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Update 16
Maine jaldi se Kirti aur Ritu ko chillaya, “Arre, haath mat chhodna! Pakde raho, zor se!” Par tabhi, ekdam se woh saamne aa khadi hui – Mithaliya! Jaise koi bhootni hawa mein se tapak padi ho. Kirti aur Ritu usko dekhte hi darr ke maare thar-thar kaanpne lagi, unki saansein jaise band ho gayi thi. Mithaliya – woh chaar chudailon mein se ek, jiski wajah se mujhe apna kavach taiyaar karna pada tha. Woh mere bilkul paas aayi, aur uske aane ke saath hi ek sarsarati awaaz sunayi di – siiippp siiipp, jaise koi saanp apna funn nikaal raha ho. Usne ekdam se apne teekhe, lambe nakhun mere gaal mein ghusa diye, aur dard se meri cheekh muh mein hi reh gayi.
Mithaliya ne shaitani hasi ke saath kaha, “Toh tu hai woh, jo meri maut likhne chala tha, haan?”
Main chup raha. Mujhe pata tha – yeh chudail koi saadhaaran nahi. Isko vardaan mila hai: jo bhi iske saamne pehle bolega, woh jaal ke khaak ho jayega, chahe kitna bhi bada sher kyun na ho. Par ab meri sabr ki deewar dhadak rahi thi.
Mithaliya ne mujhe chedte hue kaha, “Kya re, haseenaon ke jaan! Bol na kuch, ya darr gaya?”
Maine gusse se uski aankhon mein dekha aur kaha, “Kyun aayi hai yaha, saali?”
Woh ek gandi, shaitani hasi ke saath boli, “Arre, suna hai tu woh chikna munda hai jiske peeche ladkiyan pagal hain. Socha, ek baar dekh hi loon. Tu toh sach mein bada kamaal hai, re!”
Maine uska mazak udate hue kaha, “Bas, mera chikna-pan dekhne aayi hai kya, chudail?”
Mithaliya ne ek gandi si smirk di aur boli, “Suna hai, tere saath sone ka maza hi kuch aur hai, re.”
Mera khoon khaul gaya. Maine gusse mein kaha, “In dono ko jaane de, fir jo bolna hai bol lenge, tu aur main!”
Par woh kaha maan-ne wali thi. Usne ek teekhi hasi maari aur kaha, “Nahi re, yeh dono bhi mere saath thodi si masti karengi!”
Bas, ab meri sabr ki seema toot gayi. Maine usko dhamkate hue kaha, “Ek aur shabd nikala na, toh yahi teri chutney bana dunga!” Aur Kirti-Ritu ki taraf ghoorte hue chillaya, “Tum dono, ekdam chup raho!”
Tabhi, Mithaliya ne apne nakhun Kirti ke hothon par pherne shuru kiye. Yeh dekh ke mera dimag ekdam garam ho gaya.
Maine Kirti aur Ritu ka haath chhoda aur jhat se Mithaliya ka haath pakad liya. Uske chehre ke paas apna muh le jaake maine gusse se kaha, “Ek baar mein samajh nahi aata kya, saali?”
Mithaliya ne mere badan ko upar se neeche tak ek'gandi nazar se ghoota aur boli, “Teri yeh khushboo… ufff, kya baat hai! Bilkul alag hai, re!” Aur phir, usne ekdam se mera… argh, mera lund pakad liya!
Woh hasi aur boli, “Arre, yeh toh pura janwar hai, re!”
Kirti aur Ritu dono neeche dekh rahi thi, darr aur sharm se kaanpte hue. Mithaliya ne unki taraf dekha aur kaha, “Dekho na, yeh saanp kaise machal raha hai, kisi gufa mein ghusne ke liye tadap raha hai!”
Maine dono ko zor se chillaya, “Iske baaton par kaan mat do, samjhi?”
Mithaliya ne phir shaitani ki aur boli, “Ab tum dono bol sakti ho, chalo, thodi masti ho jaye!”
Maine gusse se uski taraf dekha aur kaha, “Agar main tujhe maar sakta, toh abhi teri khaatam katha khatam kar deta!”
Woh zor se hasne lagi, “Haan, maar na mujhe! Main toh keh rahi hoon, maar do, re!”
Ab mujhe laga, yeh pyar se toh manegi nahi. Maine usko zor se pakad liya, uske baal kheench ke uska chehra apne paas laya. Mithaliya ne maze lete hue kaha, “Arre, aur tez daba na, re! Ek hazaar saal baad aisa mard mila hai jo mere kabil hai!”
Maine uske kaan ke paas dheere se kaha, “Main janta hoon, tujhe meri shaktiyon ka milan chahiye apni shaktiyon se, saali.”
Mithaliya ne ek chalak si smile di aur boli, “Bada tez hai tu, re.”
Bas, ab maine aur der nahi ki. Maine chhutki bajayi, aur ekdam se Kirti aur Ritu ek ped se bandh gayi. Unki aankhon par patti bandh gayi, taaki woh yeh tamasha na dekh sakein. Kirti aur Ritu chillane lagi, “Bhaiya! Bhaiya!”
Maine unko dhamkaya, “Chup raho dono, aur wahi raho jaha ho!”
Ritu ke man mein khayal aaya, “Yeh bhaiya ki awaaz ko kya ho gaya? Itni alag kyun lag rahi hai?”
Ab maine Mithaliya ke kapde faad diye, uske baal pakad ke peeche kheench liye, aur uske kaan ko apne daanton se kaat liya. Mithaliya cheekh uthi, “Arre, jahil kahi ka! Aram se kar na!”
Maine usko ghoorte hue kaha, “Chup, chudail kahi ki! Waise, tera yeh badan… doodh jaisa hai ab bhi, saali!”
Mithaliya ne ek shaitani hasi di aur phir se mera lund pakad liya. Usne kaha, “Iske liye toh khubsurati chahiye hoti hai, re!”
Bas, ab meri sabr ki deewar poori tarah toot gayi. Maine uski jacket par haath rakha aur ek jhatke mein faad di. Uski chhati ke nipple mere saamne khule the, aur maine unko apni ungliyon mein zor se daba diya. Mithaliya cheekh uthi, “Aaaah! Marega kya, re?!”
Maine usko gusse se ghoora aur kaha, “Haan, teri chut aaj main maar hi dalunga! Bahut garmi chadh gayi hai tujhme!”
Woh hasi aur boli, “Arre, pyar se chodega kya, janwar?”
Maine uska mazak udaya, “Tujhe pyar se kaha chahiye, saali? Teri yeh chhuchiyan dekh, kitni kadak hain!” Maine usko palat diya, uski ek chhuchi ko muh mein bhar liya, chusne laga, kaatne laga. Ek haath uski gaand par gaya, doosra uski chut par. Uska badan ekdam tap raha tha, jaise koi bhaatti ho.
Mithaliya siski lete hue boli, “Aaaah, kutte! Yeh kya kar raha hai?!”
Maine ek ungli uski gaand mein daal di – saali, itni tight thi ki meri ungli ko jaise chus rahi ho! Maine usse kaha, “Bol na, maza aa raha hai na, saali?”
Mithaliya, dard aur maze ke masti mein, boli, “Arre, apna lund toh ghusa na, usi ke liye toh aayi hoon!”
Maine uski chut se haath hataya, uske muh mein ungli daal di, uska muh khulwaya. Phir uski jeebh ko ungli se pakad ke kheench liya aur apne hothon se uski jeebh chusne laga. Aur tabhi, neeche se maine apna lund ek zor ke jhatke mein uski chut mein pel diya.
Mithaliya ki cheekh nikal gayi, “Aaaahhh!” Uska badan ekdam kamp utha, jaise koi bijli ka jhatka laga ho. Woh chilati rahi, par uski awaaz mein ab dard ke saath ek ajeeb sa maza bhi ghoom raha tha.
Waha ped se bandhi Kirti aur Ritu, aankhon par patti bandhe, chupchap sab sun rahi thi, darr aur hairani ke maare. Main janta tha – yeh jung ab sirf meri aur Mithaliya ki thi, par iska anjaam kya hoga, yeh toh waqt hi batayega.
Maine usko ghoorte hue chillaya, “Ab kyun cheekh rahi hai, kutiya?!”
Mithaliya, siskiyaan lete hue, boli, “Saale, chudail hoon toh kya? Hoon toh aurat! Meri chut koi bhosada nahi ki tera yeh lohe ka lund ghusaa dega aur… mmm!”
Yeh sunte hi mera gussa aur bhadak gaya. Maine usko ek thappad maara aur tezi se dhakke lagate hue usko aur zor se chodna shuru kiya. Dil mein soch raha tha, Saala, life ho toh aisi, par yeh kambakht aaram se chudne kyun nahi deti?
Par tabhi, pichhe se kuch log aa ke khade ho gaye. Maine socha, Yeh ab kya naya drama hai? Mithaliya ne unki taraf dekha aur chillayi, “Kutto, bhaag jao yaha se! Warna sabko khaak kar dungi, haramiyon ki aulaad!”
Maine, dhakke lagate hue, usko dhamkaya, “Tu inhe kuch nahi karegi, samjhi? Bas apna maza le, main sambhal lunga inko!”
Pichhe mud ke dekha toh mere chehre par ek mask aa chuka tha – jaise koi jaadu chal raha ho. Aur waha khade the woh log – Hunt ke team wale! Hunt, Aliza, Bob, Rax, Maxy, Rosley, aur Drax – sab mujhe ghoor rahe the.
Hunt ne, mujhe taunt marte hue kaha, “Toh tu hai woh joker, haan? Aur yeh teri saukh hai?”
Maine, bina rukte hue, jawab diya, “Ab tere liye apna kaam nahi chhod sakta, bhai!”
Mithaliya, dard aur maze ke beech chilati rahi, “Uuuuhhh! Maaa… shiii… meri chut! Aram se kar na, janwar!”
Maine un logo ki taraf ek teekhi nazar daali – Saalon, team mein ladki laane ki kya zarurat thi? Par maine unhe ignore kiya aur apna kaam jari rakha, Mithaliya ko aur tezi se pelte hue.
Update 16
Maine jaldi se Kirti aur Ritu ko chillaya, “Arre, haath mat chhodna! Pakde raho, zor se!” Par tabhi, ekdam se woh saamne aa khadi hui – Mithaliya! Jaise koi bhootni hawa mein se tapak padi ho. Kirti aur Ritu usko dekhte hi darr ke maare thar-thar kaanpne lagi, unki saansein jaise band ho gayi thi. Mithaliya – woh chaar chudailon mein se ek, jiski wajah se mujhe apna kavach taiyaar karna pada tha. Woh mere bilkul paas aayi, aur uske aane ke saath hi ek sarsarati awaaz sunayi di – siiippp siiipp, jaise koi saanp apna funn nikaal raha ho. Usne ekdam se apne teekhe, lambe nakhun mere gaal mein ghusa diye, aur dard se meri cheekh muh mein hi reh gayi.
Mithaliya ne shaitani hasi ke saath kaha, “Toh tu hai woh, jo meri maut likhne chala tha, haan?”
Main chup raha. Mujhe pata tha – yeh chudail koi saadhaaran nahi. Isko vardaan mila hai: jo bhi iske saamne pehle bolega, woh jaal ke khaak ho jayega, chahe kitna bhi bada sher kyun na ho. Par ab meri sabr ki deewar dhadak rahi thi.
Mithaliya ne mujhe chedte hue kaha, “Kya re, haseenaon ke jaan! Bol na kuch, ya darr gaya?”
Maine gusse se uski aankhon mein dekha aur kaha, “Kyun aayi hai yaha, saali?”
Woh ek gandi, shaitani hasi ke saath boli, “Arre, suna hai tu woh chikna munda hai jiske peeche ladkiyan pagal hain. Socha, ek baar dekh hi loon. Tu toh sach mein bada kamaal hai, re!”
Maine uska mazak udate hue kaha, “Bas, mera chikna-pan dekhne aayi hai kya, chudail?”
Mithaliya ne ek gandi si smirk di aur boli, “Suna hai, tere saath sone ka maza hi kuch aur hai, re.”
Mera khoon khaul gaya. Maine gusse mein kaha, “In dono ko jaane de, fir jo bolna hai bol lenge, tu aur main!”
Par woh kaha maan-ne wali thi. Usne ek teekhi hasi maari aur kaha, “Nahi re, yeh dono bhi mere saath thodi si masti karengi!”
Bas, ab meri sabr ki seema toot gayi. Maine usko dhamkate hue kaha, “Ek aur shabd nikala na, toh yahi teri chutney bana dunga!” Aur Kirti-Ritu ki taraf ghoorte hue chillaya, “Tum dono, ekdam chup raho!”
Tabhi, Mithaliya ne apne nakhun Kirti ke hothon par pherne shuru kiye. Yeh dekh ke mera dimag ekdam garam ho gaya.
Maine Kirti aur Ritu ka haath chhoda aur jhat se Mithaliya ka haath pakad liya. Uske chehre ke paas apna muh le jaake maine gusse se kaha, “Ek baar mein samajh nahi aata kya, saali?”
Mithaliya ne mere badan ko upar se neeche tak ek'gandi nazar se ghoota aur boli, “Teri yeh khushboo… ufff, kya baat hai! Bilkul alag hai, re!” Aur phir, usne ekdam se mera… argh, mera lund pakad liya!
Woh hasi aur boli, “Arre, yeh toh pura janwar hai, re!”
Kirti aur Ritu dono neeche dekh rahi thi, darr aur sharm se kaanpte hue. Mithaliya ne unki taraf dekha aur kaha, “Dekho na, yeh saanp kaise machal raha hai, kisi gufa mein ghusne ke liye tadap raha hai!”
Maine dono ko zor se chillaya, “Iske baaton par kaan mat do, samjhi?”
Mithaliya ne phir shaitani ki aur boli, “Ab tum dono bol sakti ho, chalo, thodi masti ho jaye!”
Maine gusse se uski taraf dekha aur kaha, “Agar main tujhe maar sakta, toh abhi teri khaatam katha khatam kar deta!”
Woh zor se hasne lagi, “Haan, maar na mujhe! Main toh keh rahi hoon, maar do, re!”
Ab mujhe laga, yeh pyar se toh manegi nahi. Maine usko zor se pakad liya, uske baal kheench ke uska chehra apne paas laya. Mithaliya ne maze lete hue kaha, “Arre, aur tez daba na, re! Ek hazaar saal baad aisa mard mila hai jo mere kabil hai!”
Maine uske kaan ke paas dheere se kaha, “Main janta hoon, tujhe meri shaktiyon ka milan chahiye apni shaktiyon se, saali.”
Mithaliya ne ek chalak si smile di aur boli, “Bada tez hai tu, re.”
Bas, ab maine aur der nahi ki. Maine chhutki bajayi, aur ekdam se Kirti aur Ritu ek ped se bandh gayi. Unki aankhon par patti bandh gayi, taaki woh yeh tamasha na dekh sakein. Kirti aur Ritu chillane lagi, “Bhaiya! Bhaiya!”
Maine unko dhamkaya, “Chup raho dono, aur wahi raho jaha ho!”
Ritu ke man mein khayal aaya, “Yeh bhaiya ki awaaz ko kya ho gaya? Itni alag kyun lag rahi hai?”
Ab maine Mithaliya ke kapde faad diye, uske baal pakad ke peeche kheench liye, aur uske kaan ko apne daanton se kaat liya. Mithaliya cheekh uthi, “Arre, jahil kahi ka! Aram se kar na!”
Maine usko ghoorte hue kaha, “Chup, chudail kahi ki! Waise, tera yeh badan… doodh jaisa hai ab bhi, saali!”
Mithaliya ne ek shaitani hasi di aur phir se mera lund pakad liya. Usne kaha, “Iske liye toh khubsurati chahiye hoti hai, re!”
Bas, ab meri sabr ki deewar poori tarah toot gayi. Maine uski jacket par haath rakha aur ek jhatke mein faad di. Uski chhati ke nipple mere saamne khule the, aur maine unko apni ungliyon mein zor se daba diya. Mithaliya cheekh uthi, “Aaaah! Marega kya, re?!”
Maine usko gusse se ghoora aur kaha, “Haan, teri chut aaj main maar hi dalunga! Bahut garmi chadh gayi hai tujhme!”
Woh hasi aur boli, “Arre, pyar se chodega kya, janwar?”
Maine uska mazak udaya, “Tujhe pyar se kaha chahiye, saali? Teri yeh chhuchiyan dekh, kitni kadak hain!” Maine usko palat diya, uski ek chhuchi ko muh mein bhar liya, chusne laga, kaatne laga. Ek haath uski gaand par gaya, doosra uski chut par. Uska badan ekdam tap raha tha, jaise koi bhaatti ho.
Mithaliya siski lete hue boli, “Aaaah, kutte! Yeh kya kar raha hai?!”
Maine ek ungli uski gaand mein daal di – saali, itni tight thi ki meri ungli ko jaise chus rahi ho! Maine usse kaha, “Bol na, maza aa raha hai na, saali?”
Mithaliya, dard aur maze ke masti mein, boli, “Arre, apna lund toh ghusa na, usi ke liye toh aayi hoon!”
Maine uski chut se haath hataya, uske muh mein ungli daal di, uska muh khulwaya. Phir uski jeebh ko ungli se pakad ke kheench liya aur apne hothon se uski jeebh chusne laga. Aur tabhi, neeche se maine apna lund ek zor ke jhatke mein uski chut mein pel diya.
Mithaliya ki cheekh nikal gayi, “Aaaahhh!” Uska badan ekdam kamp utha, jaise koi bijli ka jhatka laga ho. Woh chilati rahi, par uski awaaz mein ab dard ke saath ek ajeeb sa maza bhi ghoom raha tha.
Waha ped se bandhi Kirti aur Ritu, aankhon par patti bandhe, chupchap sab sun rahi thi, darr aur hairani ke maare. Main janta tha – yeh jung ab sirf meri aur Mithaliya ki thi, par iska anjaam kya hoga, yeh toh waqt hi batayega.
Maine usko ghoorte hue chillaya, “Ab kyun cheekh rahi hai, kutiya?!”
Mithaliya, siskiyaan lete hue, boli, “Saale, chudail hoon toh kya? Hoon toh aurat! Meri chut koi bhosada nahi ki tera yeh lohe ka lund ghusaa dega aur… mmm!”
Yeh sunte hi mera gussa aur bhadak gaya. Maine usko ek thappad maara aur tezi se dhakke lagate hue usko aur zor se chodna shuru kiya. Dil mein soch raha tha, Saala, life ho toh aisi, par yeh kambakht aaram se chudne kyun nahi deti?
Par tabhi, pichhe se kuch log aa ke khade ho gaye. Maine socha, Yeh ab kya naya drama hai? Mithaliya ne unki taraf dekha aur chillayi, “Kutto, bhaag jao yaha se! Warna sabko khaak kar dungi, haramiyon ki aulaad!”
Maine, dhakke lagate hue, usko dhamkaya, “Tu inhe kuch nahi karegi, samjhi? Bas apna maza le, main sambhal lunga inko!”
Pichhe mud ke dekha toh mere chehre par ek mask aa chuka tha – jaise koi jaadu chal raha ho. Aur waha khade the woh log – Hunt ke team wale! Hunt, Aliza, Bob, Rax, Maxy, Rosley, aur Drax – sab mujhe ghoor rahe the.
Hunt ne, mujhe taunt marte hue kaha, “Toh tu hai woh joker, haan? Aur yeh teri saukh hai?”
Maine, bina rukte hue, jawab diya, “Ab tere liye apna kaam nahi chhod sakta, bhai!”
Mithaliya, dard aur maze ke beech chilati rahi, “Uuuuhhh! Maaa… shiii… meri chut! Aram se kar na, janwar!”
Maine un logo ki taraf ek teekhi nazar daali – Saalon, team mein ladki laane ki kya zarurat thi? Par maine unhe ignore kiya aur apna kaam jari rakha, Mithaliya ko aur tezi se pelte hue.
