Usne phir apna sir mere seene mein laga liya.

Pari: Mujhe pata hai. Ab mujhe pichla sab yaad aa gaya hai. Main jaan gayi hoon maine bahut bada paap kiya tha, bhaiya. Ek rajya se uska samrat, kayi logon se unka pyar, kayi behno se unka bhai, kayi doston se unka dost. Phir bhi aap mujh jaise pagal ko kyun bacha rahe ho?

Mai: Maine jitne bhi dost tab khoye, woh kabhi nahi chahte the ki unka dost apni pyari behen ko maare, chahe woh kuch bhi kare. Dost kam milte hain jo apke liye jaan se bhi zyada de jaate hain.

Pari roti hui mujhse alag hokar.

Pari: Aap kya chahte ho? Aapko meri maut se zyada meri nafrat pasand hai?

Mai: Nafrat ke saath jiya ja sakta hai, par…

Par rote hue.

Pari: Bas kijiye, bhaiya. Agar aapko yehi acha lagta hai, toh yahi theek hai.

Usne apna haath aage kiya aur do kanzar nikal liye.

Mai chilla kar: Nahi, Pari!

Pari: I love you, bhaiya… chakkkcchhh

Mai: Ahhhhhhhhhhh…

Usne woh dono kanzar meri aankhon mein ghusa diye…

Meri aankhon mein bahut tez dard ho raha tha, par pata nahi kyun mujhe dheere-dheere aisa lag raha tha ki mere shareer mein bahut taakat aa rahi hai. Main girne ko hua toh Pari ne mujhe pakad liya.

Pari: Aram se, bhaiya!

Mai: Yeh tune kya kiya, Pari?

Pari: Mujhe pata hai, agar main mar jaati toh woh aapko zindagi bhar tadpata rehta. Isliye maine yeh kiya. Ab main saari shaktiyan aapko de rahi hoon, kyunki aapka yeh hissa mere se bana hua tha. Yeh ek rasta tha jisse main aapko sab kuch de sakti thi. Ab shaktiyan mil jane ke baad aap bilkul theek ho jaoge!

Mai: Aaahh, nahi, Pari! Kehte hain na, jaldi mein kiye faisle bahut galat hote hain.

Pari: Yeh aap kya keh rahe hain?

Mai: Aaahh, mera sir!

Pari: Bhaiya, main jakar sabko bulati hoon!

Mai: Nahi, nahi, aisa mat karna! Puri shaktiyan mujhe mil jane tak tu mere saath reh. Uske baad pata nahi tera mera saath kaisa hoga.

Pari mere hothon ko chum kar.

Pari: Nahi, bhaiya, main sirf aapko pyar karti hoon aur kuch nahi!

Achanak hi usne chaku pakad kar meri aankhon mein ghoomana shuru kiya.

Mai: Aaahh, Pari! Bacha kaun hai? Aaahh, maa!

Pari: Bhaiya, mera haath yeh kya kar raha hai?!

Mai: Acha, jaane de. Phir seh lunga main yeh dard. Aaahh!

Pari: Bhaiya, mujhe khud ko maar lena chahiye tha. Yeh maine kya kiya?!

Maine apne hathon se uska chehra chhuna shuru kiya. Usne mera haath pakad kar apne chehre par laya. Maine uske aansu poche.

Mai: Na, tu ro mat. Tu hasti hui achi lagti hai.

Woh aur tez-tez rone lagi.

Pari: Main kaise bhool gayi? Shaktiyan dene se pehle jo saheer hota hai, keval wahi dobara ban sakta hai jab tak aap usko maarna na chun lo!

Woh dono kanzar nikalti mere andar se…

 

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✦ UPDATE 222 ✦

Pari – Bhaiya, apna haath do, main kuch karti hoon.

Main ne usko haath pakad diya. Ek toh dard ke maare kuch samajh mein nahi aa raha tha aur ab main andha bhi ho gaya tha.

Usne woh khanjar mere haath mein kas diya aur khud ke pet mein ghusane hi waali thi ki tabhi kisi ne uska haath pakad liya.

Kdev – Ae pagli, kya kar rahi hai?

Pari – Chhod do mujhe! Main bhaiya ko aise dard mein nahi dekh sakti.

Kdev – Usse zyada dard tab hoga jab tu yeh karegi.

Pari – Tumhein jo chahiye main dungi, mera sab kuch tumhara.

Kdev – Ae pagli, hum dono ek hain. Waise bhi in shaktiyon ke mil jaane ke baad tu jaanti nahi kya hone wala hai. Main toh banaya hua kameena hoon, par jo yeh shaktiyon ki khichdi iske shareer mein banne waali hai na, yeh isko paidaishi kameena bana degi.

Woh uska khanjar lekar phenk deta hai aur woh ghutno par baith kar rone lagti hai.

Mera shareer upar hawa mein aa gaya. Aasmaan se bijliyon ki barsaat hone lagi. Mere pairon mein se ek aag si badi zanjeer nikli jo seedhe zameen mein chali gayi.

Kdev ne ek ghera banaya jisse logon ko bas yahan tez roshni dikhe aur kuch nahi.

Woh zanjeer jaise hi andar gayi, usmein se woh saari bhooton ki aatmayein mere andar aane lagi jinhein maine bandi banaya tha.

Uske baad ek hari zanjeer nikli, woh bhi zameen mein gayi aur usmein se saapon ka jhund mere andar aane-jaane laga.

Phir mere kandhe ke andar aasmaan se girti saari bijliyan andar jaane lagi. Meri aankhon par ek ajeeb sa sheesha lag raha tha, maine apne haath se use chashme mein badal diya.

Main neeche aaya aur baaki saari shaktiyan mere andar aane lagi, jo aapko samay aane par pata chal jayengi.

Maine apne shareer se apna suit hataya.

Kdev – Ab aayega maza!

Pari (apne aansu poch kar) – Aapki aankhein...

Main – Arre, mujhe pehle jaisa kuch saaf nahi dikh raha, par bhediye ki shakti ki wajah se mujhe waisa dikh raha hai jaisa jaanwaron ko dikhta hai.

Pari mere gale lag gayi.

Maine usko kas ke pakad liya.

Pari – Ufffff, bhaiya!

Main – Ufffff, teri body kitni mulayam hai.

Mera haath dheere-dheere uski gaand par chala gaya.

Pari ne mujhe ghoora.

Maine apna haath aur daba diya, aisa lag raha tha jaise koi sponge ho.

Pari – Bhaiya, ghar chalein? Sab aapka intezaar kar rahe hain.

Main – Aisa karo, tum jaao, main aata hoon thodi der mein.

Pari – Jaldi aana.

Maine ek lambi kiss usko ki aur woh chali gayi.

Kdev – Aeee bhai, aa gaya tu wapas.

Main – Aur chichore, chal aa ja ab andar. En bhuto ne aag macha rakhi hai shareer mein.

Kdev mere andar aa gaya.

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Main wahan se bhagta hua seedhe ek dukan par pahuncha.

Main – Oye, ek bottle de whisky.

Dukandaar – Kaun si doon?

Main – Sabse achhi waali.

Maine side waale ka chakhna utha kar kha liya.

Aadmi – Oye!

Main (honth par ungli rakh kar) – Shiii shii, saale, teri biwi ko thodi chhua hai, saale.

Aadmi – Biwi ko chhu le par chakhna haath mat laga.

Maine bottle li aur paise dekar sadak par peeta hua jaane laga.

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Mere andar in bhuto ne hangama kar rakha tha.

Bhoot – Bhoot, iski maa ki... Jagpreet!

Mere saamne se pehle Jagpreet gayi, phir Nitika.

Maine Nitika ka haath pakda, uski gaand par haath rakh ke usko god mein utha liya aur usko kiss karne laga.

Peeche se aati ek goli meri bottle par lagi. Main Nitika ko pakad kar gir gaya aur whisky girne se pehle apne munh ke andar le li aur phir Nitika ko kiss kiya.

Jagpreet – Nitika!

Nitika mujhe dhakka deti hai aur phir se mujhe kiss karne lagti hai.

Aadmi 1 – Oye chusiye, kitna chusega be? Chhod de.

Main – Kaun hai be? Kiski maa ne usko nahi sikhaya, aise kaam mein toka nahi karte?

Main khada hua toh kabhi idhar kabhi udhar jaa raha tha.

Boss – Arre, yeh toh bewada hai re.

Main – Aaa haa, maaa haa haaa!

Boss – Yeh saala kyun hans raha hai?

Main – Abbe, tera naam Kalu Chuttan hai kya?

Wahan khade log hansne lage.

Boss (Kalu Chuttan) – Chup karo madarchodo, warna sabka yehi kaat dunga. Maar saale ko!

Woh aage badha. Main neeche jhuka aur bottle ke tukde se uska gaal faad diya.

Sab log bhagne lage.

Main (jhaang par haath maar ke) – Aaja aaja!

Boss – Aankhein phodo saale ki!

Main – Abe, usko kya phodega jo... huhhh!

Maine ek laat maari, woh do bande ke upar gira, teeno udate hue grill par gire aur unke andar ka saamaan bahar aa gaya.

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The Ambush

Boss – Abbe chal bhai, mandwali kar lein, dono mil kar iski jawani ka maza lete hain!

Itna hi bola tha ki un par goliyon ki bauchaar ho gayi.

Mohan sir – Tu maze lega, haan? Tu maza lega?!

Kalu bhai goli lagte hi gir gaya.

Shashank – Tum dono theek ho na?

Jagpreet – Haan, pata nahi kisne information di ki hum wahan jaa rahe the...

Nitika – Thanks mujhe... oh sorry, humein bachane ke liye!

Main – Aapka bhi thanks.

Mohan – Kis liye?

Main – Arre, inhone mujhe bachane ka mauka diya!

Nitika aur Jagpreet hansne lage.

Mohan – Ek minute, tum toh wahi ho na, Shikha ka bhai?

Main – Yeh kya keh rahe ho? Shikha meri wife hai!

Mohan – Isko lekar chalo, lagta hai kuch zyada pi li hai.

Main ladkhada kar Nitika ke upar gira, mera chehra uski cleavage par.

Nitika – Lagta hai behosh ho gaya.

Main – Haan, lagta hai behosh ho gaya hoon.

Mohan – Chalo, isko gaadi mein bithao.

Udhar...

Mahakaal – Tujhe main jaan se maar dunga! Bola tha na dhyaan rakhna, phir yeh kaise hua?!

Aliza – Aaaahhh ahhh...

Mahakaal ne uska gala chhod diya.

 

[hotaks]

✦ UPDATE 223 ✦

The Safe House

Hum sab, matlab Nitika, Jagpreet, Mohan sir, aur kuch agents, Mohan sir ke ghar pahunche.

Nitika – Tum kaun ho aur humein kyun bachaya hai?

Main – Arre Madam, hum kahaan aapko bachane layak bache hain? Hum toh sirf bus...

Jagpreet – Arre Nitika, yeh Shikha ka bhai hai, bhool gayi kya?

Nitika (ghoor kar) – Sach mein?

Jagpreet – Haan yaar, aaj lagta hai isne zyada pi li hai.

Mohan – Isko room mein le jaakar sula do, kal baat karenge. Shikha ko phone karke bata dunga.

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Udhar – Pari's Home

Pari ghar pahunchti hai.

Masoom – Pari, woh kahaan hai?

Pari (gusse mein) – Hoga kahin! Tum logon ko uske bina chain nahi hai na?

Saloni (thappad uthate hue) – ...

Pari ne uska haath pakad liya.

Pari – Badi ho isliye haath roak diya, warna tod deti!

Neha – Tu pagal ho gayi hai kya Pari?

Pari (sarcastic) – Achha toh, nayi mummy ji bhi boli? Kya baat hai, sab ke sab ek number ke chatne wale ho rakhe hain!

Devika (chintit) – Yeh achanak kya hua hai Pari ko? Pari, tu theek hai na?

Pari – Zyada na pyaar dikhao, samjhi! Mai bilkul theek hoon, aur agar uss insaan ki baat karni hai toh mai baat na hi karu toh theek.

Pari gate se bahar nikli, seedhiyan chadhti hui apne room mein aa gayi.

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Achanak usko jhatka laga aur usko apni abhi ki hui harkat yaad aayi. Woh gate kholne wali thi ki pet mein ghussa jaisa laga aur bed par gir gayi.

Pari (hypnotic inner voice) – Tu jaayegi? Maafi-waafi maang maang kar tune meri izzat ka faaluda kar diya hai!

Pari (pet pakad kar) – Aisa mat karwao mujhse! Yeh mai nahi hoon!

Hypnotic Pari – Woh tujhse kabhi pyaar nahi karega, samjhi? Woh sirf ehsaan karta hai. Humein usse uska saccha pyaar cheen-na hoga!

Pari ki aankhein laal ho gayi. Uthi, apne gale ka locket fenk diya, jo seedha kuch door sadak par gira.

Pari – Ab woh mujhpar nazar nahi rakh paayega!

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Udhar – Mahakaal's Plan

Mahakaal – Yeh sahi waqt hai ab sabko maut ke ghaat utaarne ka, pehle ki tarah!

Aliza – Pehle ki tarah matlab?

Mahakaal – Ab waqt hai uss shaitan ko bahar laane ka.

Aliza – Kis ko?

Mahakaal – Jo uske sabse azeez dost ke andar pal raha tha.

Aliza – Kaun sa dost hai woh?

Mahakaal – Sab pata chal jaayega.

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Dev's Departure

Mai room mein jaa hi raha tha ki phone baja.

Mai – Haan hello, bol bhai?

Riccha – Dev, jaldi aa! Akash ki tabiyat bahut kharab hai!

Mera saara nasha utar gaya.

Nitika – Kya hua?

Mai – Mujhe jaana hoga abhi.

Nitika – Par tum toh...

Maine uska haath pakad kar – Dekho Nitika, tum mujhe bahut achhe se jaanti ho aur mai bhi tumhe. Mere paas superpowers hain. Tumhare zariye RAW mein jo NRDD (Nuclear Radiation Detector Device) hai, woh mujhe chahiye.

Nitika – Iske baare mein tumhe kaise pata?

Mai – Vishwas karo, mujhe abhi jaana hoga. (uske hothon par kiss dekar)

Khidki se bahar udd gaya.

Akash's Home

Mai gate ki bell bajate hi gate khula.

Riccha – Dev woh...

Mai – Hum baad mein baat karenge, pehle Akash kahaan hai?

Riccha – Udhar.

Akash (dard mein) – Dev, tu aa gaya bhai! Bahut dard ho raha hai bhai pet mein. Garmi lag rahi hai itne tez AC mein bhi.

Mai uske paas gaya, sir par haath rakha.

Akash – Yeh kya kiya yaar? Jaadu?

Mai – Jaadu hi samajh le.

Akash – Mazak chhod, didi chai laa...

Mai – Nahi Riccha, ruko.

Akash – Ek minute, kya bola?

Mai – Riccha, ruko.

Akash – Tu...

Mai – Dekh, tu mera dost hai kayi sau saal pehle se.

Akash – Mazak kabhi aur kar. Ab ilaaj bata.

Mai haath aage kiya, haath se nikalti aag uske andar gayi.

Riccha – Chilla kar – Kya kar rahe ho!

Mai – Shaant raho! Isko Aganivastu ki zaroorat hai.

Akash – Arre dard kam ho gaya! Ab ye aag hata!

Riccha – Aganivastu?

Mai – Ek tarah ka radiation source.

Akash – Kya tha ye?

Mai – Sun, meri shaktiyan milne se kai logon ki powers wapas aayengi, humein ladna hoga.

Akash – Mujhe kuch samajh nahi aaya, par ladunga.

Mai – Chal mere saath.

Riccha – Kahaan?

Mai Riccha ke gaal par kiss karke bahar.

Akash – Ruk be, tunne didi ko kiss kyun kiya?

Mai – Pehle kaam hone de.

Akash – Teri jagah koi aur hota...

Mai – Shaant reh! Jab usne kuch nahi kaha toh baat hogi.

Mai udd gaya, Akash chillane laga.

Mai – Oye, chill mat! Izzat gayi toh?

Akash – Tujhe udna bhi aata?

Mai – Tera hi sikhaya be!

Nitika upar chhat par aayi, chip di.

Mai – Saath nahi chalogi?

Nitika – Mujhe samajh nahi aa raha ki kiya kyun?

Mai – Kyunki tumhe mujhse pyaar hai.

Nitika – Kya?!

Mai uska haath pakad kar ungli ghusa di.

Mai – Jab future se wapas aaya, mujhe laga sab khatam. Tumhare andar bhi mera blood hai.

Nitika – Dev, peeche!

Mai – Bola tha, isko wahi rakhna jab tak mai naa kahun!

Ajay – Aaqa, malkin ko kaise mana karu?

Shabanam ko kisi ka haath laga, woh gir gayi, maine pakad liya.

Ajay ghutno par – Samrat ki jai ho!

Mai – Mujhe nahi tha, Akash ko itna jaldi sab samajh aa jaayega.

 

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✦ UPDATE 224 ✦

Humare saamne hawa mein ek vishalkaaye dragon tha, zaahir hai woh Akash hi tha. Itne bade pankh ki chodo, jaane do, dragons ki details GoT mein bahut dekhi hogi.

Thodi der mein woh insaani roop mein wapas aa gaya aur jhukne hi wala tha.

Mai – Kya kar raha hai yaar tu bhi?

Akash – Mai Dragon Samrajya ka Samrat tumhari madad se hi toh bana hoon, Samrat!

Mai – Yahan kaun sa rajya hai jo tu itna niyamo ka paalan kar raha? Yahan hum sirf dost hain.

Akash – Hmm, achha. Mere kehne ka bandobast kiya ki nahi?

Mai (chip dikhate hue) – Ho gaya!

Nitika – Itna sab ho gaya aur ab bataya mujhe yeh sab?

Mai – Mujhe kya pata tumhe bhi iska hissa banana padega.

Nitika – You.....

Mai – Ab chhodo bhi! Ajay, tu aa gaya hai toh yeh chip le. Nitika, tum iske saath jao. Akash baaki sab dekh lega. Iska dragon power radiation se 200% zyada powerful ho jaata hai.

Nitika – Phir toh yeh chalta phirta nuclear bomb ban jaayega!

Ajay – Ussi ko niyantran karne ka kaam toh shaktiyan karti hain.

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Udhar – Mahakaal ke Mahal ke Bahar

Pari ne gate ko laat maari aur andar jaane lagi.

Pari – Kahaan ho tum? Aaj saamne aana hoga!

Mahakaal – Arre meri laadli aa gayi kya?

Pari – Tumne kaha tha woh sab karne se woh mar jaayega, par woh aaj bhi zinda kaise hai?

Mahakaal – Woh sab teri behno aur tuchhi prem ki bhakti mein doobi ladkiyon ke kaaran hua tha.

Pari – Tumne kaha tha meri Maa ki maut ka kaaran woh hai. Uska shrap usko lagega agar uska apna hi usse maar de.

Mahakaal – Haan, par shrap nahi... usko vardan mila tere haathon marne ke kaaran.

Pari Mahakaal ke paas jaakar –

Pari – Ab gale bhi nahi lagaoge apni pyaari gudiya ko?

Mahakaal haath faila kar –

Mahakaal – Kyun, tu hi toh apni hai, baaki sab... ghair hain... Aaaaaiiii... Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh... Haramzaadi kahin ki!

Pari ne Trimani Khanzar uske dil mein ghusa diya. Woh aur andar ghusa rahi thi ki Aliza ne uske baal pakad kar dur phenk diya.

Aliza khanzar nikal kar phenkti hai, Mahakaal ke ghaav ko bharne lagti hai.

Pari apna haath upar karti hai, khanzar uske haath mein aa jaata hai. Dusra haath aage karke mutthi band karti hai – Aliza ki ungliyan toot jaati hain. Haath ghumate hi Aliza ka shoulder bhi toot jaata hai.

Mahakaal – Mujhe chhod! Pehle iss sapoli ko maar!

Pari – Tunne mujhe sapoli bulaya na? Aaj yeh sapoli teri maut ka kaaran banegi!

Mahakaal – Beti, khatam kar de isse!

Aliza apne baap ko nahi chahti thi, par apni maa aur behan ki jaan pyaari thi jo kaid thi.

Aliza ek light phenkti hai jo Pari ke pair ko chir ke nikal jaati hai, par Pari wapas theek ho gayi.

Aliza – Yeh kaise ho sakta hai?

Pari – Kyunki mera bhai hamesha meri raksha mein apni shaktiyan bhejta rehta hai.

Mahakaal kuch bolta, usse pehle Aliza ki maut ki cheekh – Trimani Khanzar uske dil ke aar-paar.

Elsewhere

Janu apne ghutnon par gir gayi. Uske andar se kai roohein bahar nikal gayi.

Saloni – Yeh kya ho raha hai?

Aliza ki body hawa mein jaa rahi thi, par palak jhapakte hi kai roohein uske andar ghus gayi, aur woh ud gayi.

Uske jaate hi wahan Bhukasur aa gaya.

Bhukasur – Kya hua? Is bachhi ke saamne kamzor pad gaya?

Mahakaal – Laga isko apni side kar lunga, par yeh haramkhor kahin ki!

Bhukasur (sochta hai) – Trimani Khanzar bahut ghaatak hai. Mahakaal ki kaali shaktiyon ne bachaya.

Pari – Tu bhi marne chala aaya kya?

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Above the Battle

Hawa mein udte Akash, Nitika aur Ajay mahal ke upar se guzar rahe the.

Akash – Jaldi neeche chalo!

Akash ne roop badla, neeche jaate hi woh khoonkhaar Dragon ban gaya.

Bhukasur ki aag upar chhodte hi Dragon ne saari aag apne andar le li.

Ajay – Rajkumari ji, yahan se chaliye!

Pari – Aaj maare bina nahi jaaungi!

Dragon dahada, pankh faila, poori hawa khandar jaisi lagne lagi.

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Dev's Return

Mai ghar ja raha tha ki Akash ki awaaz suni.

Mai turant Mohan sir ko call kiya.

Mai – Sir, mai bol raha hoon. Jaldi se military se sampark karke poora ilaaka khaali karwaiye!

Mohan – Pagal ho gaya kya... Yeh Bhagwan! (khidki se dekh ke) Abhi karwata hoon!

Mai palak jhapakte ghar pahuncha. Janu ro rahi thi, uski god mein Aliza ki body thi.

Mai – Devika, kuch bhi ho, mere saath ya ghar ke bahar kuch bhi ho, koi bahar nahi jaayega! Mujhe vachan do.

Devika – Yeh aap kya keh rahe ho?

Mai uske pet par haath rakh kar –

Mai – Wapas future se aane se hum badle nahi. Jo bhi tha, sab waqt ka tha. Ab tumhe humare bachche ko bachana hai.

Devika (aankhon me aansu) – Aapke bina in sabka kya vajood hoga?

Mai – Mere baad, mera sab kuch inka hi hai. Tum sabka pyaar...

 

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UPDATE 225

Main – "Haan bhai, aur kya?"

Giri – "Abbe masti ki umar mein shaadi kar li!"

Main – "Toh usse kya, masti toh ruk jayegi bhai?"

Giri – "Bhai, sahi khel gaya hai tu. Waise ek baat bataoon."

Main – "Haan, bol bhai."

Giri – "Aur kitne seal tod diye ab tak?"

Main – "Kahaan bhai, abhi toh bas aaj hi shaadi hui hai."

Giri – "Ohhh, toh aaj palang todenge! Toh bhai, khidki band kar le!"

Main – "Tu saale, nahi sudhrega na?"

Giri – "Waise ek baat batani hai tujhe."

Main – "Aur woh kya hai?"

Giri – "Ghar chal, mujhe kisi se milana hai."

Main – "Kaun bhai?"

Giri – "Teri bhabhi se."

Yeh bolkar woh bhag gaya.

Main – "Ruk, saale, ruk! Abhi ruk!" Maine jutta nikaal kar uspar feka, usne uthaya aur bhag gaya.

Giri – "Aab aa, ek pair mein jutta liye."

Maine doosra jutta bhi usse maar diya. Usne woh bhi uthaya aur bhag gaya – "Chal, aab shar nahi jaana hoga, naye jutte mil gaye hain."

Woh bhaagta hua andar ghus gaya haweli ke.

Gaon ke log humme aise ghur rahe the, jaise koi naach chal raha ho. Main dheere dheere chalne laga, kaafi mast haweli thi yeh. Main idhar udhar dekhta ja raha tha, ki meri nazar ek khidki par padi, jahan se koi ladki mujhe dekh rahi thi. Maine apna shir neeche kiya aur aage badh gaya. Phir dekha toh, woh ladki phir se ghur rahi thi. Main jaldi se andar ghus gaya.

Samne Ratan chacha aur chachi Kamala baithay the. Maine jakar unke pair chue, aur Kamala chachi ke bhi.

Ratan – "Aare, kon ho bhai?"

Giri – "Aare pita ji, yaad nahi hai? Humare ghar mein nange pair kon aata tha?"

Kamala chachi ne khade ho kar mujhe gale laga liya.

Kamala – "Aare beta, kabar di hoti, aa rahe ho? Aare gaju kamali, ja jaldi se intezaam kar, kuch humare ghar ki shaan aa gayi hai!"

Main – "Aare chachi ji, bas karoon, itna bhi naa hoon main."

Giri – "Haan maa, yeh toh bhai shahab ne shaadi kar li, aur bataya bhi nahi."

Ratan – "Aare Kamala, phir toh tayyari kar, abhi jaayenge hum wahan apni bhau ki muh dikhaayi karni."

Main – "Ji, chaiye, sab aapsi mil kar bahut khush honge."

Ratan – "Aur mera yaar aaya hai ki nahi abhi?"

Main – "Haan, dad aaye hain."

Kamala – "Aur...?"

Giri – "Sab aaye hain maa, ab isse kuch khilao bhi, ki baatein karti rahogi?"

Kamala – "Haan, waise bhi naukaron ke haath ka khana nahi, mere haath ka bana hua khaayega."

Giri – "Haan aap banno, main aata hoon. Pata nahi, chandani kahaan par rah gayi hai. Tu tab tak Roshani se mil le, woh upar hai."

Ratan – "Haan beta, jao, mil lo usse bhi."

Main (has kar) – "Ji, kyu nahi? Sach bataoon toh meri fatati hai usse, kab kya karti thi, koi nahi bata sakta. Sabse zyada bachpan mein, usne hi pitwaya tha mujhe."

Main upar aa gaya. Kaafi saare kamre the wahan. Mujhe laga shayad yeh wahi ho. Maine knock kiya.

Andar se awaaz aayi – "Kon hai?"

Main awaaz sun kar lautne laga. Saala, ladkiyon se doori banani ab sahi hai. Waise bhi, woh kuttiya mohani jab se pichhe padi hai, na jaane kya baat ho gayi.

Tabhi chhidiya se Kamala chachi aayi.

Kamala – "Aare beta, woh wala kamra hai. Jaao, mil lo. Dar rahe ho kya?"

Main – "Nahi toh, jaata hoon."

Maine gate ko dhakka diya aur andar chala gaya.

Arre, yeh wohi ladki hai jo balcony se ghur rahi thi!

Main – "Roshani, main."

Woh sunte hi taiyaar ho gayi, phir bola – "Mera naam lete ho, jaante ho jamindar ke ghar mein aise aane ka kya haq hota hai?"

Main – "Arre, kahali pili dimag, na haath lagana, jamindar ki beti hai, kuch aur toh nahi."

Woh tez tarar se mere paas aayi aur mere gaale lag gayi.

Roshani – "Aab aayi humari yaad, haa, itne saalon baad!"

Main – "Arre, toh tune kab yaad kiya mujhe? Ek baar bhi phone kiya, ab mat kehna 'no' nahi tha."

Woh mujhse alag hoti hui – "Haan, nahi hai waise. Kya kehna chahte ho?"

Main – "Kyun, tujhe kya karna hai?"

Roshani – "Kuch nahi, din bhar gym mein rehta hai."

Main – "Nahi, bas kaam mein sab hota rehta hai."

Tabhi Kamala chachi andar aayi – "Beta, tayaar ho jaa, Dev ke ghar jaana hai."

Roshani – "Kyun maa?"

Kamala – "Aare bhaurani ki muh dikhayi karni hai, sabse pehle mai hi jaaungi."

Roshani – "Kiski shaadi ho gayi hai?"

Main – "Arre baba, tere Dev ki aur kiski?"

Roshani – "Ohhh, accha hai."

Main – "Kya baat hai, khush nahi hui?"

Roshani (has kar) – "Arre, mai toh yeh soch rahi thi, tujh jaise ladki se kisne shaadi ki hogi."

Main (man mein) – "Khud ki hui nahi, baadi aayi meri. Dekh rahi hai, mere paas toh itna hai ki bas poochho mat."

Roshani – "Kaha kho gaya? Yaad aa rahi hai apni wife ki?"

Main – "Haan, woh hai hi aisi ki yaad kiye bina nahi jaata."

Kamala – "Bus, bus! Chalo, jaldi neeche aao tayar hokar."

Roshani – "Ji maa, chalti hoon."

Woh chali gayi.

Main – "Accha, main bhi chalta hoon."

Roshani – "Arre, main tayaar ho rahi hoon, tu ruk na. Tere saath hi chalungi main."

Main – "Arre, toh neeche hoon na."

Roshani – "Kaha na ruk! Toh dar raha hai jaise main tera rape kar dungi. Baith yaha."

Main (ghabara kar) – "Nahi, nahi, koi baat nahi. Main keh raha hoon, thik hoon."

Roshani – "Hil kyun raha hai itna? Chal, baith."

Woh chhakar mein mujhe baitha diya aur wahi hua jo main nahi chahta tha.

Main (man mein) – "Shit yaar."

Roshani (man mein) – "Yeh hai kya? Kaise sambhalti hogi iski biwi? Ohh, yeh main kya soch rahi hoon."

Main (tezi se) – "Ab jaa bhi, jaldi na."

Roshani – "Huuu, haa jaati hoon."

Aakhir woh tayaar hokar aayi, toh main idhar-udhar ghoom raha tha.

Roshani – "Paani do kya?"

Main – "Naa, toh chal, jaldi neeche."

Shukar hai, ab bina bole neeche gayi.

Main (man mein) – "Main khada tha, toh comfort mein tha, par baithna naa baba, ab achanak saala kya ho gaya hai mujhe?"

Ratan – "Beta, baith jao."

Main – "Naa, naa, bas yeh mat karwaiye."

Roshani (has kar) – "Samne jutte pade hue the mere, maine jhat se pehane aur nikal gaya."

Woh log awaaz lagate rahe, par main sidha ghar chal gaya apne.

Shadow - The Possession Begins

Main ghar ke andar aaya to ek ajeeb si thandak mehsoos hui. Aisa lag raha tha jaise hawa mein koi ajeeb si energy ghul rahi ho. Ghar ki shaanti kuch aswabhavik lag rahi thi, jaise har kone se koi mujhe dekh raha ho.

Masoom ne darwaza khola, hamesha ki tarah ek pyari muskaan ke saath

Masoom – "Thak gaye ho na? Aao, andar aao. Kuch chai bana doon tumhare liye?"

Main (muskura kar) – "Nahi, abhi nahi. Sab kaha hain?" Bus jaldi se ek glass paani lakr do thanda ekdum

Masoom – "Saloni, Pari, aur Neha peeche wale kamre mein hain. Pata nahi kya kar rahi hain, bas kuch likhne mein busy hain.Aap chalo me paani laati hu

Mujhe ek ajeeb sa curiosity hua, abhi toh hum log yaha aaye aur yeh kaya karne lagi sab,aur main seedha peeche wale kamre ki taraf chala gaya. Jaise hi maine darwaza khola, ek ajeeb si hawa mere chehre par lagi. Kamre mein Saloni, Pari, aur Neha zameen par baithi thi. Unke samne ek red-colored mandala-type design tha, lekin woh mandala ekdum aswabhavik aur disturbing tha.

Waha ka secne dekh ke mere joh garmi cadhi thi woh bina paani ke thandi ho gayi

Main (unhe ghoorte hue) – "Yeh kya kar rahi ho tum log?"

Saloni ne tezi se kagaz chhupa diya aur Pari ek chhoti si hasi ke saath boli:

Pari – "Kuch nahi, bhaiya. Bas ek game khel rahe the."

Neha ne bhi jaldi se kaha

Neha – "Haan, bas time pass kar rahe the."

Unki baatein mujhe zyada natural nahi lag rahi thi. Saloni hamesha ekdum confident hoti thi, lekin ab uski baatein jaise chhupane ki koshish kar rahi ho. Pari ke chehre par ek ajeeb si muskaan thi, jaise woh mujhe observe kar rahi ho.

Main (serious hokar) – "Mujhe woh kagaz dikhana. Yeh kya banaya hai tum logon ne?"

Saloni ne kagaz apne pichhe chhupa liya aur Pari ek halki si seductive awaaz mein boli

Pari – "Bhaiya, aapko yeh samajh nahi aayega. Yeh bas humari creativity hai."

Mujhe Pari ke tone mein kuch ajeeb sa laga. Uski awaaz mein ek naya andaaz tha, jo mujhe disturb kar raha tha. Tabhi Neha ne ek glass paani lekar mere paas aayi aur bohot hi ajeeb nazar se mujhe dekhte hue kaha.

Neha – "Bhaiya, aap thake hue lag rahe ho. Aap hamare paas baitho na, thoda relax karoge."

Neha ke tone mein ek alag si sweetness thi, jo normal nahi lag rahi thi. Uska chehra mere kareeb aane ki koshish kar raha tha, aur uski aankhon mein ek ajeeb si chamak thi.

Main thoda piche hataa aur

Main – "Tum log theek toh ho na? Yeh sab kya hai? Saloni, tum toh kabhi mujhe 'Bhai' nahi bolti thi, aur tum dono (Pari aur Neha) bhi aaj ekdam ajeeb lag rahi ho."

Saloni ne mujhe ek intense nazar se dekha, jaise woh meri baat se agree nahi kar rahi ho. Phir usne dheere se kaha:

Saloni – "Bhai, aap kyun humse door hone lagte ho? Aap hamesha busy rehte ho. Kabhi hamare saath waqt bitana chahiye na?"

Saloni ka mujhe "Bhai" kehna mujhe aur disturb kar raha tha. Woh kabhi aise nahi bolti thi aur me enke alwa time kisko deta hu yeh bhi samajh nahi aaya. Aur uski awaaz mein ek alag si intensity thi, jaise woh mujhe majboor karna chahti ho.

Tabhi Pari ne mujhe piche se pakad liya aur ek halki hasi ke saath kaha

Pari – "Bhaiya, aap tension lete ho. Aap hamare saath relax kyu nahi karte? Dekho na, hum kitni achhi hain."

Maine Pari ke haath ko turant hata diya, lekin uski muskaan mujhe andar tak disturb kar gayi. Neha ne tab ekdum se kaha

Neha – "Bhaiya, kya hum aapko ache nahi lagte? Kya humse baat karna aapko pasand nahi?"

Unki baatein mujhe forceful lag rahi thi. Pari ne phir se ek ajeeb si hasi ke saath kaha

Pari – "Bhaiya, aap toh hamesha serious rehte ho. Kabhi hamari taraf dhyan bhi do. Hum bhi toh aapke liye kuch hain, hai na?"

Main unki harkatein dekh kar wahan se turant nikal gaya, lekin jaane se pehle mujhe unki hasi sunai di. Woh hasi ekdum aswabhavik thi, jaise uske peeche koi aur hi energy thi.

Kaya yeh sab me joh ho raha yeh sahi hai yaa yeh tino ki tino mujhe tease karn caah rahi hai par yeh time after marriage and all yeh sab mujhe thik nahi lag raha kaya gaav me aane ke baad kuch hua kaya jab me yaha nhi thaa par usko toh kuch hi samaye hua tha

Kamre ke mahaul se disturbed hokar, main seedha apne study room mein chala gaya. Masoom mujhe door se dekh rahi thi, uski nazar meri pareshani ko mehsoos kar rahi thi, lekin usne kuch nahi kaha. Mere dimaag mein sirf ek hi sawaal ghoom raha tha—Saloni, Pari, aur Neha ka woh ajeeb behavior ka matlab kya tha?

Kahi aaj sapna joh aaya aur maa se joh batae hue uski shuruwaat toh nahi kuch?

Thodi der baad, Saloni, Pari, aur Neha mere room ke bahar aayi. Unka behavior ab ekdum normal lag raha tha, jaise kuch bhi ajeeb nahi hua ho. Saloni ne darwaza knock kiya aur andar aayi.

Saloni – "dev abb tum naraz ho gaye kya?"

Main (thoda serious hokar) – "Tum log mujhe yeh batao ki woh sab kya tha? Woh red mandala aur tumhara ajeeb behavior?"

Saloni ne ek confused expression ke saath mujhe dekha, jaise usse kuch yaad hi na ho.

Saloni – "Mandala? Dev aap kya bol rahe ho?

Hum toh bas ek drawing kar rahe the maze ke liye. Woh toh Pari ka idea tha."

Pari ne turant haan mein haan milate hue kaha

Pari – "Haan, bhaiya! Woh sab bas ek mazaak tha. Aap toh unnecessarily serious ho gaye."

Mujhe unki baatein kaafi unnatural lag rahi thi. Ek taraf unka attitude ab normal lag raha tha, aur doosri taraf unki harkaton ka justification mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha.

Main – "Pari, tumhare chehre ki wo ajeeb muskaan aur Neha ka mujhe pakadne ka style? Yeh sab normal lagta hai tumhe?"

Neha ne hasi dabate hue kaha

Neha – "Bhaiya, aap na kuch zyada soch rahe ho. Hum toh bas aapko thoda tension-free karne ki koshish kar rahe the. Humse mazaak bhi nahi kar sakte kya?"

Main : dekh neha yeh mere saath kar mat samjhi tum logo kaa kaya plan hai mujhe nahi pata yeh shaadi hote hi bhaiya anda all karke mujhe tease kar rahe ho

Saloni meri taraf aayi aur ek emotional tone mein boli

Saloni – dev agar humse koi galti hui ho, toh maaf kar do. Hum bas maze kar rahe the. Aap hamesha serious rehte ho, toh humne socha thoda chill karte hain.

Unke chehre par ab ek innocence thi, jo mujhe aur confused kar rahi thi. Mujhe unki baatein maan lene ka mann kar raha tha, lekin dil ke kisi kone mein ek ajeeb si feeling thi, jo mujhe samajh nahi aayi.

Masoom wahan aayi aur situation ko samjhane ki koshish karte hue boli:

Masoom – "Dev, tum chinta mat karo.nahi toh mujhe bhi chinnata ho jaayegi

Neha - aapko kis cheez ki chinata bhai

Masoom - tum log mujhe pata hai ki dev ko tease kar rahe ho aur dev ko excited kar rahe woh keh rahi mat kro

Saloni ( has kar ) - aur uss se kya hogaa

Masoom (muskura kar): "Suhagraat aaj meri hai, mujhe pata hai na mera kya hona chahiye? Tum log apni harkatein baad mein kar lena."

Pari (teasing tone mein): "Arre bhabhi, aap toh bade possessive ho rahe ho Dev bhaiya ke liye. Relax kijiye, hum sirf mazaak kar rahe hain."

Neha: "Haan bhabhi, waise bhi kaha

ya itne serious hain, unhe hamesha chill karne ki zarurat hoti hai."

Masoom (seriously): "Dekho, main mazaak samajhti hoon, lekin kuch cheeze hadd ke bahar nahi honi chahiye. Dev ka mood aur unki tension mujhe samajh mein aati hai. Tum log apna yeh game abhi yahi khatam karo."

Saloni (hasi dabate hue): "Bhabhi, aap toh serious ho gayi. Thik hai, aaj ke liye bas karte hain."

Main unki baatein sunn kar wahan se chup chaap uth gaya aur Masoom ke saath andar chala gaya. Lekin andar hi andar mujhe lag raha tha ki yeh sab kuch sahi nahi hai. Saloni, Pari, aur Neha ka yeh behavior mujhe disturb kar raha tha, jaise woh kuch chhupa rahi ho.

Masoom ne andar aakar mere shoulder par haath rakha aur pyaar se kaha

Masoom: "Dev, chinta mat karo. Shayad unka mazaak kuch zyada ho gaya. Tumhare chehre pe jo tension hai, mujhe sab samajh aata hai. Main hoon na, sab theek hoga."

Main ne uski baat sun kar sirf haan mein sir hila diya. Lekin mere mann mein ek ajeeb sa dar tha, jaise kuch badi cheez hone wali hai. Saloni, Pari, aur Neha ke chehre aur unki harkatein ab mere dimaag mein baar-baar ghoom rahi thi.

 

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PART 2

UPDATE 5



Janu dheere se aage badhi, uske kadam halki si aawaaz kar rahe the. Usne ek nazar mere haathon ki taraf daali, jisme ek purana locket tha.

Janu - "Haan, aapne bulaya?" Uski awaaz me ek ajnabi si uljhan thi.

Maine bina kuch kahe locket uske saamne kiya. "Haan, yeh locket dekho jara."

Janu jaise hi locket par nazar daalti hai, uska chehra ek pal me zard pad jata hai. Uski aankhein badhti chali jati hain jaise usne koi badi tabahi dekh li ho.

Janu - "Yeh... Yeh yaha kaise aa gaya? Kya un charo ko ab khatra ho jayega?" Uski awaaz me bechaini aur dar dono the.

Maine gehri soch me do kadam aage badh kar kaha, "Haan... Mujhe bhi lagta hai aur mujhe yeh bhi pata hai yeh kaun kar sakta hai."

Kdev aur Janu dono ek saath bol pade, "Kaun?"

Maine apni aankhein uthai aur ek thandi saans lete hue kaha, "Jadunagri ka raja—Ravindra."

Kdev ne hairani se kaha, "Wahi purana raja? Jisne Samrat Pratiyogita me chunauti di thi?"

Maine dheere se sir hila diya. "Haan, wahi. Aur ab jab woh pratiyogita dobara laut aayi hai, toh uska saya bhi wapas aa gaya hai."

Ek samay ke liye waha sannata chha gaya. Hawa aur tez ho chuki thi jaise woh bhi is raaz ki shakti mehsoos kar rahi ho.

Janu ne dheere se kaha, "Ek baat kahu main aapse?"

Maine uski taraf dekha, "Haan, kaho." Fir maine Kdev ki taraf dekha aur kaha, "Tu jaa ab, tujhe udhar ka matter sambhalna hai."

Kdev bina kuch kahe sir hila kar waha se chala gaya, Ratan Singh ke roop me.

Jaise hi Kdev gaya, Janu meri taraf mudhi. "Ab batao."

Maine apni mutthi dheere se kholi aur uska chehra padne ki koshish ki. "Haan, batao."

Janu ne ek gehri saans le kar kaha, "Mujhe lagta hai hume Sabnam se baat karni chahiye... Kyunki Naaglok aur Pitaji ke Naraklok ke kaaragrah ka rasta ek hi hai."

Maine ek pal ke liye socha, fir dheeme se bola, "Janu... Main bhi yehi soch raha tha, par maine Sabnam ko in sab cheezon se hamesha door rakha hai. Uska aur mera koi mel nahi... Main antariksh me rehne wala hoon aur woh Pataalok ki. Iska mel kaise ho sakta hai? Humare rajya ke liye yeh theek nahi hoga... Yeh main samajh nahi pa raha."

Janu ne mere haath apne haathon me le liye. Uski aankhon me ek ajeeb si shakti thi. "Toh aap Devik Shakti se sab kuch seekh sakte ho, par main Kaali Shaktiyon se nahi? Jab aapko mujhse koi takraav nahi lagta, toh phir yeh kaise ho sakta hai ki humara koi mel hi na ho? Zaroori yeh nahi ki humari zindagi me kaun aata hai... Zaroori yeh hai ki na woh aapko dukh de, na kisi aur ko dukh dene ki soche. Aap hamesha yahi karte aaye hain, warna main aapse mohabbat kyun karti? Chahe janam koi sa bhi ho, jab tak aap wahi rahoge... Main har janam me aapki ho jaungi."

Maine sukoon bhari saans lete hue uski baat suni. "Main maanta hoon, par tumhe nahi lagta ki main aise karke sabka pyaar wapas se kho dunga?"

Janu ki muskurahat halki si gehri ho gayi. "Yehi baat aapke dimaag me hamesha rehti hai. Is hisaab se toh na aapko Saloni di, na Pari, na Neha... Aur na kisi aur ko bhi pyaar dena chahiye, even na mujhe bhi. Jis tarah hawa kabhi ek taraf nahi chalti, waise hi aap kisi aur ki jiyi hui zindagi dobara nahi jee sakte. Jo hai... Wahi zindagi hai. Jo mil raha hai... Usko lekar apni zindagi achi banao."

Maine hasta hua kaha, "Thik hai baba, samajh gaya! Ab tu itna serious mat ho ja, maan li teri baat. Karta hoon Sabnam se bhi baat... Aur iss locket ke saaye se ab iss ghar ki suraksha tere hawale hai."

Janu ne ek pal ke liye mujhe dekha, phir apne baalon me se ek reshmi taar toda. Usne uss baal ko apni ungliyon ke beech ghumaaya, phir ek halki si fook maar kar meri taraf chhod diya. Jaise hi woh baal mere paas aaya, woh sidha meri kalayi par chipak gaya aur dheere-dheere ek tabiz ki shakal me badal gaya.

Maine hairani se uski taraf dekha, "Yeh kis liye?"

Janu mere kareeb aayi, uska haath mere gaal par aaya aur phir usne dheere se mere gaal par ek geeli chummi chhod di. "Mere pati ko gandi nazar se bachane ke liye."

Uski yeh ada, yeh narmi, jaise saari sardi hawaon ko ek pal me garm kar diya ho. Ek ajeeb si sukoon bhari garmi mere andar phel gayi.

Maine apna haath uske gaal par rakha aur dheere se uski taraf jhuka, "Main aaj raat Pratiyogita ke liye apni patrika dene ja raha hoon."

Janu ne bina kisi jhijhak ke sir haan me hila diya, "Ji, main yaha sab dhyaan rakhungi. Aap araam se jaaiye aur bina kisi dikkat ke laut kar aaiye."

Uski aankhon me ek vishwas tha, ek prem bhari shakti. Maine phir se uss locket ko dekha jo ab mere haath me tha, aur dheere se apni aankhein band ki. Jaise hi maine apni saari urja uss vichar me lagayi, aankhein kholte hi main Raj Mahal ke samne khada tha—wahi jagah jaha Pratiyogita hone wali thi.

Thandi hawa ke jhoke chal rahe the, lekin mere mann me sirf ek cheez thi—Ajay.

Maine mann hi mann usse yaad kiya, aur turant ek awaaz gunj uthi.

Ajay - "Aap aa gaye?"

Maine sir hila diya, "Haan, meri patrika tayaar hai."

Ajay ne ek patrika mere haath me dete hue kaha, "Yeh rahi aapki patrika... Aur yeh raha aapka ghoda."

Maine uske diye gaye ghode ki taraf dekha. Kala ghoda, tez hawaon ki tarah, uski aankhon me ek alag hi tej tha.

Ajay ne aage badh kar kaha, "Aapko yaha se akele apne ghode par pravesh karna hoga."

Maine ek gehri saans li, patrika apni kamar ki peti me daali, aur ghode ki lagam mazbooti se pakad li.

Aaj ki raat sirf ek safar nahi thi, ek ladaai thi. Ek purani duniya ka darwaza dobara khul raha tha... Aur main uss darwaze ke uss paar jaane ke liye tayaar tha.

"Kyuki main pichle 100 saalon se apne bhavishyalaya ko badalne ki koshish kar raha hoon... Aur yeh wali koshish ab tak ki sabse aage ki khoj hai. Yaha tak jo main pahunch gaya hoon, tabhi toh main aapko apni yeh kahani bata raha hoon... Na ki woh baaki 99 safar jo adhure reh gaye..."

Meri aawaaz ek ajeeb si thakan se bhari thi, par uske peeche ek jazba tha. Har baar jab main kisi naye mod par aaya, laga shayad iss baar kuch badal sakta hoon, par sab kuch phir se ek jaise chal pada.

"Kai jagah maine wahi cheeze baar-baar ki jo bina kisi matlab ki thi… Par unhe karna mere liye zaroori tha."

Maine ek pal ke liye ruk kar saans li, mann me un saari yaadon ka bojh mehsoos kiya jo maine itne saalon me ikattha kiya tha.

"Jab maine pehli yatra ki thi... Jab main bilkul nasamajh tha... Tab bhi maine yehi harqat ki thi."

Us waqt mujhe laga tha ki main samay ke bahaav ko tod sakta hoon, kuch alag kar sakta hoon. Par har baar yeh duniya mujhe ussi mod par laakar chhod deti thi.

"Kyuki main samay ke bahaav ko todna nahi chahta tha..."

Mujhe pata tha ki agar maine kuch galat kiya, toh yeh pura samay chakra toot sakta hai. Shayad main hi

khatam ho jaoon, shayad yeh safar bhi.

Lekin iss baar… iss baar sab kuch alag lag raha tha.