Incest DEV THE HIDDEN POWER

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Part 2

Update 8

Dev ne apni surroundings ka ek tezi se andaza lagaya aur turant ek shield bana liya, jo unki baatein kisi aur tak pahunchne se rok sake. Bahar se sab kuch bilkul normal lag raha tha, lekin shield ke andar sirf Saloni aur Dev ki hi baatein goonj rahi thi.

Jaise hi Dev ne apna phone unlock kiya, ek video message saamne aaya. Screen par do chehre the—Pratibha aur Agni. Dono kursiyon se bandhe hue the, chehre par dar aur bechaini ki laqeerin saaf dikh rahi thi.

Message:

"Tere do khiladi hamare kabze me hain, Dev. DD 1567 crore lekar aa ja, warna Diwali tere liye laashon ka tohfa lekar aayegi. Teri muh-boli behen aur uski beti teri bhanji ke tukde tujhe gift me bhej denge. Time shuru ho chuka hai."

Dev ka dimag ekdum garam ho gaya. Uske aankhon me ek ajib si red glow chamak gayi. Usne apni chair ke hathon ko kas ke pakad liya, jaise kisi bhi pal wo tod dega.

Dev (gusse se): "Didi, jaana hoga... meri bhaaji musibat me hai."

Saloni (eyebrow utha ke): "Ab kaun si behen ki beti ban gayi hai teri? Tum toh aise kar rahe ho jaise koi asli rishta ho!"

Dev (deep breath lete hue): "Akkar batata hoon, pehle mujhe ye samajhne de ki yeh kiski harkat ho sakti hai."

Tabhi ek aur message beep aaya. Wohi dhamki, wahi paison ki demand. Dev ke andar ka jaanwar jaag gaya.

Saloni (uske paas aake, halki si muskurahat ke saath): "Jaana itna zaroori hai?"

Dev (ek halki si smile ke saath): "Bohot zaroori hai, warna jaata kaise? Aaj toh waise bhi bohot maza aa raha hai..."

Saloni (aur paas aate hue): "Aisa kya ho gaya jo tumhare expressions itne badal gaye?"

Dev (thoda door hote hue): "Didi... aisa mat karo. Yeh sab tab bhi nahi sah pata tha, ab toh aur bhi mushkil ho raha hai."

Saloni ne uske chehre ki seriousness ko samajhne ki koshish ki. Par phir bhi uska teasing mode chalu tha.

Saloni (husky awaaz me): "Kisi aur ko bhej do... tumhara ansh bhi toh hai."

Dev (ek sharp look dete hue): "Nahi... usse akela nahi bhej sakta. Mai jaa raha hoon. Warna..."

Saloni (jaise ek secret pakad liya ho): "Warna kya? Kuch toh chhupa rahe ho..."

Dev (awkwardly): "Kuch nahi..."

Saloni (thodi nasli awaaz me, teasing): "Bolo naaaa...!!"

Ek second ke liye Dev ka dimag beep kar gaya.

"Ohhh shit...!!"

Usne turant apni seat se uthna chaha, par Saloni ne uska haath pakad liya.

Saloni: "Mai bhi chal rahi hoon. Aaj ek-ek ka sir fod dungi!"

Dev (halki si hasi ke saath): "Yeh manoo Diwali thodi khoon ki Holi khel ke mana ke aata hoon."

Saloni (ek spark ke saath): "Jaldi aana... mera bhi mann hai khoon bahane ka... mere jalim bhai!"

Dev uss shield ko tod kar bahar aaya, jaise koi high-energy zone se nikal raha ho. Uska mann ab bhi Saloni ke words pe atka tha, par abhi focus sirf ek hi jagah tha—badla!

Pari ka Drama

Jaise hi Dev bahar nikla, Pari saamne khadi thi. Usne ekdum se Dev ko rok liya.

Pari (tezi se): "Bhaiya, yeh kya haal ho rakha hai? Itna pasina kyun aa raha hai? Didi ne kya kiya?"

Dev ek second ke liye speechless ho gaya.

Dev (jaldi se): "K...kuch bhi toh nahi!"

Pari ne haath jod ke seedha demand daal di.

Pari: "Mera Diwali gift kahan hai?"

Dev (thoda distract hote hue): "Baad me deta hoon baby, abhi jaana hai."

Pari (pair patak ke): "Nahi nahi, mujhe abhi chaahiye... bilkul abhi!"

Dev ne frustration me sir jhuka liya.

Dev: "Dekh, gussa mat dila, Diwali hai toh tu..."

Pari ek dum tezz se rona shuru kar deti hai, jaise kisi ne switch on kar diya ho.

Pari (roti hui, cheekh ke): "Bhaiya mujhe nahi de rahe jo mai maang rahi hoon!!"

Bas, yeh pahala vaar.

Pehle Maa aayi.

Maa: "Kya hua Pari beta?"

Pari (drama mode on): "Bhaiya mujhe nahi de rahe jo maine manga!"

Yeh raha dusra vaar.

Ab Dad bhi aa gaye.

Dad (serious tone me): "Dev, kisi festival par aise nahi karte. Kyu rulaya isse?"

Dev ne mooh kholna chaaha, par jaise hi Dad ka tone serious hua, usne chup rehna hi theek samjha.

Dev: "Par Dad..."

Aage kuch kehne ka mauka nahi mila. Pari victory smile dete hue andar chali gayi.

Dev ne andar hi andar socha—"Abhi isse thoda waqt mile toh batata hoon Diwali gift kya hota hai!"

Pari apni jagah se pair patakti hui bol padi, "Awww... haaaa! Dekho na, Dad! Yeh mujhe nahi de rahe!"

Dad ne newspaper se nazar utha kar mujhe dekha, "Dev, aaj festival hai. Teri behan ko rulana zaroori hai kya?"

Chacha bhi beech me bol pade, "Beta, tu bachcha nahi raha. Chal, de de jo maang rahi hai."

Main haath jod kar bola, "Meri maa, bas in logon ko upar mat bula!"

Pari ekdum chup ho gayi. Achha! Yeh toh naye tareeke seekh gayi hai.

Maine uska haath pakda aur usse room me le gaya. Darwaza band.

Maine uski taraf dekha, "Ab bata, kya chahiye tujhe? Laakar dunga."

Achanak ek dhakka laga aur main bed par gir gaya.

Jab maine palat kar dekha, toh shock reh gaya. Pari ek ajeeb si seductive innocence ke saath khadi thi. Uska chehra laal ho raha tha, jaise koi gehri baat kehna chahti ho.

Woh dheere se aage badhi.

"Aaj mujhe bhi kuch mil sakta hai?" Uski halki si shivering awaaz me ek ajeeb si garmahat thi.

Maine thoda confused hoke poocha, "Kya chahiye?"

Woh aur paas aayi. "Maine aaj andar bhi kuch nahi pehna..."

Ek second ke liye mujhe laga ki maine galat suna.

"Kya?"

Usne halka sa sir hilaya. "Uh-huh... kuch bhi nahi."

Mera dimaag ek pal ke liye blank ho gaya. Yeh jo bhi keh rahi thi, yeh normal nahi tha.

Mujhe uski aankhon me ek ajeeb si intensity dikh rahi thi. Jaise woh kuch chhupa rahi ho, ya phir koi gamble khel rahi ho.

Woh dheere se mere upar baith gayi.

"Bolo naa, bhaiya..."

Uska ek-ek lafz ek ajeeb si garmi chhod raha tha.

Maine halki si muskurahat di, "Bhaiya?"

Usne meri aankhon me dekha, "Haan, mujhe toh apne bhaiya se pyaar hai. Ab chahe woh mere pati hi kyun na ho."

Ek second ke liye mujhe laga ki hawa ruk gayi hai.

Maine dheere se kaha, "Jhakas."

Usne aankhein narazgi se

chhoti, "Sach me pasand aaya?"

Mujhe samajh nahi aaya ki is pal ka kya jawab doon. Maine sir hila diya.

Woh dheere se muskurayi, "Toh phir karo naa..."

 

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PART 2

Update 9

Mai thoda bechain hokar, hasi mein –"Main toh karunga, Pari, par abhi kaam hai mujhe."

Pari nazarein jhuka ke, lekin chalak muskurahat ke saath –"Kaam ke saath meri body se kheloge?"

Uske lafz… jaise hawa me ek ajeeb si garmahat chhod gaye. Mere andar ek ajeeb si ghabrahat aur curiosity ka mix hone laga. Yeh Pari waise nahi thi jaise pehle hoti thi.

Mai halki hasi ke saath –"Aree, koi ludo hai kya jo khelun?"

Pari aur pass aayi, uska chehra ab itna kareeb tha ki uski saansein mehsoos ho rahi thi ussne ek kiss mere gaal par Kiya aur piche kiyaa face phir -"Bolo naa! Mujhe bada maza aata tha jab sote hue aap meri naabhi daba dete the."

Mere dimag me purani yaadein ek jhatke me aane lagi. Kya yeh pehle bhi aise feel karti thi? Yeh aisa kyun keh rahi hai?

Mai thoda serious hoke –"Tab main neend mein rahata tha."

Pari halki si muskurahat ke saath –"Accha toh ab main neend mein rahun, tab aap karna?"

Ek second ke liye hawa thodi thandi ho gayi. Uske lafzon me ek ajeeb si bijli thi, ek ajeeb sa thrill.

Mai ek kadam peeche hata –"Tujhe kya maza hai ismein?"

Pari aankhein thodi band karke, jaise kisi sensation ko feel kar rahi ho –"Record karna naa! Sunna hai dar se iska maza aur aata hai."

Dar?

Mere dil ki dhadkan ek pal ke liye tez ho gayi. Yeh ek naya angle tha, ek naya twist jo maine socha bhi nahi tha.

Mai ek gehri saans lekar –"Toh kya ab mujhe wahi Dev banana hoga jo main kayi saal pehle tha? Aree, yeh kya nahi, Pari! Uth uss par se!"

Pari bed par hi rahi, haath se mattress pakad liya aur meri jhaangon par apni taange kas li , jaise uska yeh mazak nahi tha."Nahi, rahne do naa. Garam garam hai, maza aa raha hai bada."

Mere pair ek second ke liye jam gaye. Yeh jo mazak lag raha tha, shayad mazak nahi tha par aise lust aur khel kaa maza mujhe bada aa raha thaa

Mai ab thoda hase ke bola –"Maje ka fal Neha ko mil gaya!"

Pari aankhon me ek ajeeb si shaitani lekar –"Woh chhodo! Aapka kitna lamba hai?"

Mai thoda ghabraya, phir normal hone ki koshish ki –"Aree, natakhaat! Pagal hai kya?"

Pari halki si hasi ke saath, jaise ek teasing note ho –"Kyu? Sab apne boyfriend ka size pata rakhti hain. Pata hai, mera friend ke boyfriend ka…"

Mai ekdum beech me bola, bina soche –

"Aeeeee! Chhiii chhii! Mujhe mat bata uska kya size hai!"

Pari khul kar hasi, jaise yeh sab uske liye ek thrill ho –"Apna bata do!"

Mai sar jhatak ke –"Dekhna, jab se main wolf bana hoon, yeh nap nahi maine."

Pari taali maar ke hansi –"Rukko, inch tape lekar aati hoon!"

Mai ekdum chillaya –"Nahi nahi! Mujhe nahi napwana hai! Abhi jaana hai mujhe."

Pari apne haath se meri shirt ko kheenchti hai, aur chaaarrr… ek jhatke me fabric phat jata hai!

Meri shirt bichari kurban ho gayi!

Mere andar ek ajeeb si garmi thi, ek ajeeb sa tension. Yeh kya ho raha tha? Yeh Pari kyun itni alag lag rahi thi?

Mai sochta raha…"Aakhir jab se yeh Kdev aaya hai, sab badal gaya. Meri life ka interest waapas aa gaya tha."

Pari ekdum gusse se aayi, aur apne nakhun meri chaati me ghusa diye!

"Aahhh!"

Mai pain feel kar raha tha, lekin uske chehre par ek ajeeb si smile thi. Jaise yeh pain bhi uske liye ek sensation ho."

Mai thoda chillate hue –"Kyu gussa ho rahi hai?"

Pari aankhon me ek ajeeb sa nasha lekar –"Mujhe yeh game aur interesting lag raha hai!"

Mere andar ek ajeeb si ghabrahat thi. Yeh sirf ek shararat thi? Ya koi gehra raaz tha jo samajh nahi aa raha tha?

Dhaat me bhi bevkoof hu abb yeh woh pari thodi hai joh mujhpar aise cheezo me haq nahi jamayegi yeh waali pari meri biwi hai esko roakana mere bus me nahi hai

Room ke andar abhi bhi Pari ki hasi goonj rahi thi. Uske shaitani bharay lafz mere dimaag me goonj rahe the. Usne jo kaha, kya uska mazak tha ya sach?

Mai thoda relax hone ki koshish kar raha tha, tabhi Pari ne fir se tease kar diya.

"Jaa, lekar aa inch tape!"

Uske shabd mere dimaag me ek bomb ki tarah phoot gaye.

"Abe yeh sach me serious hai kya?"

Maine ek second socha, phir acting karke gusse se bola –

"Jaa lekar aa!"

Pari uth kar gayi, jaise koi mission pe ja rahi ho. Jaise hi darwaza khula, maine turanth deewar ki doosri taraf jump lagaya!

Ek pal ke liye silence… phir ek zor ka cheekh!

"BHAIYAAAAAAA!"

Mere dil ki dhadkan ek second ke liye ruk gayi.

"Ufff! Bach gaya!"

Lekin tabhi ek ajeeb cheez mehsoos hui. Paani ki boondein? Yeh kahaan se aayi?

Tabhi ek meethi, par thodi thandi awaaz sunai di –

"Aap yaha?"

Shikha.

Uski awaz, uska presence… ek dum unexpected tha.

Mera dimaag ek second ke liye blank ho gaya.

"Abe, haramkhor! Seedha bank me land nahi ho sakta tha kya?"

Maine kuch seconds ke liye socha, phir chhoti si hasi ke saath –

"Kyu? Kya apni biwi se milne nahi aa sakta?"

Ek ajeeb si shanti thi. Phir Shikha ke shabd ne uss shanti ko cheer diya.

"Nahi, mai toh ab na aapki biwi layak hoon, na aapki behen aur na aapke dost ke laayak."

Meri aankhon ke saamne ek dum darkness aa gayi. Yeh kya keh rahi hai?

Main thoda aage badha, uske bilkul paas…

Mere haath ne ek dum se uske chhati ko pakad liya.

Ek garam sans!

Ek tez heartbeat!

Shikha ek dum shock me thi!

Uski aankhein itni badi ho gayi jaise koi bhoot dekh liya ho.

Main ek dum soft, lekin firm tone me bola –

"Sunno."

Uske honth kaanp rahe the.

"H..huuh?"

Maine uske chehre ko dekha. Uski aankhon me jo tha, woh ya toh darr tha ya phir kuch aur."

Main ek dum confidently bola –

"Tumhare boobs sabse acche lagte hain mujhe."

Ek dead silence!

Shikha meri taraf seedha dekh rahi thi, jaise samajh nahi aa raha ho ki yeh sapna hai ya sach.

Main ek aur step aage badha, ab bilkul uske bilkul paas.

"Kya dekh rahi ho? Inko bada kadak bana liya tumne… Ab main inko dheela karunga."

Shikha ki saanse tez ho gayi. Uske aankhon me ek ajeeb si halchal thi.

"H..huh?"

Par uske reaction aane se pehle hi main ekdum se gayab ho gaya.

Woh murti ki tarah wahi khadi reh gayi… ek patthar ki tarah.

Main waha se seedha bank ke bahar teleport huaa aur uske ke andar ghus gaya.

Ek cigarette jalayi… pehla puff…

Dhuaan hawa me ud raha tha…

Ab sab kuch badal raha tha.

Ab sirf ek sawal bacha tha – kya main ab bhi wahi Dev hoon, ya kuch aur ban chuka hoon?

Ek wolf jab jungle me aata hai, toh har janwar chup ho jata hai.

Aur aaj main ek jungle me tha... sirf yeh jungle concrete ka tha, aur janwar insaan the.

Mask pehn chuka tha.

Bank ke andar ek ajeeb si afra-tafri thi.

Log bhed-bakriyon ki tarah line me lage hue the, ek doosre ko dhakkam-dhukki karte hue.

Main seedha aage badha.

Ek second ke liye sab freeze ho gaye, fir cheekhne lage.

"Aye aye! Peeche lag, peeche! Saale, koi khana maangne aaya hai kya?"

Maine aankhon se ghoora, ek second ke liye sabki fat ke chaar ho gayi.

Sirf ek-do bande chhup nahi rahe the.

Ek dum se ek gadha bahut fudak raha tha.

Aage waala: "Oye! Tameez hai ki nahi? Joker lag raha hai tu?"

Maine mask ke peeche ek thandi hasi di.

"Saale… wahi toh hoon main!"

Aur ‘CHATAAK!’

Ek karara jhapad maine uske chehre par jadd diya.

Wo bechara 360 degree ghoom gaya, jaise koi hawai jhule me ho.

Baaki sab chup!

Main thoda jhuka, uske kaan me bola –

"Abe tum sabko bachane ke chakkar me maine yaha apni jhand kar rakhi hai… tum saalon se ek line me lagne tak nahi ho raha!"

Tabhi ek aur awaz peeche se aayi.

Zyada tez. Zyada attitude bhari.

"Aye, Mister! Paise waale ho ya koi aur? Jaakar line me lago! Aur yeh behuda dress nikal ke aaya karo! Jyada hero banne ki koshish mat karo!"

Main dheere dheere uske paas gaya.

Uski aankhon me ghamand tha.

Mere aankhon me shikaar.

Ek pal me maine uska sir pakda, aur sidha uske honthon pe apne honth rakh diye.

Ek deep, rough kiss.

Wo chakrayi… lekin peeche nahi hatti.

Fir maine use dhakka de diya.

Uski body mujhe dhakka dene layak nahi thi.

Maine mask ke peeche hasi dabai aur kaha –"Wah… yeh bank sabse accha hai. Paise nikalne se pehle muh meetha karwa diya!"

Nisha ka chehra laal ho chuka tha.

Gusse aur sharm ke beech atka hua.

Usne haath uthaya... lekin uske haath mere se takra gaye.

Aur shayad meri cigar uske haath se touch ho gayi.

Usne chillaya: "Youuu… AAAAAH!"

Maine cigar ka dhua uske chehre par fook diya, phir dheere se bola –

"Yeh jo ghamand hai naa ka… ise apni undergarment me rakha kar. Samjhi? Mujhse ulajhna teri aukaat ke bahar hai."

Nisha – "MY FOOT!"

Main thoda aage jhuka, uske kaan me phir se bola –

"Your lips are tastier than your foot… and your ego."

Uska saans ek second ke liye atak gaya.

Nisha ab thoda piche hati, par ghoor rahi thi.

"Tum mere baare me jaante bhi kya ho?"

Maine ek haath se use side kiya.

"Jaane ka koi shauk nahi hai."

Main seedha manager ke room me ghus gaya.

Manager pahchaan gaya… ya shayad naam sun chuka tha.

"Sir… aap yaha?"

Maine cigar ka ek aur puff liya, uske muh par dhua fooka, aur dheere bola –

"Abe, kya ab main line me lagunga yaha?"

Manager ghabraya.

"Sir… wo sab naye hai naa…"

Main halki si hasi di.

"Toh sabko meri tasveer ki pooja karne ko kaho… par aage se meri beizzati nahi honi chahiye."

Tabhi darwaza zor se khula!

Nisha wapas aa chuki thi.

Manager chillaya: "Ma’am, aap bahar rukiy… please!"

Nisha ghussa se boli:

"Tum is gunde ke liye Prime Minister ki poti ko wait karne ko keh rahe ho? Yeh jitne paise nikalwayega, usse zyada main tumhe tip dungi!"

Manager ek second ke liye ruka, phir dheere se bola:

"Ma’am… aap inse ulajh mat jaiye… yeh aapki soch aur shakti se bahut upar hai."

Nisha thoda shook lagne jaisa expression liye boli:

"Bol toh aise rahe ho jaise koi Maharaja aa gaya ho!"

Manager seedha bola:

"Main aapse behes nahi karunga. Jo karna hai kar lo. Sir, kitne paise chahiye aapko?"

Main cigar ka ek aur puff liya, dheere se bola:

"1600 crore. Bas. Zyada nahi."

Bank me ek ajeeb si hawa chal rahi thi.

Nisha ki aankhein ab bhi mujhpar thi.

Par jo mujhe chahiye tha, wo sirf ek cheez thi…

1600 crore

 

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PART 2

UPDATE 10



Nisha ladkhada gayi.

Uske kadam control se bahar ho chuke the.

Wo peeche hati, gate se takra gayi.

Manager usse sambhalne ke liye aage badha: "Ma’am!"

Lekin maine usse ghoorta raha.

Phir thandi awaz me bola:

"Abbe, kya ‘Ma’am Ma’am’ kar raha hai? Joker ko wait karna nahi aata kya?"

Manager gabra gaya, par control me raha.

"Sir… ab ek saath itna paisa nahi de sakte!"

Maine ek second ka waqt diya… phir bina warning ke uski gardan pakad li.

Ek haath uski collar pakad chuka tha, doosra uski naak ke paas cigar tha.

Meri awaz ek killer ki tarah thandi thi.

"Saale… jab maine yaha 5000 crore deposit kiye the… tab nahi bola tha na?"

Manager hath-pair marne laga.

"Uhh… sir… ab security zyada ho gayi hai!"

Maine cigar ka dhua uske muh par fooka:

"Toh koi rasta bata… mujhe paise chahiye!"

Manager ne ek pal socha, phir bola:

"Main account me transfer kar sakta hoon!"

Tabhi mera phone baja.

Maine cigar ka ek aur puff liya, phone uthaya.

"Joker, jo manager bola na… wahi kar. Use lekar aa. Yahi humare account me transfer karega."

Maine manager ka collar chhoda.

Fir seedha uski taraf dekha:

"Chal, ab tere saath walk karne ka mood hai."

Hum dono bank ke main hall se nikle.

Maine ek nazar bheed par dali, fir bola:

"Sab kaam karo, main aata hoon. Aur haan… koi darrne ki baat nahi hai… par agar police ko call kiya na, toh bhookhe mar jaaoge."

Kisi ne zuban nahi kholi.

Main aur manager bank ke bahar aa gaye.

Ek thandi hawa chal rahi thi.

Maine cigar ka ek aur kash liya.

Phir dheere se bola:

"Thoda sa sorry haan… harkat ke liye. Tumhare rooms me cameras the."

Manager ab bhi nervous tha, lekin uski aankhon me ek alag hi respect thi.

"Sir… main aapko jaanta hoon. Achhe logo ke saath aap bura nahi karte… warna mera pariwar aaj sadak pe hota."

Maine halki si muskurahat di.

"Bas, ye yaad rakhna. Chal, kaha hai tera laptop?"

Manager turant bola: "Locker me hai."

"Acha… lock password kya hai?"

"45231."

Kuch hi seconds me laptop mere haath me tha.

Manager shock me tha.

"Yeh kaise kiya aapne?"

Maine cigar uske muh ke aur kareeb le gaya.

"Tere baccho ke liye bhi toh kuch sunane ko hona chahiye, nahi?"

Maine laptop uthaya, aur manager ki gaadi me baith gaya.

Ek aadha kash aur lagaya.

Aur socha –"Yeh paise ka chakkar aaj hi khatam kar deta hoon… bas ek baar transfer ho jaye mujhe inne sabki zarurat nahi thi.Yeh toh sirf isliye churaye the ki saale terrorist aur don logon ko hathiyaar ke liye paisa na mile.

Par ab yeh sab drama jyada ho raha tha.

"Marna ho toh do second me maar doon… par jaane do."

Hum dono andar jaane lage.

Maine cigar ka ek lamba kash liya.

Tabhi ek aadmi samne aaya

"Aye DD urf Joker, yeh cigar yahi phekh de!"

Maine thoda muskura ke dhua fooka:

"Fffffuuuhhh… Kyun be?"

Aadmi seedha bola: "Boss ka order hai."

Maine haath hila ke ishaara kiya:

"Idhar aa re… dar mat."

Wo thoda hesitant tha, par aage badha.

"Bolo?"

Maine cigar ka ek aur kash liya.

Phir uski aankhon me dekha:

"Tune aaj sharaab pi thi na?"

Aadmi thoda confuse hua: "Haan… tujh… AAAAHHHHHH!"

Maine cigar seedha uski aankh me ghusa di.

Wo cheekh pada, neeche gir gaya.

Bina ek muscle hilaaye, maine thanda sa bola:

"Behnchod… jab tujhe kisi ne nahi roka… toh mujhe kyun roka?"

Waha pe khade 5 aadmiyon ne gun taan di.

Maine aram se unki taraf dekha.

"Saalo, abhi dimag thikhaane hai ya nahi? Chup chaap paise le lo aur chhod do.*Waise bhi, ab mera mood thoda aashiqana hai."

Tabhi peeche se ek awaz aayi.

"Boss!"

Wakar Bhai andar aaya - "Kya re bhidu, kaiko chapar-chapar karwata hai?

Woh paisa dene ke liye aaya hai, tum log fokat me kyun marna chahte ho?"

Aadmi abhi bhi cheekh raha tha:

"Aaaahhh… bhai! Meri aankh jal rahi hai!"

Wakar bina expression ke bola:

"Teri toh gaand bhi jali hai re bhidu. Jaa, jakar doctor ko dikhha."

Fir meri taraf dekha:

"Aur tu… kya naam tera? Haan, DD! Paisa laaye kya?"

Maine manager ko aage kar diya.

"Haan, yeh raha."

Wakar haath ghumata hua bola:

"Chalo, andar mein."

Hum ek bade hall me aaye.

Ek table ke paas jaake baithe.

Wakar mere taraf dekhta raha… fir bola:

"Mujhe log bole ki tu bahut khatarnak hai."

Maine thoda muskuraaya.

Phir thandi awaz me bola:

"Abbe chutiye… ek awaaz me bol.*

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Wakar chillata hua bola:

"Mera baap bahut harami tha, tha… Maa bahut sundar thi ...

Maine thoda thanda sa bola:

"Tere baap ki…? Teri maa ki…? Saale, kahaan hai dono?"

Wakar ek second ko serious hua, phir achanak zor se hasne laga.

"Laa re uss chamiya ko! Saali badi kadak maal hai re!"

Meri mutthi kas gayi.

Manager ka muh utar gaya.

Uski aankhon me dar saaf dikh raha tha.

Kyuki woh ek baar pehle bhi Joker ka 'live show' dekh chuka tha.

Wakar aur uske aadmi zor se hasne lage.

"Kya be chirkut! Saale, kis mutiye ko leke aaya hai?"

Maine aankhon me aag bhar ke dekha:

"Sun be, milawat ki paidaish… agar ek baar aur meri behen ko gaali di na…

Toh sabki mut-paani band kar dunga!"

Tabhi ek aadmi beech me bol pada:

"Bhai, uss najuk kali ko bhi toh—"

Maine uski taraf ek thandi nazar daali.

Bas, woh bolta-bolta chup ho gaya.

Wakar ne dekha toh chilaya:

"Kya hua be? Chup kyun ho gaya? Bol!"

Aadmi munh pher ke bola:

"Kuch nahi bhai, mai…"

Wakar hansne laga:

"Abe tu bhi dar gaya kya?"

Aadmi jaldi se bola:

"Nahi bhai, aap ho toh kya dar? Laao re dono ko!"

Manager ka chehra peela pad gaya.

Wo rooh se hil gaya.

"Please… paise lo aur chhod do! Baatein mat karo, please!"

Wakar has ke bola:

"Kyun be? Apne adde pe aaye ho, aur yeh tera matlab hai?"

Manager rooh se kaanp gaya:

"Nahi… mai tum sabki body kaatate hue nahi dekh sakta…"

Tabhi ek aadmi andar aaya.

Do aur logon ko ghaseet ke laaya gaya.

Ek ladki cheekhi:

"Chhod do hume!"

Wakar ki aankhon me shaitan jag gaya.

"Lo re, maal aa gaya!"

Ladki gusse se boli:

"Tum jaante ho? Mere pati Commissioner hai yahan ke!"

Wakar fake dukhi chehra bana ke bola:

"Aahh… bada dukh hua jaan ke!

Tab bhi nahi bacha payega tumhe!"

Manager rone laga.

"Bhai, aap kyun bachodi kar rahe ho?"

Wakar ek second ke liye ruka.

"Kya bola b

e?"

Manager rooh se kaanp gaya, phir gusse se bola:

"Kutto! Kyun ungli kar rahe ho? Jaante ho na, saamne kaun baitha hai?"

Wakar hans ke bola:

"Bol toh aise raha hai jaise yeh hume maarega!"

Manager ka ek hi jawab tha:

"Nahi… yeh maartaa nahi…

Kataata hai!"

 

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PART 2

UPDATE 11



Pratibha aankhon me aansu liye chilla rahi thi, "Kam se kam meri bacchi ko yaha se chhod do… Mai toh hoon na yahan!"

Maine dheere se kaha, "Daro mat… Mai hoon na yahan."

Pratibha gusse se boli, "Tum kya karoge? Tumne toh mask pehna hai! Mask pehenne se koi hero nahi ban jaata! Aur tum mujhe kyun bachane lage?"

Yeh sunkar sab hasne lage. Pratibha thodi chok gayi.

Wakar mazaak uda ke bola, "Lo re, iska bhai isse bachane aaya hai! Aur yeh isse pehchaan bhi nahi rahi!"

Tabhi ek awaaz aayi, "Mama! Aap ho kya?"

Pratibha ne palat ke dekha, "Agni?"

Maine dheere se mask utara.

Agni khushi se cheekhi, "Yeh mama aa gaye! Mama aa gaye!"

Maine Agni ki taraf dekha, "Haan beta, mai aa gaya… Tum theek ho na?"

Agni rone lagi, "Nahi! Yeh log… Yeh log gande hai! Inhone mummy ke saath bahut ganda-ganda kiya!"

Maine ek thandi awaaz me kaha, "Accha…"

Maine haath uske sir par rakha. Agni seedha behosh ho gayi.

Maine usse Pratibha ki godh me diya, "Isse sambhalo… Mai zara in sabko inki aukaat dikha doon!"

Wakar chillaya, "Aye! Maar re!"

Jaise hi Wakar chillaya, "Aye! Maar re!" ek aadmi turant pistol uthata hai, wahi jo en ke baare me gandi baatein kar raha tha. Usne trigger dabaane ke liye ungli aage badhayi, lekin usse pehle hi maine bijli ki tarah uski gardan pakad li!

Ek jhatke me maine uska sar table ke kone par de maara! Lakdi ke faas uske sir me ghus gaye! Woh cheekhne laga, par mujhe itna kaafi nahi laga. Maine uska sir uthaya aur dobaara corner par maara! Iss baar lakdi ke tukde aur gehre ghus gaye, khoon chhanjt gaya! Uski cheekh ab kamzor padne lagi thi, par abhi bhi zinda tha.

Maine ek zor ka mukka uske kaan par maara! Uska poora sharir jhatke se hil gaya! Usne cheekhne ke liye muh khola hi tha ki maine turant uski jeebh pakad li!

Ek jhatke me apni talwar se uski jeebh kaat di!

Uski jeebh table par tadapne lagi, jisme se khoon nikal raha tha… Woh zameen par gir ke hilne laga, uski aakhon me sirf dar bacha tha. Woh muh kholne ki koshish kar raha tha, par sirf gurgurgurg ki aawaz aa rahi thi.

Manager daar ke maare pillar ke peeche chip gaya, haath jod ke bhagwan ko pukarne laga.

Wakar ab tak halla bol raha tha, "Isse uda do!"

Ek aadmi ne turant AK-47 uthai aur meri taraf goli chalayee…

Par tabhi maine saamne rakhi kursi uthai aur goli kursi me ghus gayi, par mujhe ek bhi nahi lagi! Maine kursi uske upar feki, uska dhyaan bhang hua!

Mauka dekhte hi maine apni talwar nikaali aur seedha uske dono haathon par vaar kar diya! Talwar uske dono haathon ke beech se guzar gayi, haath alag gir gaye!

Woh cheekhne laga, lekin maine koi moka nahi diya! Seedha ek tezi se talwar uske pet me ghusa di aur upar tak cheer diya!

Uske andar ke organs neeche girne lage, aur woh ek ajeeb si ghutan bhari cheekh maar ke gir gaya!

Wakar sadme me tha, "Yeh… Yeh kya ho raha hai?!"

Tabhi ek aur aadmi ne didi ki taraf goli chalayee!

Maine turant apni talwar uss goli ki disha me chalayi! Ek hi vaar me goli do tukde me kat gayi!

Wakar ke aadmi ab peechhe hatne lage… Par mujhe to sirf laashon ka dher lagana tha!

Bhaari saans lete hue maine apni talwaar ko ek baar zor se ghumaya. Basement ka andhera aur hawa mein ghula khoon ka smell... sab kuch ek ajeeb si dahshat paida kar raha tha. Dar ke maare sab log kone mein chipne lage, lekin mujhe pata tha... koi bacha nahi sakta.

Meri nazar ek aadmi par padi jo abhi bhi apni jagah khada tha, jaise uske pairo ne dhokha de diya ho.

Main (aankhon mein gusse ki aag bhadakti hui) - "Saale! Tune inn dono ko chhua bhi kaise?"

Uske shakal par dar ke saaf nishaan the, lekin mujhe fark nahi padta tha. Maine ek hi jhatke mein uska haath pakda aur jor se tod diya. Woh cheekhta hua piche gira aur seedha jakar manager ke samne ja gira.

Manager ka chehra ek pal mein zard pad gaya... uske kapde geele ho gaye... haan, uski shalwaar gili ho chuki thi.

Tabhi waha maujood log ekdum bhadak gaye. Sab idhar-udhar bhaagne lage, lekin koi bhi bach nahi sakta tha. Do log piche bhaagne lage, par maine ek ki taang par itni zor se laat maari ki taang ek ajeeb si aawaz ke saath toot gayi. Dusre ko rokne ka sirf ek tareeka tha... maine uski gaand mein talwaar ghused di. Talwaar aage se uski jhaang ke paar nikal chuki thi. Woh cheekh maar kar gir gaya, pura kamp raha tha.

Maine thande chehre ke saath talwaar uski jhaang se kheechi aur jiski taang todi thi, uski kidney mein ghusa di.

Main (dheere se uske kaan ke paas) - "Hala mat kar, saale. Warna ek ek piece kaat dunga tera."

Woh rote hue apne muh ko haath se band kar ke gir gaya. Talwaar uski kidney se nikalte hi khoon ka ek tez fawwara nikla, aur woh bejaan ho gaya.

Maine apni talwaar ka haath se khoon saaf kiya aur jo bacha-kucha khoon tha, uske muh par maar diya.

Main (us dusre aadmi ki taraf dekhte hue) - "Chal, pair aage kar... aur haan, chillana mat."

Woh thartharata hua apna pair aage karne laga. Jaise hi maine uski jhaang par pair rakha aur aage badha, uska dard itna zyada ho gaya ki uske kapde geele ho gaye... haan, uska mut nikal gaya.

Maine piche dekha, toh woh haath jodkar giriya hua tha. Par mere andar koi reham nahi tha.

Ek laat maari uski lund par... aur kaam khatam. Woh seedha jakar manager ke paas gira, hila tak nahi.

Maine talwaar ghumai aur zor se cheekha

Main - "Abe kaha gaya be? Milawat ki paidaish! Bahar aa warna ek ek ko dhoondh dhoondh ke marunga!"

Ek pal ke liye sirf sannata chhaya raha. Phir ek khidki ke peeche se halki si awaaz aayi.

Ek awaaz (ghabrahat bhari) - "Bhai... bahar aa jao... kyun humare pieces katwa rahe ho?"

Dusri awaaz (Wakar, daar se kaanp raha tha) - "Chup kar! Amma bacha le... aaj ke baad kabhi yeh kaam nahi karunga."

Main (halke se hansi aayi) - "Accha? Tu waha baitha hai? Chal, bahar aa jaa... warna meri baahein waise pakad rahi hain!"

Ek aur awaaz aayi, lekin is baar sirf cheekh thi...

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"

Jab tak awaaz baaki thi, tab tak main samne pahunch chuka tha. Talwaar chali... aur gardan ke aar-paar ho gayi.

Wakar ekdum apni jagah par sakt ho gaya, jaise uski saari himmat ek pal mein hawa ho gayi ho. Dar uske chehre par saf dikh raha tha, aur ab woh ek bhi galti karne ki halat mein nahi tha.

Maine dheere se ek kursi kheench kar uske saamne rakhi aur uspar baith gaya.

Wakar (halki hichki lete hue) - "Bhai, mai samajh gaya hoon... har joker sirf hasane ke liye nahi hota, kuch hum jaise logon ka moot nikalne ke liye bhi hota hai..."

Meri aankhon mein ek thandi si muskurahat aayi.

Main - "Yahi baat jab mai pehle keh raha tha tab samajh nahi aa raha tha, ab samajh aayi?"

Wakar ne zor se haan mein sir hila diya. Uski saans tez chal rahi thi, jaise uske phusphuse uske hi bhari saans se dab rahe ho.

Wakar (hichki lete hue) - "Aap le jao apni... muh boli behen ko..."

Meri muskurahat ek pal mein gayab ho gayi. Maine aankhon se hi usse ghoor kar dekha.

Main (thande lekin bhari shabdon mein) - "Abe chutiye! Behen toh behen hoti hai... phir chahe muh boli ho ya sagi! Yeh alag alag rang dekhna band kar."

Mujhe lag raha tha ki Wakar ko abhi bhi thodi ummeed thi ki woh bach sakta hai.

Wakar (mujhe normal hone ki koshish karte hue) - "Toh bhai, mai jaaun ab yahan se?"

Maine uske kandhe par apni talwaar rakh di. Thandi dhar ka ehsaas hote hi uske chehre se saari rangat ud gayi.

Wakar (tez bolte hue, almost rote hue) - "Nahi bhai! Mujhe maaf kar do! Meri biwi mar jaayegi... mere bacche chhote chhote hain... meri maa bhi bahut jada bimaar hai..."

Maine ek haath uthaya aur ek shabd kaha -

Main (shaant aur thande lehze mein) - "Shhhhh..."

Jab maine yeh kaha, toh Wakar ki awaaz ek pal mein ruk gayi, jaise uska gala sukh gaya ho.

Ab sawal poochne ka waqt tha.

Main - "Pehle yeh bata, underworld waalon ko mera number kaise mila? Aur inka pata kisne bataya tujhe?"

Wakar ki aankhein idhar-udhar bhatakne lagi. Dar uske har lafz se tapak raha tha.

Wakar (hichkichate hue) - "Ek din mere aadmi ne inko DD ke baare mein baat karte suna tha... yeh bachi keh rahi thi - 'DD mama kahan hai?'... Humein shak hua. Toh humne inko kidnap kar liya... aur phir... inke pati se aapka number mila... bhai, bas itni si baat thi!"

Maine apni talwaar thodi aur zor se uske kandhe par daba di.

Main (sakht lehze mein) - "Acha... toh tune chamiya se bola tha?"

Wakar ke chehre ka rang ekdam ud gaya. Uski aankhon mein ek ajeeb si ghabrahat thi, jaise usne kisi aurat ka naam galti se galat jagah le diya ho.

Wakar (apni jaan bachane ki koshish karte hue) - "Ch-Chamiya? Nahi bhai! Mai... mai naachoonga... aap bolo... didi... aap kahiye na... humein chhod do!"

Uska dhyaan bachane ke liye Pratibha didi ki taraf mud gaya. Lekin Pratibha toh jaise sadme mein chali gayi thi. Uski aankhein bas ek jagah atki thi—har jagah laashen, khoon, aur kaat diye gaye haath pair.

Ek pal ke liye sirf cheekhein thi, sirf khoon ki gandh thi.

Fir Pratibha ki nazar mujh par padi. Uska bhai. Lekin jo bhi usne dekha, uska dil hil gaya.

Pratibha (kamjor awaaz mein) - "Bhai... yeh sab kya kar raha hai? Chhod de inhe..."

Maine uski taraf dheere se dekha. Ek lamha sirf sannata raha.

Main (thande lekin bhari shabdon mein) - "Naa... naa... mai nahi chhod sakta. Jo mere saamne galat karta hai, usse mai nahi chhodta. Toh jo mere saath galat karne wale hain... unhe kaise chhod doon?"

Jab maine yeh kaha, toh ek ajeeb si garmi hawa mein bhar gayi. Achanak... aag uthne lagi.

Yeh ajeeb tha...

Mera jaadu itni jaldi toh khatam nahi hona chahiye tha...

Maine apna haath ek baar wiper ki tarah ghumaya, aur ek pal mein waha sab kuch gayab ho gaya—khoon, laashe, har ek nishani jo maut ka saboot deti.

Sab ke muh khule ke khule reh gaye. Jaise unhone koi chamatkar dekh liya ho.

Agani (masoomiyat bhari awaaz mein) - "Mama, yeh gaande uncle aapse sorry maang rahe hain. Kya unhe neeche baith kar maafi maangni chahiye?"

Maine hasi dabai.

Main (muskura kar) - "Haan re, chal... maafi maang!"

Wakar ne ghabra kar haath jod diye.

Wakar (rrote hue) - "Sorry bhai, mujhe maaf kar do! Mat maaro mujhe!"

Agani (halki si hasi ke saath) - "Hi hi hi! Chhod do mama, yeh ro rahe hain!"

Maine ek nazar uss par daali, fir Wakar ki taraf dekha.

Main (thandi awaaz mein) - "Beta, aaj Agani ne tujhe bacha liya. Warna tera kya-kya katta, yeh toh sirf mai hi jaanta hoon... Ab nikal yahan se!"

Ek pal ke liye sab chup rahe. Phir jaise kisi ne unke pairon mein jaan daal di ho, waise sab aise bhaage jaise zindagi bhar kabhi na bhaage ho.

Agani (nakhre se) - "Mummy, mama se kaho mujhe crackers dilwaaye, warna mai baat nahi karungi... aur na maami se!"

Maine ek pal ke liye ruk kar uski baat suni.

Main (halki si hasi ke saath) - "Arey, mere bacchu! Mai dilaata hoon! Aur maami...? Ek minute... didi, yeh kaunsi maami ki baat kar rahi hai?"

Pratibha ek pal ke liye soch mein pad gayi.

Pratibha (halki si uljhan ke saath) - "Pata nahi... mujhe toh aisa kuch yaad nahi... yeh keh rahi hai ki tum apne saath maami laaye the..."

Phir woh ekdam chup ho gayi.

Maine uske chehre ka rang dekha, jaise uske dimaag mein koi purani yaad dhundli ho rahi ho.

Main (dheere se) - "Woh kya bol rahi thi?"

Pratibha (hichkichahat ke saath) - "Tumne... uske saath... woh kiya..."

Main (halki hasi ke saath) - "Kya didi? Kyu sharma rahi ho? Kaho na!"

Agani (hasi dabate hue) - "Aapne maami ko kiss kiya tha na?"

Pratibha (chauk kar, uska kaan kheenchte hue) - "Chup kar, badmaash!"

Maine ek pal ke liye socha, fir haath utha diya jaise maamla khatam ho.

Main (halki hasi ke saath) - "Jaane do... pata nahi yeh kya-kya dekhti hai. Ab chalo..."

Pratibha (thoda chokkar) - "Kahan?"

Main (seedha jawab dete hue) - "Ghar... mere saath!"

Pratibha ek pal ke liye ruki. Jaise uske dimaag mein ek sawaal uth raha ho.

Pratibha (halki chinta ke saath) - "Theek hai... par Alok?"

Maine uski aankhon mein dekha.

Main (aakhri baar) - "Unki chinta mat karo... ab tum meri zimmedaari ho."

Pratibha ke mann mein ek aur sawaal uth gaya.

Pratibha (mann mein sochti hai) - "Iske saath jaane mein fayda hai... kahin isne hum par bhi jaadu kar diya toh?"

Mujhe yeh sunkar hasi aa gayi. Bichari dar gayi thi.

Maine bina kuch kahe haath aage badhaya, aur woh bina kisi aur sawal ke mere saath chal padhi.

Ghar pahunchne par mahol ekdum alag tha.

Sab log khush the, aur Pratibha aur Agani bhi ghar walon ke saath achhe se mil gaye.

Par mere dimaag mein ek ajeeb sa soch chalu ho gaya tha. Subah se hi mera mood kuch alag tha...

Kuch naya karne ka.

Maine bina kisi se kuch kahe seedha apne kamre mein gaya, apne kapde utaare, aur shower ke neeche khada ho gaya.

Paani ki ek ek boond jaise mere har khayaal ko dho rahi thi.



Aaj ki raat kuch naya lekar aane wali thi.

 

[hotaks]

PART 2

UPDATE 12

Ek baar phir, main aaram se phone mein kuch dekhne laga ki Shikha wahan aa gayi.

Main: "Arey, yahaan kaise?"

Shikha: "Akele baithe kyun ho?"

Main: "Aao, yahaan baitho."

Woh mere paas aakar baith gayi.

Shikha: "Subah aapko hua kya tha?"

Main: "Ab bhi hua hai woh."

Shikha: "Kya?"

Main: "Kuch lagi hai."

Shikha: "Kya lagi hai?"

Main: "Pyaar ki pyaas."

Shikha: "Kya mujhe uss pyaas ko door karne mein jagah milegi?"

Main: "Kyun jaanna chahti ho iss mein?"

Shikha: "Aapki har ek lamhe mein khud ko khona chahti hoon, uss mein doobna chahti hoon. Aapki badan ki khushboo ko apne andar samana chahti hoon."

Main: "Achcha, toh kya har dard seh logi tum mere liye?"

Shikha: "Haan, har dard seh lungi. Kuch bhi maut se zyada nahi hai na, woh mujhe maut se zyada tumse juda rehne ka dard dega."

Maine apni ungli ko halka sa kaata, uss mein se khoon nikalne laga.

Shikha: "Yeh kya kiya?"

Maine halke se apni ungli uski jeebh par rakhi toh mera halka sa khoon uske honthon par laga.

Shikha: "Esssssas! Yeh kya kar rahe ho tum?"

Main: "Ek baat kahoon aapse?"

Shikha: "Aapse????"

Main: "Haan, aapse."

Shikha (soch kar): "Bol."

Main: "Pata nahi kyun, jab bhi aapse ya Saloni ke paas jaata hoon, ajeeb sa feel hota hai."

Shikha (muskurate hue, aankhen jhukakar): Yeh kya baat hai, hum dono mein aisa kya hai jo tera dil itna machalta hai?

Mai: Sach bataun, Shikha? Tum dono ke saath ek alag hi jadoo hai. Tumhari ek ada, ek nasha, jo mujhe baar baar kheench laata hai. Dil toh bas tumhare paas hi atka rehta hai.

Shikha (haste hue, thodi sharaarat se): Haan? Teri baaton se lagta hai tujhe badi umar wali ladkiyon ka deewanapan chadha hai!

Mai: Arre, baaki ka kya pata, par tum dono… uff, aap dono ekdum lajawab ho! Bole toh, bilkul tapakta hua maal!

Shikha (zor se haskar, aankh maarte hue): Oye, pagalpan ki hadd hai tu! Biwi bana liya, aur ab apni behen ko bhi aise compliments? Tu toh hadd karta hai!

Mai: Kya karun, jab bhi tumse aisi baatein hoti hain, dil mein aag si lag jaati hai.

Sukoon nahi, bas ek junoon sa chha jaata hai.Shikha ne meri taraf dekha, uski aankhon mein ek sharaarti chamak thi. Usne meri ek ungli pakdi aur dheere se apne hothon ke paas laakar chusne lagi.

Shikha (madhosh awaaz mein): Umm… tera yeh khoon, kitna meetha hai, jaan!

Mai (halki si siski ke saath): Haan, tujhe toh mera khoon peena hi pasand hai. Bol, aur kya kya peena chahti hai?

Shikha (hothon par zubaan pherte hue): Haan… tera har ek katra, har ek saans, sab kuch peena chahti hoon.Uski is awaaz ne mere dil ki dhadkan ko ekdum tezi de di. Uff, uski ada, uski woh sharaarti muskaan, mano poora jism jala rahi thi!

Mai (badhakte hue): Achha? Toh bata, kya kya cheez legi meri, Shikha?

Shikha (nazdeek aakar, kaan mein fusfusaate hue): Tera sab kuch, jaaneman. Tu bas bol, kya kya de sakta hai mujhe?

Mai: Tujhe aisa dard dunga, jisme tu be-inteha tarpe, aur phir bhi aur maange!

Shikha ne ek jhatke se mujhe dhakka diya aur mere upar chadh gayi, uski aankhon mein ek khaufnaak aur madhosh jhalak thi.

Shikha: Achha, tu apni badi behen ko dard dega? Haan? Bol, kitna dard?

Mai (saans tezi se lete hue): Uff, Shikha, teri yeh janghein… yeh mulayam janghein mujhe pagal kar rahi hain!

Shikha (sharaarti hasi ke saath): Achha? Toh inhe daba ke dekh, chu ke dekh kitni garam aur naram hain. Inme kitna nasha bhara hai!Jaise hi maine uski jangh par haath rakha, uski mulayam chamdi ke neeche ek aag si mehsus hui. Mera jism ek jhatke se kaamp utha.

Shikha (hoth kaat te hue): Uii ma, tu toh sach mein ekdum ganda hai! Gandi baatein, gandi harkatein… aur yeh sab karke mujhe bhi paagalpan mein le jaata hai!

Mai: Aaj lagta hai tu poore josh mein hai,

Shikha. Mera pura band baja degi tu aaj!Usne meri taraf dekha, uski saansein garam, uski aankhein ek aag si liye hue. Mano abhi sab kuch jala degi.

Shikha (fusfusaate hue): Dekh, abhi toh bas shuruaat hai, jaan. Ab tu bol, kitna aur jala sakta hai mujhe?

Shikha: Haa, mann kar raha hai tujhe khaa jaun! Kissi ne sach kaha hai, ek baar ladki excite ho gayi toh kuch bhi karwa lo, bas uske mann ki kar do.

Mai: Thoda sa upar aao na, meri jaan.

Shikha: Ek baat poochun?

Mai: Haan, pooch na.

Shikha: Jab tujhe aaj isko dard dena hai, toh kyun bechari pe itna dabaav daal ke paani-paani kar raha hai?

Mai: Uffff, kya boli hai tu!Main itna excite ho gaya ke excitement mein uski gaand ko bheench liya.Shikha: Uiii maa! Kya kar raha hai, pagal ho gaya hai? Meri usko mat bheench, bohot nazuk hai! Ufff, araam se!

Mai: Mann kar raha hai in gadedar footballs ko masal doon!

Shikha: Nahi, usse kahan football! Ye toh mere boobs hain!

Mai: Tu lagta hai aaj meri jaan le legi,

hayeee!Shikha: Jaan ko apne andar rakho aur haaye mat karo. Apna nikaal lo aur aaj in footballs ko apni hockey ki taakat dikha do!Mera lund itna tight ho gaya, jaise spring! Upar se uski chut, uffff, uski legging mein mere lund se chipki hui thi.Shikha: Kitna sochta hai! Itna mat soch, woh bichara soch raha hoga kab darshan honge!

Mai: Shikha, gate toh band kar do, koi aa jayega!

Shikha: Chutki baja ke band kar do na! Aisa bhi jadoo kis kaam ka jo khade lund pe dhokha de!Yeh sunke mera muh khula reh gaya.Shikha: Kar na band! Main nahi uthungi aaj. Ufff, jaldi kar, mere shareer mein aag lag rahi hai!

Mai: Karta hoon, karta hoon!

Shikha: Kitna bol-bachan karta hai! Yahan meri chhuut… uiii maa! Kar na, ragad na! Uffff, kya mota… lun… nahi… main gayi!

Hey bhagwan, maine gate band kiya. Kitni garam ladki hai yeh! Mere chhune se hi jhad gayi!Shikha: Ab kya dekhta rahega? Nikaal na isse bhar! 23 saalon se main taras gayi hoon is din ke liye. Kab meri tumse shaadi hogi aur main tumse kahungi, meri sawari karo!

Mai: 23 saalon se?Shikha, apne baalon ko masalte hue: Nahi, 23 nahi, 20… nahi, 15! Ufff, chhodo na, kya karoge?Mujhe laga ab main aur bardasht nahi kar paunga bina ganda bole. Itna excitement mujhe aaj tak kabhi mehsoos hi nahi hua! Maine apni t-shirt phenk di us par.Shikha usko sunghte hue: Aaah, tumhara paseena kitna mahak raha hai! Kya tumhe meri badan ki khushboo leni hai?

Mai, jaldi se: Haan, mujhe tumhari chuchiyon ki mahak leni hai!

Shikha: Dhat! Chuchiyan nahi, meri footballs hain woh!

Mai: Haan haan, mujhe unki khushboo do!

Shikha ne apna suit nikaal diya. Mera toh thook atak gaya! Lund 90-degree ho gaya, aankhen chaudi ho gayin. Usne woh suit mere muh par phenka. Kya khushboo thi, yaar! Agar main normal insaan hota toh jhad hi gaya hota. Na jhadta toh precum pakka aa gaya hota!Shikha: Kya, unki khushboo hi lega? Inhe chusega nahi kya?Woh khadi ho gayi thi nikaalne ke liye. Maine suna, par baad mein. Pehle kood pada uske upar aur usko deewar se laga diya. Uski gardan ko chuumne laga.

Shikha: Hayeee, main mar jaun! Kya chusta hai tu! Khaas aise hi meri usko chus-chus ke laal kar de!

Mai: Teri baatein mujhe itna josh de rahi hain ki mann kar raha hai tera har ek hissa chus-chus ke laal kar doon!

Shikha: Bas meri chut ko laal kar de! Bohot machal rahi hai woh, usko chus-chus-chus!Main sab chhod ke neeche baith gaya.

Shikha: Tu sach mein chusega kya?

Mai: Haan haan, mujhe toh teri chut chusni hai!

Shikha: Process ko beech mein band mat karo, warna meri footballs bura maan jayengi. Inhe itna bada kiya hai taki tum dekhte hi tut pado in par!Main hyper ho chuka tha. Maine jhat se bra ko neeche kiya aur uski footballs ko daba diya.

Shikha: Aaaahhh… hhhhh… araam se! Ungliyan chhapoge kya?

Mai: Teri chu… sorry, footballs itni kadak kaise hain?

Shikha: Kya karun? Ek baar tune trailer diya, par inhe chusa nahi. Dekh, kitni kadak hain gusse mein! Aaahhh… naakun mat dabao, bohot zalim hain yeh! Itna hilti hain, aapas mein takrati hain, pucho mat!Puchna kya? Maine muh bhar liya. Aaj pata chala ki lund toh teeno chedon mein ghus sakta hai, par in kadak chuchiyon ko muh mein bharna mushkil hai!

Main jabardasti uski footballs ko muh mein bhar-bhar ke chus raha tha, jaise yahi duniya ki sabse tasty cheez bachi ho. Aag aaj dono taraf thi—na main rukna chahta tha, na woh. Woh pure josh mein mere baalon mein haath ghuma rahi thi.

Shikha: Aaj tak aisa maza meri zindagi mein nahi aaya! Ufff, tu aise chusega toh kahi ismein khoon na aa jaye!Main chusna chhod ke: Khoon ka pata nahi, par aaj main ismein doodh laane wala kaam zaroor karunga!

Shikha: Aaahhh, meri naabhi kyun kured raha hai?

Mai: Jab yeh itni tight hai, toh teri chut kitni tight hogi?Woh kuch bolti, usse pehle maine uske honth chumna shuru kar diya, aur apni beech ki ungli tight karke uski chut par ragadne laga. Uski siskariyan mere muh mein gunj rahi thi. Thodi lambi kiss ke baad maine usse chhoda.

Shikha: Ab meri baari hai kuch taste karne ki!Mai: Accha, par dhyan se, nuksaan na kar dena, abhi bohot…Shikha, mera muh band karte hue: Shhh! Ab nuksaan se nahi darne wali, jab tu aaj meri dhajjiyan udane wala hai!Usne mujhe dhakka diya, aur main bed par gir gaya. Woh mere paas aayi, meri taangon ko failaya, aur meri jeans ka button khol diya.

Maine kamar upar ki, aur usne mera jeans kp neeche kheench diya.

Shikha: Uiii maa! Yeh kya hai?!

Mai: Taste karke dekho, kya hai!Shikha: Jaise aaj iski halat hai, lagta hai main na bhi aati toh yeh yahin se meri maar leta!Itna bolte hi usne mere lund par jeeb ghumayi.

Mai: Ufff, Shikha didi, kya kar rahi ho?!

Shikha: Surrp surrp Abhi bhi didi wali aadat nahi gayi?

Mai: Didi na hoti toh aaj meri na hoti!

Shikha: Ummm… mmm… didi ki marne mein maza aata hai kya?Mai: Uffff, haan! Bahut zyada! Tu kamal ki hai

Shikha: Aur tera lund usse bhi zyada kamal ka!Josh mein maine ek jhatka maara, aur mera lund uske muh ke andar chala gaya. Waise toh mera normal se thoda bada tha, par jab se bhediya bana hoon, saala itna bada hai ki uski saansein ruk gayin!Woh lund nikaal kar peeche hat gayi.

Shikha: Tu toh mere muh ko hi phaad dalega!

Mai: Kya karun, teri baatein majboor kar rahi hain!

Shikha: Yeh pehli baar hai shayad jab kisi ki bur tujhe majboor kar rahi hai!Maine usse apne pairon se jakda aur doosri taraf patak diya.

Shikha: Ouch! Kya kar raha hai?!Maine uski chut par haath rakha, legging ko wahan se phaad diya, panty ko side kiya, aur apni jeeb laga di.

Shikha: Uiii maa! Main gayi!Uska pair buri tarah kapne laga. Main uski gili chut ko chaate ja raha tha, chaate ja raha tha. Kya taste tha! Waqayi main pagal tha jo itni khushbudar aur tasty chut se bhaag raha tha. Maine jeeb seedhi ki, uski chut mein halki si daali, aur woh kapte hue mere upar jhad gayi.

Shikha: Aaj kya hua hai tumhe, itna josh mein kyun hai?

Mai: Arre, jiski bhen wali biwi itni sexy ho, jo meri jeebh lagte hi jhad jaye, toh josh toh aayega na!

Shikha: Haan, agar mujhe pehle pata hota toh kab ka tumhe bhenchod bana deti! Aahhh... maaa... meri chuttt... ufff... chato, chuso, aur tez, aur tez! Ufffffff... andar... uiii maaa... nahi!Woh apni taange mere upar kasne lagi. Maine dono jhaangon ko pakad liya aur chut ki faadon ko khich-khich ke hothon se chusne laga.

Shikha: Mann jao, please... uiii maaa... please mann jao, meri chut laal ho gayi hai! Ufff... Dev, ruk jao!Maine apna muh wahan se hataya aur uske upar aa gaya. Uski aankhon mein dekha.

Mai: Kya hua, bardasht nahi hua?

Shikha: Sach mein, tum bada bedardi hai! Ab toh soch ke mera dimaag sunn pad raha hai, aur rongte khade ho rahe hain ki kahin meri awaaz bahar toh nahi ja rahi!

Mai: Nahi jaan, daro mat. Aaj tum gala phaad ke bhi chilla do, kisi ko kuch nahi sunega.

Shikha: Aahhh...

Mai: Ab kya hua?

Shikha: Tumhare penis mein bhi dimaag hai kya?

Mai: Accha, penis kaise?

Shikha: Wahi bol rahi hoon, pata nahi aaj tumhare chakkar mein kya kya nikalwa rahe ho mere muh se!

Mai: Accha, par hua kya?

Shikha: Tum yahan baaton mein laga hai, aur woh ghusne ko ready hai!Maine Shikha ke muh par haath rakha aur ek jhatka maara. Uski aankhein badi ho gayi is sudden jhatke se. Uski naram chut ki faadein aise khuli jaise chhote se ched mein musal daal rahe ho. Itna tight feel ho raha tha, par thoda gila bhi tha.Shikha mujhe dekhe ja rahi thi, uski aankhon mein halke se aansoon the.

Maine uski aansuon ko jeebh se chata aur pi liya.

Mai: Bas thoda sa dard aur hoga.Usne kuch bolna chaha, par maine uska muh khol diya.

Shikha (thodi dard mein): Waah tum toh bada zalim ho Ab mujhe dard ho raha hai, aur kitna bacha hai?

Mai: Arre, koi anaconda nahi jo poochh rahi hai kitna jayega!

Shikha ne kamar ko thoda hilaya aur boli: Aahhh... woh toh muh mein lete hi pata chal gaya tha ki aaj toh Shikha, tera udghatan aisa hoga ki na chal payegi, na khadi ho payegi! Ummmmm... mmm... mmm... thoda aaram se, kasam se mera muh thak gaya, warna itna zor se chillati ki koi shakti bhi na rok pati!

Mai: Accha, aisa hai? Yeh lo!

Shikha: Maaa... meri... bachao... maar dala!

Maine uska muh band kar diya. Yeh toh galiyon pe utar aayegi, aur waise bhi family-friendly scene mein yeh sab nahi chalega! Maine socha, ab last shot hi laga dete hain, aur teesra jhatka bhi maar diya.Usne mera haath kaat liya, par wahan se utna khoon nahi nikla jitna shayad uski 23-24 saal ki kunwari chut se nikla hoga. Maine uski chuchiyon ko chusna shuru kiya aur uska muh thoda sa chhoda.

Shikha: Ufffffff... aaahhhhh... uhhhuuhhuuuhh..

Maine waise hi hilna band kiya aur bola: Sorry, dard ke liye.

Shikha (thodi gusse jaisa muh bana kar kushi se ): Thanks, Diwali pe mera bomb fodne ke liye!

Mai: Arre, tum toh kaamp rahi ho !

Shikha: Sach mein, bahut dard hua.Maine thodi der halke-halke dhakke lagane shuru kiye. Shikha ki siskariyan goonjne lagi—uuuuhhh... aaahhh... aur taaph-taaph ki awaazein poore kamre mein gunj rahi thi.Kareeb 5 minute baad woh full form mein aa gayi, jaise koi dard tha hi nahi.

Shikha: Aur tez, chhodo aur tez jaan ummmm....!

Mai- haa meri raani eessss chut nai mere lund ko etna garam kar diya hai ki aaj esmai sai nikalana nahi caah raha. Hai

Shikha - uuuiii uiii aaahhhb shhii ssshiiii uuuuhh hhuuuhhhuu naahii uuuuhh .aaaahhh niakalooo aaahh haa buss chodate jaaaoo Mai full speed sai dhkaae laganai laga hi tha dhaam sai awaaj hui saala kitana kamzor bed hai

Shikha - bed par drill machine caahaloge toh aisa hi hoga naa

Mai - ched etna tight ho toh aisa karana padata hai naa

Shikha - aabb kitani der tak aur uuiiiii maaaa mai gayiii Woh ek baar aur jhaad gayi parr aaj mujhe bhi lag raha tha kuch jaada hi der takkar de raha hu woh bhi first time mai Maine usske pakada aur utha kar bathroom mai le aaya aur shower onn kar diya

Shikha - garam shareer par thanda paani mat daalo bimar pad jaaoooooooogeeeee

Mai- aacha par tunhari chut toh mujhe jhadnai bhi nahi de rahi hai

Shikha - uffffff mai vaaps aa rahi huuuuhhhhh

Mai- maaii bhi

Shikha - nicche lita doo mujhe mai ek bhi boond bhar nahi girani dungi Mai usse lekar late gaya aur hum dono saath saath jhaadh gayee mera pura viraya usski chut ki gaharayi mai chala gaya aur woh aakhe band karke usse feel karnai lagi

Hum dono aise hi pade rahe, thodi der tak upar se paani hum par girta raha. Maine aapko halka sa kiss kiya aur aapke upar se hat gaya. Fir khada hokar shower ke neeche chala gaya.Mai: Ab tumhe naha doon?

Shikha (sharma ke): Aap pehle naha lijiye aur mujhe aise mat dekha kijiye, sharam aa rahi hai!

Mai: Arre, abhi toh..

Shikha (bolti hui): Jao naa, please!

Mai: Haan baba, jaa raha hoon, jaa raha hoon!Main naha kar bahar aa gaya.

Andar Shikha dheere se uthkar baith gayi. Usne apne aap se baat karte hue kaha:

Shikha (man hi man): Tu bhi kitni besharam ho gayi hai, Shikha. Aakhir kya ho gaya tha tujhe? Ab toh unke saamne jaane mein bhi sharam aayegi!

Main bahar se sunte hue:

Mai: Arre, kya sochne baith gayi, Shikha?

Shikha (thodi jhallai): Aap zyada kaan mat lagaiye yahan!Uske baad Shikha nahane lagi. Par aaj nahaate hue uske chehre par baar-baar ek halki si hasi aa rahi thi. Woh man hi man gungunane lagi:

Kaisa hai yeh pal, kaise main khud ko bataun?

Aaj mili hai aisi khushi, kaise main apne aap se chhupaun?

Idhar maine kapde pehne, taiyaar hua, aur balcony mein chala gaya. Cigar jalayi aur peete hue sochne laga—pata nahi kyun, aaj cigar peene mein ek ajeeb sa sukoon mil raha tha waise toh yeh sab jada use nahi karata par pata kaise kabhi kabhi meri adate mujhe kudh samajh nahi aati hai

 

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PART 2

UPDATE 13

Niche sab log Diwali ki taiyari mein magan the. Ghar mein rang-birangi lights jagmag rahi thi, mithaiyon ki khushboo faili hui thi, aur bacchon ke hansi-mazak se mahaul goonj raha tha. Aakhir mera kaam bhi pad gaya—Diwali ka jashn tha, aur sabko meri zarurat thi.

Dad (komal ke taraf dekh ke): Komal betiya, jao Dev ko jaga do. Pata nahi aaj kyun itna der tak so raha hai!

Agni (masumiyat se): Mama ne toh nahi fight ki na?

Dad (hairani se): Kya?

Pratibha (jaldi se baat sambhalte hue): Kuch nahi, Papa ji, yeh Agni toh bas zyada bolti hai!

Agni (naaraaz hokar): Haan, Mama ne toh Masoom Maami ko kiss bhi kiya tha! Aap mujhe mana karti ho, ab main aapse baat hi nahi karungi!Yeh sunte hi sab ruk gaye. Haathon ke kaam band ho gaye, aur sabke chehre par ek hi sawal tha—yeh "Masoom" kaun hai? Sab ek doosre ko dekhne lage, jaise koi raaz khulne wala ho.

Yahan se kahani ek alag duniya mein chali jati hai...Kahani ab kai light years door ek aisi duniya mein jati hai, jiska naam aap shayad pehle padh chuke hain. Yaad nahi? Koi baat nahi, chhodo. Bas itna samajh lo, yeh ek aisa grah hai jahan ab sab kuch pyar ya... kaho toh thodi si hawas pe chalta hai. Lekin hawas ka shabd yahan thoda galat lagega, kyunki yeh kahani thodi family-type ki hai. Toh isse aaj hum "PREMPURI" ka naam de dete hain. Aur is grah ki rajkumari hai—Masoom.

Masoom, jiska dil ek baar mujhse—yaani sabke Dev se—pyar kar baitha. Ab aap soch rahe honge, "Dev se pyar toh sabko hota hai!" Lekin jab main Samrat tha, mera pyar sirf ek ke liye tha—Devika. Haan, lekin jab mujhe rajya sambhalna tha, sab kuch seekhna tha—kaam, vasana, aur baki sab—tab main is grah par aaya tha.Yahan aakar maine seekha, aur wahan se meri zindagi badal gayi. Guru ji kehte the, main itna control kar sakta tha apne aap ko ki poore brahmand mein koi mera muqabla nahi kar sakta tha. Kuch log mujhe galat samajhte the, par chhodo, unki baaton ka kya. Ab kaam ki baat pe aate hain.Chalo, dekhte hain Masoom kya kar rahi hai.

Ek bada sa kamra, jahan Masoom baithi thi...Kamra shahi tha—sunehre rang ke pardey, deewaron par chamakti hui tasveerein, aur ek bada sa jhumar jo roshni se jagmagata tha. Masoom ek shahi palang par baithi thi, uska chehra udaas, aankhon mein aansoon. Uske saamne uski maa khadi thi, chehre par chinta aur pyar ka mila-jula bhaav.

Masoom ki Maa (dheere se, par thodi sakhti ke saath): Beti, kab tak yeh zidd lekar baithi rahegi? Tumhe pata hai na ki tum uske bacche ko yahan janam nahi de sakti!

Masoom (aansoon bhari awaaz mein): Toh fir, maa, mera mar jana hi behtar hoga

Masoom ki Maa (dil se dil tak baat): Beti, agar tu aisa karegi, toh humein yahan se jaana hoga.

Masoom (zidd se): Haan, toh main chali jaungi, maa! Main apne Dev ke paas chali jaungi!

Masoom ki Maa (thodi naaraaz): Toh fir chhod kar kyun aayi usse?

Masoom (aankhein neeche karke): Maa, maine pitaji ko wada kiya tha...

Masoom ki Maa (aah bhari): Beti, maine tere pitaji ko bhi kaha tha—aise wade mat liya karo jo khud ko dukh ke siwa kuch na dein. Aaj tak woh Prithvi par bhatak rahe hain, bas us Dev ke aas mein ki woh ek din...maarega uss kaal ko

Uske baad kamre mein sannata chha gaya. Masoom apne khayalon mein khoyi hui thi, aur uski maa ka chehra chinta se bhara tha.

Bahar, Diwali ki taiyariyan chal rahi thi, par yahan, is grah par, ek alag hi kahani likhi ja rahi thi—pyar, wada, aur ek anjaan safar ki.

Masoom (gusse aur udaasi ke saath): Toh kya karen, maa? Bhaiya ke khooni ko aise hi chhod dein?

Masoom ki Maa (dheere se, samjhaate hue): Beti, kuch baatein bhoolne ke liye hi hoti hain.

Masoom (aankhein badi karke): Yeh aakhri baar hoga, maa. Mujhe lagta hai, kyunki is baar bhavishya mein Dev bahut aage tak jaa chuke hain.

Masoom ki Maa (soch mein doobte hue): Haan, mujhe bhi yeh lag raha hai. Agar woh safal ho gaya, toh sab theek ho jayega. Tera bhai bhi wapas laut aayega.

Masoom (udaas swar mein): Par maa, uske baad Dev ki zindagi mein koi bachega hi nahi...

Masoom ki Maa (samjhaate hue): Beta, ab woh Dharti lok par hai. Wahan ke niyam alag hain. Wahan usi ko sabse zyada maana jata hai jiski ek patni ho.

Masoom (dil se dil tak): Toh main kyun nahi ho sakti, maa? Main kyun nahi?

Masoom ki Maa (pyar se, par thodi sakhti ke saath): Beti, sab uss uparwale ke haath mein hai. Kab kya hota hai, wahi jaanta hai. Aur kisko kaun milega, wahi tay karta hai.

Masoom (hairani se): Par maa, Neha ka beta bhi toh hone wala hai!

Masoom ki Maa (muskurate hue): Pehli baar dekh rahi hoon ki satuan apas mein behnon ki tarah reh rahi hain.

Masoom (umeed bhari aankhon se): Agar Dev yahan aaye mujhe lene, toh kya main unki zindagi mein wapas jaa sakungi?

Masoom ki Maa (thodi bechaini ke saath): Beti, main koi bhagwan nahi hoon...

Masoom (baat kaat te hue): Pitaji kehte hain...

Masoom ki Maa (gusse se): Chup! Ekdum chup! Tu kal hi woh jaadi buti khaayegi!Masoom ne apni maa ke haathon se woh jaadi buti jhat se cheen li aur ek hi baar mein kha li. Jaise hi usne yeh kiya, woh ansh jo Dharti se uske saath aaya tha, ek pal mein khatam ho gaya.

Masoom ki Maa (gusse aur darr se): Yeh pagalpan kya kiya tune?! Yeh jaadi butti

Par uske aage bolne se pehle hi, Masoom ek neeli roshni ke saath gayab ho gayi.

Kamra ekdum khali reh gaya, aur uski maa bas haath malti reh gayi, aankhon mein aansoon aur dil mein chinta liye.

Main balcony mein khada tha, cigar ka dhuaan dheere-dheere upar uth raha tha. Diwali ka mahaul ab bhi chal raha tha—dur kahin patakho ki awaaz, ghar mein logon ki hasi, aur rangoli banate bacchon ki chahak. Par mera dil kahin aur tha. Cigar ka har kash mujhe sukoon de raha tha, par andar ek ajeeb si bechaini bhi thi.Achanak, maine upar dekha. Ek chamakti hui cheez tezi se niche gir rahi thi. Main dil se—kuch toh galat hai! Maine jaldi se haath aage kiya aur usse pakad liya. Arre, yeh toh kisi ka haath hai... nahi, ek ladki ka haath!Woh ladki ne upar dekha, uski aankhein mujhse mili, aur usne muskurate hue kaha

Ladki: Dev...Meri khushi ka thikana nahi raha. Dil se dil tak ek bijli si daud gayi. Yeh kaun thi? Masoom? Ya koi aur? Par uski muskurahat, uski awaaz—sab kuch jaana-pehchana sa tha. Balcony mein khade-khade, main bas usse dekhta raha, jaise samay ruk sa gaya ho.

Main balcony mein khada tha, us ladki ki muskurahat abhi bhi mere dil mein goonj rahi thi. Cigar ka dhuaan dheere-dheere hawa mein mil raha tha, aur Diwali ki roshniyaan gaow ko chamka rahi thi.

Par mujhe kya pata tha ki usi waqt, shahr ke ek andhere tunnel mein ek alag hi khel chal raha tha.Scene: Ek sunsaan tunnel, shahr ke dil mein...Tunnel mein andhera tha, sirf ek jhilmilati hui bulb ki roshni thi jo kabhi-kabhi chhamakti thi. Hawa mein barood ki gandh thi, aur charon taraf ek khamoshi si chhayi hui thi, jaise koi bada toofan aane wala ho.

Boss, ek bhari-bharkam aadmi, apne aadmiyon ke saath khada tha, haathon mein ek purana sa briefcase aur chehre par ek khatarnak muskaan.

Boss (sakht awaaz mein): Toh sab, kaam taiyaar hai na? Aaj target poora hona chahiye humara!

Aadmi 1 (guroor se): Haan boss, 10,000 log aaj marenge—aur fatenge, Diwali ke patakhon ki tarah!Itne mein, peeche se Wakar bhaagta hua aaya, uska chehra safed pad gaya tha, jaise usne koi bhoot dekh liya ho. Saans phool rahi thi, aur haath kaanp rahe the.

Boss (gusse se): Abe, kutton ki tarah kyun kaanp raha hai?

Wakar (haanfte hue): Boss... uss Joker ne... sabko maar diya! Aur dono ko chhuda ke le gaya!

Boss (has ke): Joker my foot! Chal, aaj parso tak sabko pahuncha denge!

Wakar (darte hue): Nahi, boss! Main ab yeh kaam chhod raha hoon. Mujhe dardnaak maut nahi chahiye! Aap sab mein se koi bhi usse nahi bach sakta!

Boss (mazak udate hue): Arre, aaj toh bhagwan bhi un marne walon ko nahi bacha sakte. Tera Joker-Foker kya karega?

Wakar (sanki si awaaz mein): Woh jaadu jaanta hai, boss!

Boss (has ke): Chhote-mote jadugar kya kar lenge jab sabse bada jadugar humare saath hai?

Wakar (hairani se): Kaun, boss?

Boss (guroor se): samye bhi aur yeh sehar bhi!

Wakar ke chehre par ek pal ke liye khamoshi chha gayi. Usne boss ko dekha, par uski aankhon mein darr tha.

Bahar Diwali ka jashn tha, par yahan, is andhere mein, ek khatarnak saazish apna rang dikha rahi thi.

 

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Part 2 UPDATE 14

Maine usse chhati se lagaya, uske galon ko chhua, aur apne gale se laga liya. Kuch hi palon mein, hum dono ki aankhon se aansuon ki barsaat hone lagi. Woh aansu khushi ke the, ya shayad do pal ke bichhadne ka dard bhi unmein chhupa tha.Usne apna sir peeche kiya aur meri aankhon mein dekha. Uski aankhein... haye, kya kahoon! Jaise koi gehri jheel ho, jismein paani itna zyada tha ki woh bahar nikal kar zameen ko saaf kar raha tha. Un aankhon mein ek ajeeb si kahani thi—kabhi nami, kabhi gham, kabhi ek anjaan sa pyar.

Main (man mein shayari ke saath):

Aakhir kaisi hai yeh aankhein, jismein kabhi nami, kabhi gham hai?

Mar hi jata main, agar inka deedar dobara na hota is janam mein.

Chahe kitni bhi khushiyan ho, sab kam hai...

Masoom ne meri aankhon mein dekha, jaise woh meri shayari sun sakti ho. Usne halki si muskurahat ke saath kaha

Masoom: Ab kya, man mein shayariyaan hi likhte rahoge, ya apne labon se meethi awaaz suna kar mere dil ko tasalli doge?

Main ro raha tha. Gala thoda sa fasa hua tha, par dil se dil tak baat nikal hi aayi.

Main: Baby, tum aa gayi...

Masoom (pyar bhari awaaz mein): Tumhari baby tumhare muh se yeh sunne ke liye maut se bhi lad kar aa jayegi. Yeh toh bas chhota sa kaal chakra hai!

Main (hairani se): Par kaal chakra mein balidan dena hota hai, kisi cheez ka. Tumne kya diya?

Masoom (muskurate hue): Chhodo, kya farak padta hai? Jab hum saath hain, toh gham ki kya baat hai?

Main (dil se): Haan, baby, yeh toh hai...Tabhi peeche se ek teekhi awaaz aayi.

Shikha (gusse mein): Dev! Dev! Wahan kya kar rahe ho?! Yeh ladki kaun hai? Haan, kaun hai tu?!

Masoom ne dheere se mudkar Shikha ko dekha, aur shant lekin garv se boli

Masoom: Didi, main hoon... Masoom

Shikha (aag baboola hote hue): Pehle tu mere pati se door hat, samjhi na?!

Main (samjhaate hue): Arre, Shikha, kya hua? Tum bhi na...

Shikha (gusse se): Aap chup rahiye! Yeh yahan aayi kaise, haan?!Masoom ka chehra bhi ab gusse se laal hone laga.

Woh aage badhi aur sakht awaaz mein boli

Masoom: Zyada mera-mera mat karo, samjhi? Warna...

Shikha (aur gusse mein): Jyaada bol rahi hai, aur aap kuch kehte kyun nahi?!

Masoom (hairani se mujhe dekh ke): Inhe kya ho gaya hai?

Main jhat se Shikha ke paas pahuncha aur peeche se usse pakad liya, uske kaan ke paas dheere se bola

Main: Bahut sharaarat soojh rahi hai tumhe, haan? Kyun ched rahi ho usse? Abhi toh bechari aayi hai!

Shikha (gusse mein, par thodi si shararat ke saath): Toh kya, humne usse jaane ko kaha tha? Aur jaate-jaate saari yaadein bhi mita di is pagal ne! Hum toh soch rahe the ki aap kisi gahri soch mein ho!

Masoom, jo ab tak chupchap sab sun rahi thi, ne kaan pakad liye aur masumiyat se boli

Masoom: Sorry, sorry! Ab toh maaf kar do, didi!Tabhi meri taang galti se Shikha ki taang se takra gayi.

Shikha ke muh se ek halki si “Aaah!” nikal gayi.Masoom (fikr se): Kya hua, didi?

Shikha (jaldi se sambhalte hue): K-k-kuch bhi toh nahi!

Masoom (manate hue): Ab chhodo na, didi! Mujhe inse gale milna hai!

Maine Shikha ko chhod diya. Masoom jhat se bhaag kar Shikha ke gale lag gayi. Par jaise hi usne zor se gale lagaya, Shikha ke muh se ek aur “Aaah!” nikal gayi.

Masoom ki nazar meri taraf aayi. Maine muskura ke nazrein chura li aur balcony se bahar nikal gaya.

Dil mein ek khushi thi—chalo, is baar main kisi ko nahi kho raha!Seedi par, ek nayi mulaqaat...Main abhi seedi par hi tha, khayalon mein khoya hua, ki achanak koi takra gaya. Maine dekha toh Kirti thi! Arre, yeh toh apne mama ke ghar gayi thi na? Woh wahi ruk gayi, mujhe ghoor rahi thi, jaise koi shikayat ho.

Main (muskurate hue): Kya hua, Kirti? Upar nahi jaana?

Woh chup rahi, bas ghoorti rahi.

Main (thodi si chinta ke saath): Bol na, kya hua? Aur tu kab aayi?Woh ab bhi kuch nahi boli.

Main thoda sa side hua, par tabhi peeche se ek aur awaaz aayi.

Ritu (khushi se): Bhaiya!

Main ne mudkar dekha—Ritu bhi wahan khadi thi, chehre par ek badi si muskaahue

Main (hairani se): Arre, tu bhi aa gayi?

Kirti abhi bhi mujhe ghoor rahi thi, aur Ritu uske peeche muskura rahi thi.

Main thodi si safai dene ki koshish mein tha, par lag raha tha yeh dono chhoti behnein mujhe aasani se chhodne wali nahi.

Ritu (shikayat bhari lekin mazak mein): Baat mat kijiye, bhaiya! Aapko gift na dena pade, isliye phone par bhi “Happy Diwali” wish nahi kiya!

Main (pyar se): Arre, aisa nahi hai, meri ladliyon! Mujhe laga tum hi apne is bhai ko bhool gayi ho, pehle ki tarah!

Kirti (gusse se, par thodi si nautanki ke saath): Ae, Mr.! Zyada mat bolo! Ek toh humein hurt hua, aur upar se dikhawa kar rahe ho ki aapko hurt hua hai? Aap toh ekdum baakiyon ki tarah ho—bas dikhawa karte ho!

Main ne Ritu ki taraf dekha aur aankh maar ke ishara kiya.

Main: Ritu, zara idhar aana.Ritu hasti hui mere paas aayi, uske chehre par sharaarat bhari muskaan thi.

Ritu: Bolo, bhaiya!

Main (uske kaan mein dheere se): Iska koi boyfriend toh nahi bana na wahan?

Ritu (dheere se, has ke): Pata nahi, bhaiya!Kirti ne humein ghoorte hue dekha aur chillayi:

Kirti: Tum dono kya kusur-pusur kar rahe ho?

Tabhi Komal ne bich mein se awaaz lagayi, apne haathon mein thali sambhalte hue

Komal: Suno toh Dev Jao, mithai le aao! Pata nahi abhi tak kahan reh gaya!I

tne mein Janu bhi aayi, apni saari thik karti hui. Uska chehra thoda sa nervous tha, par woh khubsurat lag rahi thi.

Janu: Yeh thik lag rahi na? Maaji ko pasand toh aayegi na?

Main (mazak se): Ekdum maal lag rahi ho, sexy!Woh sharma ke muskura di, par sab has pade.

Masoom ka asar masoom ke wapas aane se ghar ka mahaul badal gaya tha.

Normal logon ke liye sab pehle jaisa lag raha tha—Diwali ka jashn, hasi-mazak, aur pyar bhari baatein. Par Masoom ki wajah se kuch badlav aaye the. Janu aur Komal ka shaadi ka program khul gaya tha, jo pehle ruk gaya tha. Lekin jinke paas “powers” the, woh jaan sakte the ki Masoom ke saath kuch bada hua tha. Uski puri kahani baad mein khulegi, par abhi ke liye, yeh ek raaz tha jo sirf dil ke kone mein chhupa tha.

Edhar ek hungamaMain abhi sab ke saath drawing room mein tha. Riccha mere paas aayi, haathon mein sindoor ki chhoti si dibbi pakde hue.

Riccha (sharma ke): zara yeh laga dijiye na.

Maine sindoor liya aur uske maathe par laga diya. Woh muskura ke chali gayi.

Komal (jaldi se): Mujhe bhi!Janu bhi kuch bolne wali thi, par maine haath utha ke roka.

Main: Ek minute, sabko laga doonga! Room mein aa jana. Par pehle saaman le aata hoon. Aur haan, meri gudiya ko ignore kyun kar rahe ho tum sab

Tabhi peeche se Devika aayi

Usne Komal ko godi mein utha liya aur usse pyar se chhedne lagi. Komal hasne lagi, aur ghar ka mahaul ekdum hasi-mazak se bhar gaya.

Devika (Komal ke gaal kheenchte hue): Meri gudiya ko kaun ignore karega, haan

Ghar mein Diwali ka mahaul poore josh par tha. Rang-birangi roshniyan, mithaiyon ki thaliyan, aur bacchon ki chahak—sab kuch ek perfect festive vibe de raha tha. Par andar, meri chhoti behnein Kirti aur Ritu mujhe apne sawalon se tang kar rahi thi, aur Devika unki taang kheechne mein koi kasar nahi chhod rahi thi.

Masoom ka wapas aana abhi bhi ek chhupa raaz tha, par ghar ka yeh drama is pal ko aur mazedaar bana raha tha.

Kirti (hairani se): Yahan ho kya raha hai yeh sab?

Ritu (muh khol ke, utsaah mein): Haan, bhaiya, bataiye na!

Main (mazak se): Secret yahi tak rakho, pagalon! Yeh sab teri bhabhiyan hain!

Kirti aur Ritu (ek saath, shock mein): Kya?! Kya?!

Devika ne yeh sunte hi ek thodi si sharaarat bhari hasi chhodi aur boli

Devika: Araam se, abhi warna tere bhaiya ka diwala nikal jayega Diwali ke din!Ritu ne chehra tedha kiya, jaise usse kuch samajh nahi aa raha ho.

Ritu: Par humein bataya kyun nahi kisi ne?

Tabhi B Chachi drawing room mein aayi, apni chunni sambhalte hue, aur unki awaaz mein thodi si sakhti thi.

B Chachi: Kisne kya nahi bataya?

Kirti (jaldi se sambhalte hue): Kuch nahi, Maa! Bas yahi ki main yahan aa gayi, aapne kisi ko bataya hi nahi!

B Chachi (has ke): Arre, abhi toh aayi hai! Kya nagade-dhol bajwa doon.

Main ne Chachi ki taraf dekha aur muskura diya.

Main: Kyun gussa ho, Chachi? Chalo, Kirti, hum bahar chalte hain.

Ritu (jhat se): Aur main?

Main (pyar se): Tu bhi chal, meri gudiya!

Ghar ke gate se nikalte hi ek ajeeb si hulchul dikhi. Kaafi log ek taraf jaate hue nazar aaye, jaise koi bada tamasha ho raha ho. Hawa mein patakhon ki awaaz thi, par is bheed ka kuch aur hi maza tha.

Kirti (hairani se): Kya hua hai, bhaiya? Yahan itni bheed kyun?

Main (mazak mein): Shayad koi aaya hoga. Tujhe pata hai na, gaon ke log haathi dekhne ke liye bhi aise hi bhaagte hain! Ya koi badi-badi car mein Salman Khan aaya hoga!

Ritu (utsaah se): Par bhaiya, yeh toh kuch zyada hi bheed hai!

Main (sochte hue): Haan, chal, dekhte hain kya tamasha hai. Waise, mama ke ghar maza aaya ki nahi?

Kirti (naak sikod ke): Ghanta maza aaya!

Ritu (chillate hue): Kirti!

Kirti (sharma ke): Sorry, sorry, bhaiya!

Main has pada.

Kirti ki yeh sharaarat aur Ritu ka usse chhedna—yeh dono meri zindagi ka woh hissa thi jo hamesha dil ko sukoon deta tha. Par bheed ka yeh hungama mujhe thoda bechain kar raha tha.

 

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Part 2 Update 15

Main (Kirti aur Ritu se, mazak mein): Chalo, koi baat nahi. Waise, wahan kuch nahi tha kya? Ya koi ladka mil gaya jiske chakkar mein tumhe kuch aur dikha hi nahi

Kirti ne dheere se sar hila ke “nahi-nahi” karna shuru kiya, par uski aankhon mein ek sharaarat thi.

Kirti (sharma ke): Nahi, bhaiya, aisa kuch nahi!

Main (has ke): Haan, par samne toh kuch interesting log dikh rahe hain.Chalo, dekhte hain.

Maine dono ko apne saath le liya aur bheed ke bich se aage badha. Wahan, ek jagah par log ek gol ghera banaye khade the, aur bich mein ek scene chal raha tha jo mujhe turant hi alert kar gaya.

Bheed ke bich ek banda khada tha—lamba, handsome, aur uski personality mein ek ajeeb si intensity thi. Uski shakal mujhe Hollywood ke kisi hero jaisi lagi. Maine ek pal mein uska biodata dimag mein feed kar liya: Yeh toh Tom Cruise jaisa lag raha hai! Code name—Hunt... oops, Ethan Hunt!Par yeh koi film star nahi tha. Is bande ka naam tha Ethan, aur uske saath ek aur aadmi tha—Rohan Verma. Dono kisi gahri baat mein lage the, aur unki awaaz mein ek sakhti thi jo mujhe laga ki yeh koi chhota-mota kaam nahi kar rahe.

Ethan (Rohan se, sakht awaaz mein): Kahan le aaye ho yeh? Kya yahi rehta hai woh, Upar se in logon ne rasta gher rakha hai!

Rohan Verma (thodi si bechaini ke saath): Yaar, bata do, yahan koi Rajput family hai jo Delhi se aayi hai?

Madan (ek local aadmi, thodi si hichkichahat ke saath): Sahab, aise nahi batayenge hum. Pehle kaam batayein aap.

Rohan Verma (gusse se): Sab saale bekar hain yahan!

Ethan (sakhti se): Agar woh nahi mila, toh jo hum nahi karte, woh bhi karna padega!

Rohan Verma (mazak mein): Hehe, sir, commanders bula loon? Ya special forces? Hawa mein uda denge usse!

Ethan (has ke): Abe, 20-22 saal ka banda kya kar sakta hai? Zyada se zyada mere aadmi usse doodh lenge, Aaj is gaon ko nayi Diwali dikha doonga, agar usne woh map nahi diya jismein liquid cellphones ka address hai!

Rohan Verma (thodi si chinta ke saath): Isse personal na banao toh accha hai.

Ethan (sakht awaaz mein): Mere 5 agents mar gaye isme, aur tu kehta hai personal mat bana?! Ek tera agent yahan chup kar baitha hai, aur in logon ko cars ke paas se hatao!Uske baad woh dono wahan se nikal gaye, par mere dimag mein ek toofan uth raha tha.

Yeh “liquid cellphones” kya hai? Aur yeh log kisi 20-22 saal ke bande ko kyun dhoondh rahe hain? Ek-ek ghar bhi toh check kar sakte the, fir mera naam kyun le rahe the....

Maine Kirti aur Ritu ko apne sharir se ekdam chipka rakha tha, matlab itna daba rakha tha ki saans bhi mushkil se aa rahi thi unki. Kya karu, unko dekhte hi maine jhat se ek diwar ki side le li aur chup gaya tha, jaise koi chor hoon! Dil zor-zor se dhadak raha tha, aur dimag mein ek hi baat ghoom rahi thi – yeh kya scene chal raha hai, bhai..

Kirti ne ekdam se chillaya, “Bhaiya, hatao na! Dard ho raha hai, yaar!”

Maine jaldi se haath hata liya aur sorry bolte hue poocha, “Arre, chot toh nahi lagi na?”

Dhyan se dekha toh dono, Kirti aur Ritu, lambi-lambi saansein le rahi thi, jaise marathon bhaag ke aayi hon. Unki saansein itni tez thi ki mujhe laga, yeh dono toh abhi faint hi ho jayengi!

Par tabhi, mere dimag mein ek bilkul bakwaas khayal aaya – kya Ritu ke hoth chus lu? Arre, yeh kya soch raha hoon main! Jhat se dimag ko jhatka diya, jaise koi bandar mere dimaag mein disco kar raha ho.Maine idhar-udhar dekha, koi tha nahi. Phir socha, yeh kya ho gaya yaar?

Shayad Shikha ke chakkar mein zyada hyper ho gaya hoon. Maine aankhein band ki, ek lambi saans li, aur phir aankhein kholi, soch ke ki ab sab normal hi dikhega, jaise log aksar dekhte hain. Par kya dekhta hoon? Mera ghar hi gayab! Matlab, ghar toh tha hi nahi waha! Dil ekdam se dhasak gaya. Yeh kya jaadu ho gaya? Maine toh koi jaadu-voodoo kiya nahi, aur agar koi karta bhi toh pata toh chalta, na?Tabhi, achanak mere haathon mein kuch ajeeb sa ehsaas hua. Samne dekha toh ek haath Kirti ki kamar par tha aur doosra Ritu ki kamar par!

Arre, yeh kya ho raha hai? Maine jhat se haath kheenche aur poocha, “Arre, yeh kya kar rahi ho tum dono? Mera haath waha kyun rakha?

Ritu ne badi masoomiyat se kaha, “Kaisa haath? Kya hua, bhaiya? Aapko toh badi garmi lag rahi hai, chalo yaha se!”Ab mujhe laga, bas ab toh mohini aa gayi hai..

Kyuki uski aadat thi na, pehle jab mujhe nahi paa pati thi, toh kisi ke bhi sharir mein ghus ke pata nahi kya-kya karti thi. Par phir socha, nahi yaar, shayad mera hi haath galti se chala gaya hoga. Dil ko yeh samjha ke maine apne aap ko thodi shanti di.Phir hum teeno Madan ki dukaan par pahunch gaye.

Maine poocha, “Kya ho babua, abhi tak nahi bani kya?”

Madan ne badi chill vibe mein jawab diya, “Bas ho gawa, bhaiya! Kuch log toke puchat rahana, par koi kuch nahi baataylas.”

Maine thodi jaldi dikhate hue kaha, “Arre, jaldi bhejwa do, da!”Waha se nikal ke thodi door aaya toh Ritu ne mujhe rok liya.

“Bhaiya, mujhe ek acchi si dress leni hai,” usne kaha, “Sab nayi-nayi dresses le li hain, main yaha aa gayi, par sidhe se nahi le paayi. Chalo na, Magic City chalte hain!”

Kirti, excited and impatient, was like, “Haan bhaiya, chalo na!”

Maine thodi si hichkichahat ke saath kaha, “Thik hai baba, chalta hoon, par pehle koi sunsaan jagah chalte hain. Yaha koi dekh lega toh problem ho jayegi!”

Hum teeno gaon se thodi door nikal gaye, waha jaha charo taraf sannata tha, bas thodi si hawa ke sarsaraahat thi.

Maine dono ko dekha aur kaha, “Chalo ab, haath pakdo mera, yaha se chalte hain.”

Dono ne jhat se mera haath pakad liya, itna tight ki laga jaise meri haddiyan crush ho jayengi! Maine socha, ab toh gayab hone ka time hai, chalo magic dikhate hain. Par kitna bhi try kiya, kuch nahi hua! Main wahi khada tha, ekdam visible, bilkul bhi gayab nahi ho raha tha. Yeh kya bakwaas hai?

Kirti ne badi utavli si awaaz mein poocha, “Kya hua bhaiya? Gayab kyun nahi ho rahe?”

Maine sar khujate hue kaha, “Pata nahi yaar, yaha kuch hai jo mujhe rok raha hai. Koi ajeeb si energy lag rahi hai.”

Ritu ne, thodi si irritation ke saath, taunt maara, “Aap bhi na, bhaiya! Agar jana nahi hai toh bas bol do, yeh drama kyun?”

Maine usko jhat se rokte hue kaha, “Shhh! Chup kar, ekdam shhh!”Kirti, ab thodi jhalli hote hue, boli, “Oho, bhaiya, bas bhi karo na! Hum bache nahi hain, yeh kya shh-shh laga rakha hai?”

Maine gusse mein, par dheere se kaha, “Bola na, chup ekdam! Kuch samajh nahi aa raha, thodi si khamoshi rakho!”Tabhi, achanak mausam badalne laga. Hawa tez ho gayi, aur charo taraf ek ajeeb sa sannata chha gaya, jaise koi horror movie ka scene shuru hone wala ho.

Kirti ka chehra ekdam se safed pad gaya, aur usne darrte hue kaha, “Bhaiya, yeh sab kya ho raha hai? Yeh jagah toh thik nahi lag rahi!”Maine phir se usko chup karaya, “Shhh! Ekdam chup!” Par ab Kirti bhi darr ke maare thodi si chidchidi ho gayi thi.

Usne jor se kaha, “Bhaiya, yeh kya? Aap yeh mama-banana band karo, mujhe sachme darr lag raha hai!”Maine dono ko ghoorte hue kaha, “Mera haath mat chhodna, samjhi? Chahe kuch bhi ho, haath tight pakde rakhna!”

Dono ne mere haath aur bhi jor se pakad liye, jaise unki jaan meri mutthi mein ho.

Par tabhi, achanak mujhe apne gaal par kuch garm sa, chipchipa sa mehsoos hua. Maine haath lagaya, aur dekha toh... khoon! Mera gaal se khoon beh raha tha, bina kisi wajah ke!

Ritu ka chehra dekhte hi banta tha – woh toh darr ke maare kaanp rahi thi. Usne haklate hue kaha, “Bhaiya... aapke gaal... yeh khoon... yeh kya ho raha hai?!”

 

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Part 2

Update 16



Maine jaldi se Kirti aur Ritu ko chillaya, “Arre, haath mat chhodna! Pakde raho, zor se!” Par tabhi, ekdam se woh saamne aa khadi hui – Mithaliya! Jaise koi bhootni hawa mein se tapak padi ho. Kirti aur Ritu usko dekhte hi darr ke maare thar-thar kaanpne lagi, unki saansein jaise band ho gayi thi. Mithaliya – woh chaar chudailon mein se ek, jiski wajah se mujhe apna kavach taiyaar karna pada tha. Woh mere bilkul paas aayi, aur uske aane ke saath hi ek sarsarati awaaz sunayi di – siiippp siiipp, jaise koi saanp apna funn nikaal raha ho. Usne ekdam se apne teekhe, lambe nakhun mere gaal mein ghusa diye, aur dard se meri cheekh muh mein hi reh gayi.

Mithaliya ne shaitani hasi ke saath kaha, “Toh tu hai woh, jo meri maut likhne chala tha, haan?”

Main chup raha. Mujhe pata tha – yeh chudail koi saadhaaran nahi. Isko vardaan mila hai: jo bhi iske saamne pehle bolega, woh jaal ke khaak ho jayega, chahe kitna bhi bada sher kyun na ho. Par ab meri sabr ki deewar dhadak rahi thi.

Mithaliya ne mujhe chedte hue kaha, “Kya re, haseenaon ke jaan! Bol na kuch, ya darr gaya?”

Maine gusse se uski aankhon mein dekha aur kaha, “Kyun aayi hai yaha, saali?”

Woh ek gandi, shaitani hasi ke saath boli, “Arre, suna hai tu woh chikna munda hai jiske peeche ladkiyan pagal hain. Socha, ek baar dekh hi loon. Tu toh sach mein bada kamaal hai, re!”

Maine uska mazak udate hue kaha, “Bas, mera chikna-pan dekhne aayi hai kya, chudail?”

Mithaliya ne ek gandi si smirk di aur boli, “Suna hai, tere saath sone ka maza hi kuch aur hai, re.”

Mera khoon khaul gaya. Maine gusse mein kaha, “In dono ko jaane de, fir jo bolna hai bol lenge, tu aur main!”

Par woh kaha maan-ne wali thi. Usne ek teekhi hasi maari aur kaha, “Nahi re, yeh dono bhi mere saath thodi si masti karengi!”

Bas, ab meri sabr ki seema toot gayi. Maine usko dhamkate hue kaha, “Ek aur shabd nikala na, toh yahi teri chutney bana dunga!” Aur Kirti-Ritu ki taraf ghoorte hue chillaya, “Tum dono, ekdam chup raho!”

Tabhi, Mithaliya ne apne nakhun Kirti ke hothon par pherne shuru kiye. Yeh dekh ke mera dimag ekdam garam ho gaya.

Maine Kirti aur Ritu ka haath chhoda aur jhat se Mithaliya ka haath pakad liya. Uske chehre ke paas apna muh le jaake maine gusse se kaha, “Ek baar mein samajh nahi aata kya, saali?”

Mithaliya ne mere badan ko upar se neeche tak ek'gandi nazar se ghoota aur boli, “Teri yeh khushboo… ufff, kya baat hai! Bilkul alag hai, re!” Aur phir, usne ekdam se mera… argh, mera lund pakad liya!

Woh hasi aur boli, “Arre, yeh toh pura janwar hai, re!”

Kirti aur Ritu dono neeche dekh rahi thi, darr aur sharm se kaanpte hue. Mithaliya ne unki taraf dekha aur kaha, “Dekho na, yeh saanp kaise machal raha hai, kisi gufa mein ghusne ke liye tadap raha hai!”

Maine dono ko zor se chillaya, “Iske baaton par kaan mat do, samjhi?”

Mithaliya ne phir shaitani ki aur boli, “Ab tum dono bol sakti ho, chalo, thodi masti ho jaye!”

Maine gusse se uski taraf dekha aur kaha, “Agar main tujhe maar sakta, toh abhi teri khaatam katha khatam kar deta!”

Woh zor se hasne lagi, “Haan, maar na mujhe! Main toh keh rahi hoon, maar do, re!”

Ab mujhe laga, yeh pyar se toh manegi nahi. Maine usko zor se pakad liya, uske baal kheench ke uska chehra apne paas laya. Mithaliya ne maze lete hue kaha, “Arre, aur tez daba na, re! Ek hazaar saal baad aisa mard mila hai jo mere kabil hai!”

Maine uske kaan ke paas dheere se kaha, “Main janta hoon, tujhe meri shaktiyon ka milan chahiye apni shaktiyon se, saali.”

Mithaliya ne ek chalak si smile di aur boli, “Bada tez hai tu, re.”

Bas, ab maine aur der nahi ki. Maine chhutki bajayi, aur ekdam se Kirti aur Ritu ek ped se bandh gayi. Unki aankhon par patti bandh gayi, taaki woh yeh tamasha na dekh sakein. Kirti aur Ritu chillane lagi, “Bhaiya! Bhaiya!”

Maine unko dhamkaya, “Chup raho dono, aur wahi raho jaha ho!”

Ritu ke man mein khayal aaya, “Yeh bhaiya ki awaaz ko kya ho gaya? Itni alag kyun lag rahi hai?”

Ab maine Mithaliya ke kapde faad diye, uske baal pakad ke peeche kheench liye, aur uske kaan ko apne daanton se kaat liya. Mithaliya cheekh uthi, “Arre, jahil kahi ka! Aram se kar na!”

Maine usko ghoorte hue kaha, “Chup, chudail kahi ki! Waise, tera yeh badan… doodh jaisa hai ab bhi, saali!”

Mithaliya ne ek shaitani hasi di aur phir se mera lund pakad liya. Usne kaha, “Iske liye toh khubsurati chahiye hoti hai, re!”

Bas, ab meri sabr ki deewar poori tarah toot gayi. Maine uski jacket par haath rakha aur ek jhatke mein faad di. Uski chhati ke nipple mere saamne khule the, aur maine unko apni ungliyon mein zor se daba diya. Mithaliya cheekh uthi, “Aaaah! Marega kya, re?!”

Maine usko gusse se ghoora aur kaha, “Haan, teri chut aaj main maar hi dalunga! Bahut garmi chadh gayi hai tujhme!”

Woh hasi aur boli, “Arre, pyar se chodega kya, janwar?”

Maine uska mazak udaya, “Tujhe pyar se kaha chahiye, saali? Teri yeh chhuchiyan dekh, kitni kadak hain!” Maine usko palat diya, uski ek chhuchi ko muh mein bhar liya, chusne laga, kaatne laga. Ek haath uski gaand par gaya, doosra uski chut par. Uska badan ekdam tap raha tha, jaise koi bhaatti ho.

Mithaliya siski lete hue boli, “Aaaah, kutte! Yeh kya kar raha hai?!”

Maine ek ungli uski gaand mein daal di – saali, itni tight thi ki meri ungli ko jaise chus rahi ho! Maine usse kaha, “Bol na, maza aa raha hai na, saali?”

Mithaliya, dard aur maze ke masti mein, boli, “Arre, apna lund toh ghusa na, usi ke liye toh aayi hoon!”

Maine uski chut se haath hataya, uske muh mein ungli daal di, uska muh khulwaya. Phir uski jeebh ko ungli se pakad ke kheench liya aur apne hothon se uski jeebh chusne laga. Aur tabhi, neeche se maine apna lund ek zor ke jhatke mein uski chut mein pel diya.

Mithaliya ki cheekh nikal gayi, “Aaaahhh!” Uska badan ekdam kamp utha, jaise koi bijli ka jhatka laga ho. Woh chilati rahi, par uski awaaz mein ab dard ke saath ek ajeeb sa maza bhi ghoom raha tha.

Waha ped se bandhi Kirti aur Ritu, aankhon par patti bandhe, chupchap sab sun rahi thi, darr aur hairani ke maare. Main janta tha – yeh jung ab sirf meri aur Mithaliya ki thi, par iska anjaam kya hoga, yeh toh waqt hi batayega.

Maine usko ghoorte hue chillaya, “Ab kyun cheekh rahi hai, kutiya?!”

Mithaliya, siskiyaan lete hue, boli, “Saale, chudail hoon toh kya? Hoon toh aurat! Meri chut koi bhosada nahi ki tera yeh lohe ka lund ghusaa dega aur… mmm!”

Yeh sunte hi mera gussa aur bhadak gaya. Maine usko ek thappad maara aur tezi se dhakke lagate hue usko aur zor se chodna shuru kiya. Dil mein soch raha tha, Saala, life ho toh aisi, par yeh kambakht aaram se chudne kyun nahi deti?

Par tabhi, pichhe se kuch log aa ke khade ho gaye. Maine socha, Yeh ab kya naya drama hai? Mithaliya ne unki taraf dekha aur chillayi, “Kutto, bhaag jao yaha se! Warna sabko khaak kar dungi, haramiyon ki aulaad!”

Maine, dhakke lagate hue, usko dhamkaya, “Tu inhe kuch nahi karegi, samjhi? Bas apna maza le, main sambhal lunga inko!”

Pichhe mud ke dekha toh mere chehre par ek mask aa chuka tha – jaise koi jaadu chal raha ho. Aur waha khade the woh log – Hunt ke team wale! Hunt, Aliza, Bob, Rax, Maxy, Rosley, aur Drax – sab mujhe ghoor rahe the.

Hunt ne, mujhe taunt marte hue kaha, “Toh tu hai woh joker, haan? Aur yeh teri saukh hai?”

Maine, bina rukte hue, jawab diya, “Ab tere liye apna kaam nahi chhod sakta, bhai!”

Mithaliya, dard aur maze ke beech chilati rahi, “Uuuuhhh! Maaa… shiii… meri chut! Aram se kar na, janwar!”

Maine un logo ki taraf ek teekhi nazar daali – Saalon, team mein ladki laane ki kya zarurat thi? Par maine unhe ignore kiya aur apna kaam jari rakha, Mithaliya ko aur tezi se pelte hue.

 

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