Incest DEV THE HIDDEN POWER

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Update - 174

Mai deepika ko dubara kabhi mere samanai naa aane ko kah kar ghar aa gaya jada wakht laga bhi nahi mujhe gaye hue

Mai - aarre pari tuh gayi nahi abhi yaha

sai

Pari - nahi warana sab nicche aapko puchate toh kaya kahti Mai

Mai - acha waise aaj bahut kush dhik rahi hai tuh

Pari - aacha aisa kyu lag raha hai

Mai - kaya pata mujhe bus khilli hui lag rahai hai

Pari - acha aap bhi shuhagraat ki khushi mai chamak rahe ho

Mai - nahi nahi suhagraat kaa time nahi hai abhi

Tabhi bathroom sai masoom aakar waha khadi ho gayi

Mai picche hotte hue - are baby tum yaha

Masoom takiya fhekate hue - baby ke bache yeh loo

Mai takiya pakadate hue - nahi nahi mera woh matalab nahi tha mai bus pari ko taal raha tha

Masoom - jaoo akele manao mere pass bhi mat anna samjhe mai esshare sai pari ko bhar jaane ko kahata hu

Woh jaane lagati hai

Masoom - tuh kahaa chali

Pari - maa ki awwaz ayyi hai sayad koi kaam ho

Woh gate khol kar chali gayi

Masoom bhi gate ki taraf gayi

Maine usse piche sai pakad liya

Masoom - chhodo naa dekhu toh kaya kaam hai niche

Maine usse diwal sai laga diya aur usski garadan ko chumani laga

Masoom - aahhhh kaya karte ho aap bhi koi aa jaayega

Maine hath uper kar ke kunda laga diya

Aur usske pith par sai sadi ko hataya aur uss par ungali ghumani laga

Masoom ki taange kaapnai lagi jasse vibration mod par ho

Maine usske blouse ki thread halke sai kholi aur halke sai hoth uski pith par

rakh diye

Abb masoom ki jabani

Dev ke hoto jaa garam saparsh mere tan badan mai aag laga raha tha

Mai rokana toh cahati thi par rok nahi paa rahi thi

Unhonai nai ek mere pet par rakh diya

Ohhh maa unke chipaknai sai mere jawani bhadal uthi har baar kaa aur aaj kaa nasha kuch aur tha unka har ek saparsh mujhe jaise orgasam de raha tha unkii ungliya meri naabhi Mai aur unke hoth mere kaano Mai halchal macha rahe the

Aisa maine aaj tak feel nahi kiya tha woh mere kaano ko garami diye jaa rahe the diye jaa rahe the mujhsai raha nahi gaya Mai ghum gayi aur unke hotho ko apne hotho mai kas liya

Woh toh jaisse yehi cahate the mere jeeb ko woh asse chichane lagi jaasse

kitani mithhi hooo..

Khat khat

Saloni - arre masoom kaha rah gayi niche sab aaye chal jaldi

Yeh ladaki kabhi nahi sudharegi ek toh maine esse apni sautan banaaya ki kaam sai mera toh sath de par yeh mere haatho mei ahi mere hotho mai aaye dev ko chhudawa rahi hai

Abb vapas Dev as mai

Saloni - are baaba aa naa

Maine unn sai kiss todi

Massom - chal maii aayi

Saloni - acha dev kaha hai

Masoom - woh abhi bahar hi hai

Saloni - arre pari nai toha kaha uper hai

Masoom - haa sayad bathroom mai ho kaya kaam hai

Saloni - k...kuch nahi cahal aa jaa jaldi

Masoom - yeh aapki saloni bhaut sarati hai dekh rahe ho naa

Mai - haa tum chipki nahi ki yeh aa gayi hatani

Masoom - aane de par aaj raat mai aur aap honge bus

Saloni - are kaya karani lagi hai

Mai tezz sai - aarre masoom jaldi jaao naa dekho yeh kyu bula rahi hai aur ha

jara gate band hi karti jana

Woh chali gayi aur maine gate band kar liya aur jakar kidaki ke pass beth gaya

asaan laga kar aur apna dahyaan lagani laga

Bhaut der ke baad mera dhyaan laga aur vapas meri maa mujhe dhikahyi di

Par aaj unke sath koi aur bhi tha

Mai unnke pass gaya toh mera pita ji the Arjun rajput

Arjun - aa gaye barkhudaar

Mai unnke pair chu kar - paranam pita ji

Arjun - barkhudaar tum toh bhaut baade samarat ban rahe ho yaha par hum tumhari maa ko shukhi nahi rakh paaye aur tum etane saari bacchiyo ke jindagi ko daav par laga rahe ho

Sumitra - aap bhi chup karye

Arjun - sumitra mai pehale bhi kah chuka hu ki esski zindagi mai kissi kaa naa hona hi behtar hai jitana yeh dur rahega sabsai utana thik hoga par yeh kudh plan bana ke esse darati aa gaya b aur dekho aaj etne riste bana chuka hai yeh ki abb yeh ghut ghut ke marega

Sumitra - bus bhut ho gaya hai aapka jis sach ko maine chupani ke liye apni

jaan de di hai usse aaj kyu ched diya aap nai

Mai - maa aap aise naa bole mujhe pata hai yeh mera tisra janam haia ur pehale janam kaa mai dab janata hu aap aise naa dare aur naa soche

DONO LOG CHAUK GAYE

Mai - haa abb aap log chinata naa kare jaldi hi aap logo ko bhi dharti loak laane kaa rasata dudh lunga mai

 

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UPDATE 175

Saayad mai dhyaan mei etna kho gaya ki

Mai soo gaya tha pitaji ki baato par

mujhe bhaut jada ghussa tha bhaut jada hi bina soche kuch bhi bolate hai

Aakhir mai jaga toh suabh ho gayi thi aur masoom mere bagal mai soo rahi thi

Mai uske gaalo ko chua Uske gaal

thande the

Woh mere chutte hi jaag gayi

Masoom - aaawwwuu aarre aap jaag gaye kaya

Mai - tum royi ho naa

Msoom apne gaal chute hue - nnnn nahiii........ tohhhh

Mai usskee gaal pakade - sorry Mai sadhana mai soo gyaa pata naa chala

Masoom - Mai pheli aisi suhagan hu joh apni shuagraat ko soo gayi

Mai kaan pakadata hua - maafi maafi hujur aur shugraat hai mujhe bhi bata deti mai kaahe hi sota

Masoom - haa haa aab toh bahala loo mujhe yaha biwi doodh lekar enhe hila rahihai aur yeh soo rahe hai

Mai usski jhaang par haath rakahata hua - arre baba kaya hua aaj bhi toh raat hogi naa

Masoom - jaane do mujhe aapsai kuch

nahi caahiye apna din raat soote raho

Phiche sai saloni aati hu - aaee kyaa baat aaj uthana nhi hai kya

Mai - aap yaha tumnai gate bhi khulaa chhod diyaa

Saloni - arre mere pati dev kam sai kam aisa toh mat kahiye

Mai - aree aap bhi mano gi nahi

Saloni - jab tak aap tum nahi kahenge

mai nahi manati

Masoom - aare bol bhi do naa fhere lete hue toh goad mai utha liya tha

Abbe maine yeh kab kiya

Mai - aacha saloni jaara ek kadak chai laao aur yeh meri jaban kaa koi kuch karo yaa tum log adat daal lo jaise pehele thaa waise hi bolunga warna mera dimag kaa fuse ghumata rehta abb aisa toh nahi naa ki meri aur behan nahi hai koi toh adjust karo jaan

Saloni has kar - ji thik hai abhi laayi yuh gayi yuh aayi

Woh bhaag gayi

Masoom - waise mera toh thik ess par kaya jaadu kiya tumnai mujhe lagta yeh janam kaa hisab naa hota tab bhi tumhari diwani hoti

Mai - ussi sai puch lena mai kaya janu

Janu bathroom sai aati hui - aap kasse jaan jaate ho

Mai - aree yeh kaise shugraat thi bhai gate khula subah samne meri didi aa rahi saamen sorry tumhari sautan ek bathrrom sai nikal rahi

Janu - bus bus bolo mat ek toh soo rahe aur baate bana rahe abb

Mai - woh tum kaya keh rahi ki mao kaise janata hu bus apna apna hai payaar karne kaa tarika

Masoom - bana kise rahe ho meri besty koo

Janu - aur kal raat bahar sooyi hai kaya aage ekdum normal

Masoom - nahi nahi wohhhhh...

Woh mujhe dekhnai lagi

Mai usski kamar ko pakad kar apni taraf khicha - aree janu chedo mat waise hi

bichari nai bhaut saha hai

Janu - haa tum sorry aap ho bhi bilkul janwar kitana hard karate ho

Masoom - tujhe bada pata hai

Janu - haa ennke haatho Mai hi jaadu hai par lag nahi raha ki kuch hua kahi tuh dar toh naa gayi naa

Masoom ko bhaut bura lag raha tha ohh

thanks saloni aa gayi

Saloni - aree janu tum yaha chaloo sab chaii pite hai

Janu - chai with husband

Saloni mujhe chai dete hue aakh marati hai

Mai - acha tum sab yaha ho toh ek baat karnai hai

Saloni - essssssss boliyee naaa

Dono has padi

Mai - saloni bus bhi naa tum toh ekdum badal gayi ho

Janu sip lete hue - aayee haayee mai mar jaawa enki awazo sai mera mood ban raha tha

Masoom meri jhaang par haath rakahte hu - uuuufffffff yeh chai kitani garam

hai

Aree baap ree yeh sab subah subah chaluu bc maine kaya kar liya hai

Saloni man mai - ohhh dev kabtak dur rakhoge tumahre pass aate hi man machanai lagata hai

Janu man mai - abb masoom kaa ho gaya aabb meri baari

Mai chai table par rakhi aur bhaag liya bathroom mei

Bus mujhe hasani ki aawaj aayi

Masoom - kaya yaar saloni tujhe bethe hue acche naa lage kaya

Saloni dheere sai - meri baat suno dhyaan sai enko jada kisi chiz ki tenstion mat dena kal pari nai bataya ki piche ki baato sai thoda bahut pareshan hai unka dimag dekha nahi soch mai pade rehate hai

Janu - haa baat toh sahi keh rahi ho

Masoom - yeh sadhana mai puri raat esse bethe rahe bhaut hialaya par nahi uthe aur mai soo gayi mujhe pata hai yeh jarur kahi gaye hone aur yaade bhi chupa di sadhana ki enko taaki kuch bhi pata naa chale hume aur hum paresha ho

Saloni - maine bhi ess liye aate hi majak karna chalu kiya woh aa rahe baate karo

Janu - kaya yaar kal tuh toh soo gayi

Saloni maathe par haath rakh kar - arre yaar masoom yeh kaya kiya tune

Masoom - Mai kaya karu ess mai dekho aa gaye

Mai - i am sorry yeh meri galati hai

Masoom - bus bhi kariye aap mere saath the yahi bhaut hai mere liye

Mai - aacha tum sab kuch jakar kaam karoo mai milunga baad mei

Janu - koi preshani hai kaya

Mai - nahi bus assi hi waise kaya tum sab hamesha mera saath dogi

Sab - kayamat ke baad bhi

Tabhi picche sai mere ek aur jaan bhi aa gayi

Komal - haa uske baad bhi aise picha naa chhodenge hum

Mai samajh gaya yeh sab naa mera pagal bana rahi hai sab bhar hi hai

Mai - sab andar aa jaaoo chup chaap samjhazi aur meri biwiyoo ki cricket team aa gayi anndar

Pari - arre gate band karoo warana yaha world cup shuru ho jaayega

Neha nai ghusse mei gate band kar diya

Mai - acha toh kaya ho raha hai yaha subah subah

Devika - apne pati kaa ashirwaad lena caahiye subah subah

Mai toh hila gaya yeh kaya shikha rahi hai enhe

Devika - sahi toh shikha rah hai

Mai abb mann mai bhi naa socho kaya

Sona - jarurat nahi hai uski abb aap humare aapki soch bhi humari

Mai - haa woh toh hai baat kaya hai

ari - saloni didi batao naa

Saloni apne suit ko ungaliyo mei modani lagi

Mai - mere shrmili saloni abb bologi bhi

Saloni - kaya hai naa hum sabko laal saadi caahiye aapsai shaaadi mai nahi kam sai kam abb toh phen lee

Mai - acha aur kuch cahiye kaya

Neha - haa raat ko milke nahi gaye aap hum sai

Mai - aarre bhaap re etna gussa kyu aur aap maharani ji abhi tak ghussa nahi uatara sab edhar udhar dekhnai lage

Sona nai shikha ko halaka saa hilaya

shikha - hu kaya hua

Mai - baadh aa gayi beh jaao

Shikha nai sunna jaise mere paas aakar mere upper kud gayi aur baaki sab hasani lagi

Mai hairan tha ki yeh sab etan ekjut kaise hai yaha duniya mai toh dusri ki biwi dekhnai par marpit ho jaati hai

sona kuch bolnai waali thi par devika nai haath pakad liya uska

Mai - abb utho kyu ghussa karti ho

Shikaha - naa mai nahi uthani waali bhaut din dur rah li tum sai abb aur nahi

Komal - ess hisab sai mera bhi anna banata hai waha par

Mai - haa kyu nahi aa jaoo par fihal aawaaz suno aur bhaag jaoo

Sabke kaano mei maa ki awwaz gayi toh assi bhagi jasse jalad aa rahi ho

Maine komal ko apne paas betha liya masoom toh thi hi

Komal - kaya karate ho maaji kaya kahengi

Mai - are ruko toh sahi

Maa andar aati hui - dev yaha etnai bhagad kyu machi sab ki sab ek saath niche gayi

Mai - kaya pata maa mai kaya janu

Maa - are masoom beta yaha aaoo

Mai - ruko maa aap yaha akar betho

maa akar mere paas bethi aur apna haath aage kiya

Maa - beta yeh humare khandani kangan hai esse tuh bhau ko pehana yeh humari partha rahi ki humari bhau esse pehangi

Mai - par mom komal

Maa nai uss sai pele mere haath mei woh kangan rak diya

MAINE BHAGWAAN SAI PARATHANA KI SAB THIK HO MAINE YEH SOCHA HI THA KI WOH KANGAN NAA JAANE KITANE KANGAN Mai BADAL GAYE

Kahi jitnai mere biwiya hai utnai toh naa ho gaye hai

Maa - Le beta teri iccha bhi puri ho gayi abb jisko marzi pehana de

Mai has kar fati toh mere bhi rahi thi kahi 11 sai 12 13 naa ho gaye ho..

Mai - kaya maa aise kisi ko thodi pehana dungi

Maa hasi - acha baba dar kyu raha hai

Mai - mai kaha maa aur maa woh ess baar kon jaa raha waha

Masoom komal - kaha

Mai - aree diwali pe humare yaha ek kushti hoti jismai sai har ghar ka ek koi jata hai

Maa - abb tuh ennhe bata mai chalti hu mehmaan bhaut aur kaam bhi bhaut aur waha ess baar tujhe hi jana hai

Maa chali gayi

Mai - acha maa

Komal - kushi mai ladayi kaisi

Mai - aree nahi komal ess kusti kaa yeh samajho ki yeh logo ke liye maje ke maje ho jaate aur roz ki pareshani sai thode din chutti sab ussi ki baato mai lage rehate hai gaav mai yeh sab aam hai

 

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MEGA UPDATE 176

Mai - massom haath do abb yeh pehan lo

Uss nai haath aage kiya

Maine jaise hi usse woh pehanaya kamare mai roshani hone lagi kamara etna jada mehakane laga pucho mat

uska pura sharir chamakanae laga

Masoom - yeh mujhe kaya ho raha hai

Mai naak mai ajjeb si khusboo ghusi mere muhh sai nikal gaaya

Mai - ufff[lambi saasa lete hue ]wwwaaahhhhhhhh......

Maine komal ko dekha woh apne hoth ko kaat rahi thi masoom apni body ko masalani lagi mera shir chakra raha tha

Maine apna shir jahataka aur bola

Mai - tum bahar jaao komal jaldi aur koi bhi mere room mai naa aye

koi bhi

Woh gate khol kar chali gayi

Maine jaldi sai gate band kiya aur pure room mai shield bana di saath hi sab

kuch pack kar diya masoom ke badan sai bhini bhini khusabo nikal rahi thi joh mujhe pagal kar rahi thi masoom jhumati hue mere paas aa gayi aur usne mere hotho ko apne unglio mai daba

ka khicha

Mai - aaahhh kaya kar rahi ho

Masoom - tumhare yovan ko mahasus kar rahi hu

Maine bhi uski nabhi par ungli rakh di

Masoom - essssssshhhhhhhhhh uuummmmhaa kayaa nasha hai tumahre badan ke har ek

ang mei joh mujhe diwana bana rahi hai

Mai - ohh masoom tumhari awwaz kaa jadu mere sharir mei ghus kar halachal kar raha hai jaise koi needle ho

Masoom mere hotho ko jakad leti hai apne hotho meiaaj esske kiss meii alag saa tha sab kuch bilkul naya jaise mithi chasani ko aur mitha kar diya gaya ho

Masoom - dev mere sathano koo dabaoo naa please

Maine usske sathano ko hatho mei jakad liya

Masoom - kaya uuuhhhhhh maaaaa thoda khincho enhe pleasee khincho naaaa enhee

Maine ucche khicha to woh jor se chilaa padi

Mai - kaya hua darad hua naa tumhe

Masoom - nahi apaka ling mere yoni par lag raha hai

Maine nicche dekaha to paaya ki ess yovan ki kushaboo aur usski aag mei kab hamare vastra alag hue pata hi nahi chala

Maine ussko apni baho mei utha liya aur ussko le Jakar palang par lita diya uss nai meri taraf dekaha aur boli

Masoom - swami mujhe alinagan kariiye mera anga thanda pad raha hai aapke anga ke bina

Mai usske uper aa gaya aur usske sathano ko muh meii lee liya.

Masoom - uuuuhhh maaa mai pagal ho jaaungi haaa nikale lijiye enkaa

ras.aaaa..aa...hh..hhh.h.h.h....ha maaaa uumm...mmm..m.m....

Woh mere kamar par apni taange kasani lagi aur usnai apni yoni ko mere garam ling par dabaw banaya toh mera ling usski yoni mei halka saa ghus gaya

Masoom ki aahhh aur sisaiki nikal gayi mujhse bhi ruka nahi gaya aur maine uske najuk sai badan par dabaaw banaya toh mera aadhee sai jada ling uski yoni mei sama gaya

Uski aakho sai ashruoo ki dahara nikalnai lagi par uski yoni aise garam lohe ki tarah thi jisko mera ling jis hisab sai banana caahe nana aur khul jaaye

Maine usske sukh laal lambo ko apne labaoo mei ked kar liya aur halkae halke

apni kamar ko hilata raha jisse mera ling usski yoni mei jaata aur phir bahar

aata phir jaata phir aata phir jaata phir aata phir jaata phir aata ess karan sai uske lab[hoth] kabhi mere paas aate kabhi mere sai dur kyunki uska

upar kaa badan joro sai hil raha tha uske sathan mere seene mei thapki ki tarah taphhhhh tahaappp takara rahe the

Mai bus marta gaya marta gaya marta gaya marta gaya Awaazo kaaa ek alag hii mahol saa baann gaya thaa waha

par...uuuhhhhhhh...aaahhhhhh...aaahhhhh...guuuppppp...ghhuuppp

...sssiiiiii...uuiiiii...mmmaaaaa...aaahhhhh...uuufffff...haaaa shigrah aur shigrah

Pata nahi kaya hua tha unn paloo mei joh mai aur masoom ek bichade hue premi ki tarah mil rahe the hum dono bilkul apni uss bhasaa mei bol rahe the joh hum pichale janam mei prayog karate the

Masoom - aayyye jiii mujhe bhaut jyada dard ho raha hai aap kaa yeh abb aadha nahi puara mere andar jaakar mere rongate kadhe kar raha meri nabhi mei ghor dard mahasus ho raha hai.

Maine haalke sai uske maathe ko chuma aur alag hua pura bister gila ho chuka

jismai uska rakt aur kaam ras thaa mujhe bus etna dhyaan hai mai bus marta jaa raha tha marta jaa rha tha mujhe naa samay kaa pata thaa naa uske kaamras ke nikalne kaa par mera kaamras abhi tak nahi niakala tha

Mai usss sai alag hua toh par maine phir usse apne badalan sai chipaya aur ek

dhake mai usske yoni mei apana ling utar diya

Masoom - haaayeeeee maiiiii .ar gayi yeh kaya kiyaa aaaahhhhhhhhh uiiiii maaa naahiii aaah apar acha lag raha raha hai

Uska kaamras ek baar aur mere ling ko sarabor karani laga

Main dono haath se uski pith ko jakada aur khada ho gaya usne apni jhango ko meri kamar mai lapet liya

Maine ek dhaka maara woh dard sai uper ho gayi aur mera ling nikal gaya uski yoni sai masoom kapate hue labao sai boli

Masoom - nahhhiii aabbb aur naahhhiii sahan kar paayungi aap lagatar dopahar sai meri yoni ko bhedhe jaa rahe hai kille ki tarah

Mai haath sai ling ko seedha kiya aur uper karnai hi wala tha ki woh mujhsai

chipak gayi chick kar jisai mera ling uski yoni me chala gaya aur rakat ki ek

halki si dhaar mere ling sai hoti hui mere andasaaye koo bhigone lagi uske

rakat mei etni garmi thi ki mujhsai bardaasht nahi ho rahi thi maine use

niiche kiya aur phir bola

Mai - bus meri ardhangini bus kuch pal aur sesh hai mai aapke andar apna ansh chodana chahata hu

Masoom nai apni aakhe baand ki aur mujhe chumani lagi usske liye meri taakat ko sambhala namumkin saa hoo raha tha aur mujhsai bhi kyuki yeh meri zindagi kaa sabsai lamba sambhog thaa.

par mujhe thakawat nahi ho rahi thi balki masoom ki jab halki si karah bhi mere kaano mei aati mai aur tezzi sai apana ling usski yoni mei andar bahar karanai lagataaaj ki bhaasa mei kahu toh jaisse ek bhukaa sher aur shernai milee par sher etna jyada taakatwar hai kii shernai bhi usski chudai koo seh nahi paa rahi thi

Maine phir sai usski yoni mei joh ling ghusa uss nai meri garadan ko chatana

shuru kar diya uuuuffffff...kaya baatoo aisa lag raha tha mera ling usski yoni

Mai toh jaa raha par saath saath usske labaoo sai bhi takara raha hai.

Aabbbb aaawaaaje gghuppppp ghhuppp kii jaaagah khat taph taaapph tahaappp kahat kahat thaap thaaapp thapa uuuuuuuuummuuuuhhuhu

Mai - priye kaya tum taiyaar hoo mere kaamras ko apne andar lene ke liyee.

Masooom thaki hui thi par poore josh sai boli

Masoom - haaa bhar dijiye meri yoni ki gaharaiyo koo apne ansh bhare kaam rasss sai

Woh yeh boli hi ki meai jadhh gaya aur woh bhi mai niiche beth gaya aur piche

hokar jamin par let gaya masoom ko apne uper liye

Par mujhe farsh jaisa malum nahi hua par kuch bhii kaho aaj masoom ki joh shakatiya bhar aayi kangan prhnani par kyuki woh kaam yog aur sambhog ke raajya ki vanshi thi pichalejanam Mai jiss sai mujhe kaam yog aur baaki chizoo kaa gayan mila kyuki usska

yahi ansh toh tha jisani mujhe bananai

mei apana yogdaan diya tha

Woh mere senne sai lagi hui soo gayi thi gahari need me

Kuch Ghante baad Khat - khat

Mai - kon hai

Aditi - Mai hu aap kaya kar rahe hai akele abhi tak uthe nahi kaya aayenge

jaldi niche maa ji bula rahi hai aur masoom didi kaha hai

Mai - acha chaloo aata hu woh bhi yehi hai

Chalo Suhagrat Na Sahi Suhagdin ho gaya

Maine masoom ko side mai lita diya aur aur usko sahi kiya aache sai phir tayar hoakar niche aya

Maa - aa gaya beta kitna soota hai aur bhau kaha hai

Mai - woh thoda shir dard hai uska maa usko sone hi do aap log

Maa - acha thik jaa bahar tere dad nai bulaya hai bahar waha kushti kaa kuch kaam hai

Mai baat suni aur bahar nikal gaya

Edhar udhar dekhata jaa raha thaa ki mere kaan ke pass kuch awwaz aayi

"Khusti Ke Liye Taayaar Hoga "

Maine edhar udhar dekha

Mai - kon hai be samane aa ....

Tabhi saamne sai giri aya - kaya be yaha kis sai baate kar raha hai

Mai - kisi sai nahi be chal aur bata khusati kaa kaya scene chal raha hai

Mai giri ke saath aage badha

Giri - kaya be tuh ghar sai kyu bhaag gaya tha

Mai - are kuch naa yaar thoda saa kuch kaam yaad aa gaya tha

Giri - roshani bhi keh rahi mere sai dar ke bhaag gaya

Mai - chal be mai rukata naa toh woh mere sai dar ke bhagati phirati

Giri - ha ha chal chal kuch bhi dekha hai maine hamesha sai

Mai - le aa gaya abb dekhu kya keh rahe dad

Giri - haa chacha ji kyu bulaya aapnai

Dad - are beta woh khusati hai naa toh aaj tujhe yaha bethana hoga sabke saath

Mai - acha dekh rekh ko kaya

Giri - haa be aaj kal log ess yaha ess maje ki chiz ko naa jaane kon kon si dawa lekar kaharab kar rahe hai

Mai - dad mera jaroori thodi hai koi aur le lega yeh kushti kaa kaam

Dad - acha kon hai ghar mai phir aisa joh le kushati mai bhaag

Piche sai

Amit - mai hu naa chacha ji

Amit Akar pair chhuta hai dad ke waha etnai log the hum kuch keh nahi sakate the ghar ki ladayi bahar naa aaye toh sahi hai

Mai - are amit bhai aap yaha kaise

Amit - are yaar dev tum toh hume wahi chhod aaye the aur kudh akale rehane aa gaye yaha

Dad - are kaha beta woh bus jaldi jaldi mai ana hua tumhe toh tumhare dad nai bata diya hoga

Amit natak karat hua -haa bataya thaa toh dev nahi lad raha humari ghar sai toh mai lad leta hua

Dad - par woh..

Mai - haa kyu nahi bhai mai aapka hi intazaar kar raha tha aap hi lado sahi rahega mere bus kaa nahi yeh sab

Giri - yeh badhiya phir amit bhai yaha ruk jaao aur dev aur mai aaj raat gedi marate hai

Mai - chalo dad mai chalta aur sumit bhai rahul kaya haal hai

Dono - sab thik hai

Giri - saale tere aate jaise lagata gaav mai raunak aa gay

Ek Chacha - haa baat toh sahi keh rahe beta enke ghar waale aate toh gaav mai jaise roshani aur badh jaati hai

Mai - haii roshani kaise badh jaati hai bus aane sai

Dada ji - aree bhudbak woh roshani ki baat kar rahe joh chamtki hai naa ki giri ki behan ki ess ladake kaa dimag hamesha ladakiyo ke piche rehata hai

Giri - yeh sab sehar kaa ashar hai dadaji warana pehale kaise rota reahta thaa har baat pe

Mai - kaha be kuch bhi naa bol mai kabhi naa rota samajha

Giri - chal abb yaha yehi beth kadhe hokar meri taange dukhati hai

Thodi dur akar hum dono

Maine ek laat piche hokar giri ke pichwade pe maari - kaya be saale mai rota kab thaa be

Giri - woh are roshani tuh yaha pe kaise ghum rahi hi

Mai - uska thik hai yeh ritu tuh kaha jaa rahi ess pagal ke saath

Woh dono bus hasate hue waha sai chali gayi

Mai - sala abb koi izzat nahi bachi apni be

Giri niche dekh ke - abe tope adami teri chain khuli hai band kar usko ess liye has ke chali gayi

Mai ghum ke chain band karat hu - kaya yaar waha bhi kisi nai nahi bataya

Maine vapas mud ke dekha giri waha nahi tha

Maine edhar udhar dekha woh samane ped ke pass mut raha thaa

Mai bhi uske side mai lag kar - bata ke jata be

Giri - abe band hi kyu thi karke hi band karat woh sab chhod chalega kaya aaj woh andar ki ghufa me

Mai - naa abb aisi jagah nahi jaane kaa man hota mere piche bade log rehate hai mauka mila nahi ki hamala kar diya

Giri - kaya be fattu akele mai kon hamala karega tere pe terapagal pan abhi tak thik thodi hua hoga

Mai - kis pagal pan ki baat kar raha be

Giri - kuch nahi aise hi bolabe maine chalega ki nahi bata

Mai - abb etna keh raha toh chal leta

Dono mude toh jaha mai pehale kada thaa waha kuch gira tha mai aage gaya

Maine dekha waha ek watch padi thi

Maine dhayan sai dekha

Mai - giri yeh teri hai naa

Giri - nahi be meri mere haath mai yeh dekh

Usnai apna haath upper kiya

Mai- tere jaisi hai yaar ekdum

Giri mere haath sai chin ke usse phek deta - chal be abb kaya padi chiz uthata firega tuh aa aadi ke ghar chalate hai

Aadi bhi mere bachpan kaa hi dost thaa par last baar jaate hue maine usko kisi baat pe bahut mara thaa tab sai kabhi mila na usse aur abb etnai saal ho gaye aur agar dekhu toh mai bachapan mai ek baar jaane ke baad dubra aaya hi nahi gaav

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UPDATE 177

Mai - haa chal kaya dikkat hai chal

Giri - udhar kaha jaa raha hai edhar hai ghar uska

Mai - haa haa thik hai mai yaha thodi rehata hu joh mujhe pata hoga kon kaha rehata hai

Giri aur mai phir waha sai aadi ke ghar aaye

Giri - oye aadi ghar ke bahar aaja

Thodi dher ke baad aadi bahar aaya

Aadi - tuh yaha kaya lene aya hai giri tuh yaha esko kyu lekar aya hai

Giri - yaar abb purani baate bhul jaa naa

Aadi - esnai uske baad sorry tak nahi maanga

Mai - maaf kar de bhai mujhe toh yaad bhi naa thaa maine kaya kiya tha aur kyu

Aadi chauk ke - etnai jaldi kaise maafi maang li tab toh ek maafi ke liye mujhe etana mara tha

Mai - bhai din badalate log badalte hum bhi badal gaye

Aadi - kahi yeh kisi ladaki ke chakar mai nahi pad gaya naa

Giri - abe ek nahi kaiyi saari

Mera dimag ghum gaya yeh baat giri ko kisnai batayi

Giri - aise mat dekh ritu nai batay thaa mujhe tuh jab soo raha thaa doher mai

Aadi - mujhe bhi aur phir meri kaise yaad aa gayi

Mai - yaar yeh giri keh raha woh gufa mai jaane ko jaha hum jakar mastiya karate the

Aadi - saale giri bhabhi nai waha tujhe jane ko mana kiya hai naa

Giri - dekh usko batane kaa koi matalab chalega yaa nahi yeh bata

Aadi - maine mana kiya par dev dekh tuh kuch mat karana ess baar

Mai - are nahi karunga yaar bus chale abb

Aadi - abhi raat ko chalate ekdum naa

Mai - nahi yaa teri bhabhiya wait karengi raat mai toh abhi chalate hai

Thodi hi der baad hum uske ghar sai nikale aur karib 30 minute chalane ke baad hum waha pahuch gaye

Giri side ke ped sai kuch nikalata hai

Mai - abe yeh kaya daaru kab lakar rakhi tune yaha

Giri - abe rakhi thi pehele kuch time pehale aur yaha garam bhi naa hoti

Hum uske baad andar gaye aur

Aadi - dekha dev yeh ess liye ana caahta thaa yaha pe

Mai - chal koi naa abb pi lene de ek din ke enjoyment sai kuch naa karega

Giri - tuh bhi piyega kaya bee tuh pita nhi mujhe laga

Mai - naa be mere ko chadati nahi hai yeh sab

Thodi der mai glass glass banate gaye aur hum pitte gaye

Giri - tuh toh bola tere ko chadati nahi teri aakhe laal ho gayi hai be

Mai utha aur talab mai aakhe samane kar dekha aur ek haath piche lekar talwar khich ke nikal li

Aadi ki gaand fat gayi par giri aram sai pi raha tha

Maine talwaar kaa waar kiya giri pe usnai ek haath sai roak liya aur mujhe piche ki taraf dhaka de diya

Maine talwaar upper ki aur aur bijali ki ek lehar uspar chhod di usni kalayi ghumayi aur fuk maari bijali ek dhue mai badal gayi

Aadi - maa maa koi toh bacha lo mujhe

Giri ek laat usko maarta woh dur jata hu behosh ho jata - chup chup dekh nahi raha do dushman etnai din baad mil rahe yaa kahu kaiyi sadi baad

Usnao apne aage hue baal upper kiye jaise jaise woh upper dekh raha mere talwaar pe meri pakad aur hard ho rahi thi jaise uski aakhe meri aakho sai takrayi mai niche gir pada jaise mujhe kuch dikh nahi raha tha mere haath nai kaam karan band kar diya tha

Mai utha aur talwaar ko edhar udhar ghumata hua marane laga

Giri - kaya be writer kaya giri giri likh raha mai mahashaitan hu bata naa sabko

Sorrry sorrry

Mahashaitan - abe etnai tayari ke baad tuh abhi bhi mere aage andha ghum raha hai

Mai aakhe jahpkata hua mujhe kuch nahi dikh raha bus awwaz aa rahi thi - toh tune giri ko kuch kiya hai naa jab mujhe woh ghadi mili thi

Mahashaitan - abe kaise kaise gadhe paal rakhe hai tune woh insaan bhi nahi hai padha hoga wahi jaha maine mut diya

Mai chilla ke - kutta toh tuh hai hi kabhi kambhe dhudhata kabhi jhaadi

Mahashaitan nai ek ghusa mere muh pe mara par uss sai pehale maine uska haath kaat diya

Mahashaitan apna haath vapas lagate hue - waah tezzi toh badi hai tere mai lagata masoom ko apni bana hi liya aakhir

Mai chilla ke - joh meri hai usko mere hone naa hone sai tujhe kaya farak padata hai

Tabhi mera dil tezz sai fadfaya aur kaan ke paas awaaz aayi

Kaise ho maalik ha ha ha ha ha

Yeh hasi nahi aisa kaise ho sakata

Mai - tuh kaise kar sakat hai

Mahashaitan - aakhir aap nikal aaye maalik

Mahashaitan apne ghutane pe beth jata hai

Mai - etna bada dhokha

Woh awwaz - dhokha dene waale dhoka de dete hai aur dhokha khaane waale dhokhe me reh jaate hai

Mene talwar ghumayi aur meri jhaange kat gayi

Woh awwaz - abhi bhi naa samajha tuh mujhe nahi maar paayega ( woh mahashaitan ki taraf dekh ke )sala badi moti khaal hai yeh kitana majboor kiya maine esko ki jaldi sai apni chaar kisi behan ke saath soo jaaye aur mai aazad ho jaau unn sab ki jaan lekar par tune toh mujhe tin logo ke saath sokar etna taakatwar kar diya maine socha naa

Mahashaitaan mujhe ek laat maar ke - saala bahut harami hai maalik aapki power kaa pata lagate hi apni saari taakat har kisi mai baat di aur kitana ashleel hai chabhi bhi banayi toh apni hawas ko jab tak soyega naa unki saari shakati nikalegi nahi

Woh awwaz - haa haa par tujhe pata eska ek beta aa raha aur dusra bhi aayega kaya naam hai uss ladki kaa haa neha uska beta rudra uska ek katra khoon bhi tujhe meri takat ki adhi takat de dega

Mai apna pet pakad ke - usski taraf apni nazar bhi mat dalana

Woh awwaz wala mujhe ek laat marata hai mera shir ek pathar sai takara gaya aur mai behosh ho gaya

Woh awwaz - sala mujhe k dev bolata tha janata nhi K kaa matalab kavach nahi aaj ke jamane mai killer hota hai

Mahashaitan - murkh hai maharaaj kaya jaane yeh

K Dev waha padi talwaar utha leta aur dono haatho ke bich mai lekar dabata aur woh uske andar chali jaati hai

 

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UPDATE 178

K dev - esko abhi ke liye chhod dete hai kaya pata kuch naya dudh le yeh joh humare kaam aaye

Woh dono waha sai chale gaye

Mai uske baad utha aur shir jhataka maine aur vapas sai talwaar ko yaad karke usko manga liya saale mujhe bevkoof samajhate hai enko kaya laga yaha jaal mei fas ke mai apni talwaar sai war karunga par aakhir yeh mera ansh kaise bana jab saare fasad ki jad yehi hai

Maine aadi ko kandhe pe uthaya aur waha sai bahar nikala tha ki

Saloni mere pass aate hue - tum thik ho naa dev

Mai haa mai shir hilate hue - haa par tuh yaha kaise

Saloni - maine tumhari ruh pe ek jaal lagaya tha jab tumhe k chhod ke jaayega tab mujhe pata chal jayega aisa

Mai saloni ki taraf dekh ke - matalb ruh jaal

Saloni - haa woh k hi tha jiske wajah sai tum killer bane usnai bhale tumhe bachaya par tumhare haatho bahut aise logo ko marwa ke takkat paayi jis sai naa usko kabhi koi hara paya naa tumhe

Mai aadi ko side mai aram sai lita deta aur saloni ke saath wahi beth jata hu

Saloni - kaya hua jaan

Mai - saloni ek baat batao aakhir tum uss samye kyu mahashaitaan ki madad kar rahi thi

Saloni - kyuki woh sabsai bade jadugar the aur woh ek baar kuch logo sai bachane ke uss duniya ko ek shakti bana rahe the jis sai sab acha ho aur koi kabhi bina wajah kisi ke haath naa mare

Mai - kaya baat kar rahi ho yeh neechh..

Saloni mere hotho pe haath rakh ke - naa aisa naa kahe woh shakti tum hi the

Mai dimag ghum gaya - what kaya bak I mean kaya keh rahi ho tum

Saloni - sahi keh rahi ho mai aur woh shakti dene waali aapni maa thi aur mahashaitaan tab manohar the aapke pita duniya ke sabsai bade jadugaar par aakhir wkhat pe aapki maa ko k nai maar diya aur aur aap ek shakti ki vishfot ki tarah kahi aur jakar gire aur unki bhaut si jaduyi shkati chali gayi joh woh k ke logo ko maar maar ke unke andar sai nikal rahe the jinko aapko marane ko kaha thaa

Mai - par woh abhi bhi mujhe aise milate hai jaise woh mujhe nahi janate

Saloni - woh jab k nai mahashaitan ban ke hum sabko mara toh humara naya janam hua jab unnhe pata chala ki woh unnke khoye hue bete aap hi ho par aapke saath k hamesha ke liye kudh ko jod liya mahashaitan yaa kahe manohar har baar aapko marane ke liye nahi balki aapke andar bethe uss k ko marne aate the

Mai - etnai si baat woh mujhe nahi bata sakate the maine kaya kaya nahi bola unko bhara bura

Saloni - aree woh toh aapko etna manate hai ki joh yeh sab plan aap bana ke aaye hai yeh sab bhi sote hue unnhonai hi aapke dimag mai bhara thaa ki aap unko khatam karne kaa rasata dudhate dudhate hue k tak pahuch jaaye

Mai - acha yeh baat hai meri phoolgobhi

Saloni muh azeeb sai dekh ke - kaya kaha chhodo jaane do yeh batao kahi aap dono baap bete toh mera uloo naa bana rahe naa

Mai has ke - nahi meri fool...ummmm

Mai apni saas samabhalata hua yeh achank meri muh mai hawa kyu bharne lagi

Saloni - agar vapas phool ghobhi bola naa toh dekh lena

Maine usko piche dhaka diya aur uske chuche ko halka saa dabaya

Mai - hai toh yeh pure gobhi jaise badhe bade

Saloni uth ke mera haath hata ke - hatho ghobhi etnai juicy nahi hogi

Mai chauk gaya - kaya kaha

Saloni muh ban karke naa me shir hilati hai

Tabhi woh aadi awwaa uhh karata hua utha

Aadi - are saloni didi aap dev tuh aur woh

Mai - kuch nahi be bhul jaa tere liye woh sahi hai

Aadi - par giri

Mai - woh giri nahi tha ek behrupiya tha

Saloni - abb tum dono baate ban karo aur giri ko dudh ke gahr chalo

Aadi - haa sahi kaha aapne

Thodi der baad waha aaye jaha giri tha

usko lekar mai ghar aya aur lita diya side mai aur sikha ko bulaya

Shikha - yeh giri ko kaya ho gaya

Tabhi waha dada ji aur baaki pariwar ke bhaut log aa gaye

Mai - kuch nahi woh pata nahi kaise gir pata rasate mai thakawat sai hoga sayad

Sikha mujhe dhyaan sai dekhati aur - haa thoda mausam waisa hai naa

Maine side mai dekha aur bahagta hua unke pass gaya - tulsi didi ..aaah sorry sorry mera kaan chhod do please

Dada ji - yeh ladaki kon hai joh humare bete sai jada ek raja samrat ko aise pakad rahi hai

Tulsi didi aisa kuch sun ke mera kaan chhod deti hai - sorry dada ji galati ho gayi

Mai - dada ji yeh tulsi didi hai bataya hoga naa pehale dad nai aapko

Dada ji has ke - acha humari badi beti hui tab toh le beta ess chhadi sai maar

Maine Didi ko pakad ke utha liya are saloni didi bolana padega naa yaha etnai log hai

Saloni - mujhe kyu utha raha hai dev

Mai - ek didi sai dusari didi hi bacha sakati hai

Saloni man mai - aaj yeh kuch jada hi kush dikh rahe jabki k dev ke dokhe ke baare mao pata chala

Mai saloni sai man me - aree meri phoolgobhi ab humare bich koi nahi joh humare pyar humari baato pe nazar rakh sake toh kyu naa kush rahu

Tulsi didi udhar marne ko hoti mai saloni ko udhar kar deta aur jab edhar marne ko hoti edhar kar deta

Maa - aree yeh sab chhod jab biwi ban jaaye tab karna

waha jaise sanata ho gaya ess baat sai

Saloni tezz sai hasate hue - aree maa mai saloni hu masoom nahi dekh liya karo

Maa jinke face pe jaise ekdum sai pasina aa gaya usko poch ke - toh yeh kyu dhaal bana raha tujhe are beta tulsi paani wagera toh pi le abhi aayi aur eski class lene lagi

Mai - are maa sumit amit rahul aaye kaya yaha

Sab waha phir mujhe ghurate hai

B chachi - mana mere bache hai par abb unka yaha koi kaam nahi

Mai waha beth ke chair pe - aree aap log bhul jaaye joh sab hua woh sab jaise maine bhaut kuch galat kiya pehele uss ke hisab sai kuch nahi kiya unhonai jaise mai ek time kaatil thaa kisi ki vajagh sai woh bhi ussi kaa sikar the manata hu enn baato kaa koi shar per nahi hai par jab duniya mai aapke dushman badh jaaye toh apne ghar ke dushmano ko bhi dost bana lena caahiye

Mai etna bola ki amit mere pair pe gir pada mai piche hat gaya

Mai - kaya karate ho bhai aap badhe ho

Amit - nahi maa sahi kehati hai aap apne dil aur kaamo sai bade hote ho naa ki kisi aur xhiz sai huamri etnai galati kie baad bhi hume maaf karne ki tuh soch kaise sakata joh sab maine kiyaa

Mai - abb baaki baate hum baad mai kare toh jada acha hoga kyu etna toh aap samajh sakate abb diwali hai toh ess diwali hum jalate hai apne bich ke bair ko aur job baaki sab hai ......Ess Diwali ko apni bachpan waali diwali banate jab hum mai bus ek payaar tha....aur sahi kahu toh kuch ho caahe naa par abb mujhe har kisi ki jaroorat hai aur apno sai jada mai kisko dudhunga

Saloni - bus guru ji kaa parvachan ho gaya chale sab kaam kare aur soo jaaye aur aap jaaye raat bhar kushti ke liye matalb dev tuh jaa waha rehana hai naa kushati ke liye

Amit - nahi mai ladunga ess baar dev nahi bada beta mai hu gahr kaa naa

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aur aise hi bhaut time baad kushi kaa ek mahool bana ghar mai par kahi naa kahi sab janate the yeh humari sayad aakhiri kushi ki chiz hai uss ladayi sai pehale joh naa toh aasan thi naa hi aisi ki kich khona naa pade bus mai dil mai yehi soch raha ki bhagwan bus haar jeet kaise bhi taye kare par kisi ko khona naa pade ek aur dar tha mujhe kahi woh k kuch kar naa de mahashaitan i mean dad ko ......

 

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UPDATE 179

Udhar K dev laat jamin pe marte hue

Abb sai K Dev only K likhunga aur mahashaitan ko manohar

K - yeh sab kaya talwar yeh tob h dusari waali hai

Manohar - usnai hume dhokha de diya kahi usko pehale sai toh nahi pata thaa naa ki aap hi uske asali dushman ho

K - sala kis baap ki aulaad hai yeh kaise dimag eska etna chala aur kaise padha hua tha niche jaise mar gaya hai mai jaa raha hi usko marane abhi

Manohar man mai kush hota par - Aisa mat kariye abhi naa woh aapko hara sakata naa aap usko usnai ek daav toh jaise lag raha jeet liya par hume apna naha daav lagana hoga koi

K - acha aisa kar duniya ke saare bure bigade gundo choro sabko ikhata kar joh

Manohar - acha thik hai jaisa aap kahe

uske baad manohar wha sai chala ata yeh jagah koi alag si jagah thi jaha abhi K aaya tha sayad dev ke narak mai jaane ke baad uss nai banayi hogi

Aur dheere dheere moonlight sai earth bhari aur dheere khatam ho gayi aur subah aa gayi

Masoom mujhe hila rahi thi - utho bhi kitna so rahe ho

Mai jambhayi leta hua - kaya kitna tum sai kam soya hu

Masoom - acha abhi sai apni biwi ki need dekhane lage etna thaka dene ke baad

Mai - acha baba thik hai laao jara chai laa do mujhe

Masoom - nahi bikul nahi pehele naha ke aao jaao

Mai - do naa baby please

Masoom - nope nahi matalb no

Mai uth ke bathroom mai chali gayi aur masoom niche gayi

Masoom - maa chai ke saath aur kaya lekar jaau kuch dikha nahi kitchen mai mujhe

B chachi - are bahu woh wahi dekh naa piche ek white box hoga namkeen kaa

Janu - aur woh kapde mai kaya dena hai maa unhe

B chachi - woh ritu sai bola tha mainr nikalne ko aaj uske liye ek kurta nikala hai wahi dena hai

Tabhi piche sai awaaz aayi

Sanjana - nahi maa woh rehane do mai unke liye kuch alag saa lekar aayi hu

Kasish - haa badi maa bhaut acha hai

Sab unn dono ke pass jaate

dono sabke pair chhuti aur

Masoom - hum sab sai jada kushiya mile tum dono ko

Kasish - kaya baat bhabhi ji aap toh ekdum sone jaise chamak rahi ho lagata agali rani aap banoge kaya

Sanjana - haa aur sikha didi kaha hai hume bataya nahi aisi power hai unke paas waha bethe bethe hume sab dikha diya pehale kaa

Sikha joh gate sai kuch saaman lekar aa rahi thi woh saaman rakh kushi sai unn dono ke gale lag jaati hai

Masoom - tum dono waha betho mai aati hu kuch kaam hai

aur kuch der mai naha dohar bahar ayaa tayaar hokar niche aya

Mai - are tum don kab aayi

Masoom shir pe haath rakh ke - aree aapki chai

Tulsi - aree rehane de mai le aayi beth dev chal nasta kar le

Mai - are kaya baat didi aap aaj chai bana ke laayi hai

Tulsi - acha jaisa mere haath ki chai pi nahi kabhi

Mai - waise mom dad nahi aaye

Tulsi - aree kuch kaam thaa toh woh pura karke aa jaayenge kal

Mai - janu toh kaya abhi tak woh arav kaa ghusa nahi gaya

Janu - kaya pata aapnai bataya nahi naa K ko acha bana ke chale aaye yaha jabki woh sab bigad raha tha

Mai - kaya yaar saloni essko bhi bata diya sab

Saloni mere muh mai bread khilati hui - sabko bata diya har kisi ko

Maa - tum log kaya kaya baate karte hum logo ke samajh nahi aata

B chachi - karne do didi humari family vapas ek ho gayi aur kaya caahiye aur abb yeh samrat bada ho gaya hai toh badi baate karega hi naa

Maa jaati hui - haa bhai samarat ke dushmano ki kami kaha hai

Udhar ghar mai thoda dur table sai

Sanjana - aee ritu ki bachi yaha aa jara yaha aa

Ritu - haa bol naa kaya huaa

Sanajana - dheere ek baat bata sikha didi ke vision mai sab dekha par yeh sab kaya saloni didi kuch azeeb se nahi kar rahi achanak sai

Ritu - etnai jaldi kaise pakad liya tune

Sanjana + what really they are close or what

Ritu has ke - yes they are made for each other

Sanjana - how could that will be possible

Kirti - aur chorniyo kaya english winglish chal rahi

Sanjana - what di what di i do i was just taking about ....

Kirti hath upper - aee bus kar naa baba badi angrez ban rahi hai

Ritu has ke - kahi kirti didi aapka bhi number toh nahi laga kahi aur haa haa bolo bolo

Aditi unke pass sai jaati hui - jara dur rehana mere rakshak sai badi jaldi bakshak ban jaate hai

woh hasati hui chali gayi

Kirti - kaya yaar sab meri hi taang kyu khichane lage achanak sai

Sanjana - kyuki aapnai meri baat kaati

Kirti - are nahi yaar woh log hai couple toh hai esmai kaya aur kuch chize humare samajh sai bahr hai that all kind of janam etc ..

Sanjana - phir bhai nai kasish ko kyu mana kiya ki woh unn sai love naa kare

Ritu ke muh sai chai nikalane waali thi par uss nai roka

Kirti - what rubbish are you taking sanju

Sanjana - nahi di sach kaha maine

Ritu - nahi aisa kaise kuch bhi keh rahi hai tuh

Kirti - par kasish kaise

Sanajana nai purani saari baate batayi kasish aur joker ke bich kaya hua tha

Kirti - aur yeh tune mujhe matalab hume abb bataya

Ritu - ess kasish ki bachi ko toh mai dekhungi abb mujhe bhi naa bataya apni behan ko nahi aakhir kyu

Sanjana - are bus kar baat kar lena baat yaha yeh nahi ki uss nai kaya kiya uss nai toh anjaane mai kiya yaa kahi hua bhai dev bhai nai usko mana kaya keh ke kiya ki you are my sister waha jaane ke baad bhaut baar woh bolati ki agar cahiye toh same waisa hi bf jaisa joker i mean dev bhai hai ...

Edhar

Mai - pari kaha hai

Pari kitchen sai nikal ke aati hai

Pari - haa kaya hua

Mai - are aise hi kaafi der sai dekha nahi tujhe toh dekh raha thaa kaha hai

Pari andar hi andar badi kush ho jaati hai

Saloni mere kaan mai - waise mai foolghobhi toh yeh kaya hai

Mai gala saaf karke - kuch nahi pari aaj ka news paper dena jara

pari bhagati hui jaldi sai newspaper mujhe deti hai

Uss nai top news thi ki do gang ko raato raat maar diya gaya hai

Maine phone uthya aur akash ko call laga diya

Akash - kaya hua newspaper abhi padha kaya

Mai - haa abb tum log mere ghar aao gaow mai

Akash - par kyu yaha toh abhi shuru kiya tha

Mai - jiske dimag mai baat dalane thi choro gundo ko ikahata karne ka woh ho gaya hoga abb tak abb aa jaao

 

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Kya baat hai kya hi baat hai bhai Mai to apka jabra fan ho gya is update ke baad to par bhai Ek cheez samaj Mai nhi ayi ki jab dev ki almost sab sisters uski hone wli biwiyaan hai to kashish Or sanjana kyu bach gyi or ye dev or neha ka bacha kya dev se bhi taqatwar ho jayega or last Mai yo poster chipkane ka idea mast tha maza bandh diya update ne

 

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UPDATE 180

Pari - kaya hua akash bhai aur sam bhai nahi aa rahe kaya

Mai - are nahi baba sab aa rahe hai waise woh sab waha kaya baate kar rahi hai

Janu - lagata aate hi kuch khichadi pakana chalu kar di hai sab nai

Mai - acha chalo karne do phir mai chalata hu dekhu waha mera kuch kaam toh nahi dad kaha hai

Maa picche sai - woh toh subah sai wahi pair jama ke bethe honge jaa dekh le

Mai utha aur bahar ki taraf jata hua ruka - acha toh abb ape ess dev bhai sai etna ghusaa hai ki baat karne bhi naa aayi sanjana

Sanjana dheere sai - nahi woh baat nahi atually naa

Ritu - bhai ek baat bataao abhi ke abhi mujhe

Mai - haa puch naa kya hua

Kirti uska muh band karke - aree kuch nahi bhai aap jaaye par woh wala kutra pehan le joh sanjana laayi hai

Sanjana - mujhe nahi lagata bhai usko pehanege

Mai - are edhar toh dekh bhai mai kab sai tayar hu de naa

Kirti mere upper sofe pe rakha ek chadaar phek deti hai - kaya bhai aap aise body dikhata hai koi nazar lag jaayegi samajhe aapko

Mai - are sanjana nai aisi baat ki toh maine ekdum sai utar di aur tum logo nai kab mujhe shirtless nahi dekh tell me haa

Ritu - actually sahi keh rahe yeh kirti hi pagal hai

Kirti - oye tuh toh chup hi reh thik hai naa

Sanjana - ohh foo what di aap log lado mat bhai woh dress kasish apne saath le gayi hai room mai chalo mai laati hu

Mai - are naa rehane de mai chala jaata hu uss sai mil bhi lunga kon se room mai gayi hai

Sanjana ek room ki taraf ungali karke - that one

Mai udhar gaya aur gate nock kiya

Kasish - kon hai

Mai - mai hu

Saayad maine pura bola bhi nahi thaa usnai gate khol diya aur mere gale lag gayi

Kasish - aap aa gaye bhai

Mai - yup par tujhe kaya hua etna payaar aa raha ek baar phone toh karati nahi thi

Kasish - pehale andar toh aaye aap

Mai andar gaya usnai aate hi room edhar udhar karan chalu kar diya tha apna

Kasish -kaya dekh rahe ho bhai

Mai - yehi ki aate hi decoration chalu ho gaya tera

Kasish -aapnai yeh chadar kyu pehan rakhi hai

Mai usse bahar ki baate batata hu

Mai - toh ess liye laa abb de pehan lu mai

Usnai ek tarf packet khola aur uski khulane ki chaaaarrr ki awaaz ke saath maine apne chadar side mai phek di

Mai haath aage karke - de bhai abb kaya ghurati hi rahegi tuh bhi naa

Kasish mujhe dress dete hue tirchai aakho sai mere abs ko dekh rahi thi

Mai - tuh toh aise chup ke dekh rahi aakho sai jaise meri body koi hero ki body hai

Kasish - bus bhai aap ki sab baat aachi lagati hai bus yeh nahi

Mai pehanta hua - kaya baat yaar

Kasish - aap hamesha comparision bhaut karte ho

Mai - acha baba sorry naa woh kaya hai naa aise jobs ki hai maine ki adadat si ho gayi hai

Kasish - waise aapko kabhi meri yaad aayi ki nahi

Mai - aati thi kyu nahi aayegi par ritu bhaut had tak teri yaad ko kam karne kaa kaam karati hai

Kasish udhar ghum ke - haa pata nahi hum dono judwa hai hi kyu

Mai uske pass gaya aur usko ghuma ke - are nahi aisa nahi kehate hai chal abhi mai chalata hu baad mai milata hu tab aram sai baat karata hu

Mai uth kar waha sai bahar nikala

Andar kasish kuch sayad kehana caah rahi thi woh apna haath utahati hai par dev waha sai chala jata hai

Abb aage sai writer ke point off view sai story padhenge aap dev ko dev hi likhunga

Dev uske baad bahar aaya aur giri ke pass gaya joh thik hone pe ghar jaa chuka tha

Dev waha gaya toh waha koi tha nahi uss nai socha giri sayad kushti ki maidan mai hoga uske baad wahi gaya

dev

waha dekha toh giri aadi ke saath betha hua tha aur dev bhi unke saath beth gaya

Aadi kapati hui awaaz mai - t.t.t.t.tuuh yaha

Dev - haa kyu fat rahi teri

Giri - abe yeh bata raha tuh

Aadi bich mai - mai kaha kuch keh rah hu yaar

Dev - abe tuh ek toh darna band kar

Giri - bhai darana toh banata hai essnai kal tere andar kisi ko nikalte dekha tha

Aadi uthani ko hua dev usse vapas betha ke

Dev - tuh yaar darana band kar aur tuh behosh thaa naa bee yaar

Aadi - nahi be dikha bada hi darwana thaa jaise koi shaitaan ho bhai

Dev - haa woh mera dushman hai

Giri - par tere andar kaise koi atama hai kaya tuh aur woh

Aadi - yaar mujhe apni aakho pe yakeen nahi ho raha yeh sab sach ki chize hai

Tabhi announcment hua

Aaj hum log yaha kushti ke liye aaye sab janate hi hai toh kul 10 kushati ke match honge jis sai faisla hoga ki ess baar kaa vijeta kon hai

Tabhi koi chillaya koi nahi amit hi chillaya

Amit - vijeta toh hoga dev hi apna

Annoucement - haa ha bhai dekhate hai kon jeetega

Dev uth ke dad aur sabake pass gaya

Dev - yeh kaya amit bhai mera naam kaha sai aa gaya abb

B chacha - kal kushi mai yeh log bhul gaye ki aaj ladana hai enhe maharaj ki daru piye aur abb lad nahi sakate hai

Dev - kaya par kal pi hogi naa

Amit - nahi yaar dosto ke saath raat mai 3 beje

Dev apna shir pakdata hua - kaya yaar matalab mujhe hi ladana hoga

Sorry for delay and not too much log update

Thoda Family aur study ke kaam mai laga hu tha kal abb vaps sai flow mai update aayenge

 

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UPDATE 181

Amit - haa abb ladana tujhe padega yaar aur kon hi hara paayea tujhe haa

Dev haa mai shir hila ke jata hai aur kapde vapas badlata hai kushati ke liye

Dad - dekh jara dhyaan sai

B Chacha - are bhai kuch naa ho raha chinata naa karo aap

Announcement - toh pehali kushati humare gaav ke dev ki aur pass ke elaake mei rehane waale pehalwaan raja pehalwaan ke saath

Thodi der baad dono utare aur waha raja pehalwaan dev ki taraf lapaka dev nai usske haath pakade

Dev nai jaise hi uska haath pakad toh dev piche khisakane laga saayad dev ekdum normal samajh ke bina kuch kiye ladana caah raha tha par yeh raja toh kuch jada hi tagada lag raha tha

Raja - waha behdiyo ki meeting rakh ke yaha kushti ladane aya hai

Dev yeh sunate hi usko piche ki taraf jor deta hua - toh tuh yaha kaya mera haal chaal lene aaya hai

Raja - mere dushmano kaa raja hai tuh milane toh aan thaa aur harane bhi

Dev nai piche pair kiya aur waha sab ruk gaya aur ek laat maari uss raja ko woh udata hua dur gira gaav sai bhaut dur

Dev bhi kudha aur uske pass aaya

Raja kadha hota hai aur apni garadan sahi kaha edhar udhar hila ke -lagata jitana socha uss sai jada hi hai tuh

Dev - aabe kahtam ho toh aaja lad saale

Raja apne pair ghumata hai aur dev uske pair ki taraf bachane ko dekhata hai aur tabhi dev ko piche sai laat padi aur woh du jakar gira

Dev vapas kadhad hua jaise apni garadan sahi karata hua raja kadha hua tha

Dev apne haath ko piche karata hai - aganisag kaalsura jabavana

Pehele dev ke haath mai ek aag kaa gola aaya phir uss gole mai aadha hisa bijali sai bhar gaya aur phir ek tisra paani kaa gola bhi usmai sama gaya

Raja phir apna pair ghumata aur side mai ek dimensional portion kholata jaise pehale khol ke dev ke piche sai war diya ess baar kudh jakar war kanane kaa socha usnai jab tak apne uss mantra ko pura kar raha thaa

Kehane ko yaha time laga par waha yeh kuch 20-30 seconds mai hua hoga

Raj dev ke piche portal sai bahar aata hai par dev uss sai pehale hi usske haath kaa gola uss direction mai phek chuka thaa jarha sai raja nikalane wala aur aur jaise hi woh raja ko laga raja ke shareer mai aag lagane lagi

Uss nai ek dusara portal khola aur yeh dekh dev waha aram sai side mai beth gaya

Jaise hi raja dusare portal mai ghusa ussko bijali ke jhatake lage woh phir nikala aur tisare mai jane laga toh woh paani sai bhigane laga aur bijali kaa ashar abb aur hone laga

Woh bahar kuda aur haath jahatka usnai toh sab band hue uske portal

Aur woh hafane laga

Dev apna haath jamin pe rakaha hai aur aur speed sai jata hua raja ko ek ghusa marata hai wooh raja ek raakh ke dhuye ki tarah kahatam ho gaya

Dev phir waha sai kudh ke pahucha aur sab vapas normal ho gaya

Sab waha raja ko dudh rahe the

Annoucment - kaha gaya yeh raja abhi toh yehi tha aisa kaya hai dev mai woh dar ke maare bhaag gaya koi dekh bhi nahi paya usko koi kisi ko dikha kaya

Sab hala macha ke nahi nahi karnae lage

Annoucment - toh bina ek boond pasina bahaye hi dev nai pehali jeet taye kar li hai adbhut ekdum

Dev waha sai dev log ke pass aya aur pasina pochane laga thoda dad wagera sai dur the yeh log dad apne dosto mai kushi mana rahe the jeet ki

Amit dev ke kaa mai - kon thaa yeh jisko jala ke maar aya tuh

Dev - kaya pata bhai sala bol raha mai uska dushman hu toh socha dushman kahtam karan hi sahi waise hi bhaut hai

Amit - yeh power tune hum pe kabhi use kyu naa

Dev - kyuki chachi log aap logo sai dur bhale rahe par logo ko marata nahi dekh yaa sun bhi sakati nahi sakati caahe upper sai kitana hi kahe koi kuch

Amit chhup ho gaya aur tabhi dev ke side mai neha aa gayi

Dev - aree tum yaha kaise

Neha - pata nahi man azzeb saa ho raha thaa mera es liye aa gayi

Dev - acha chalo sahi hi laga waise neha abb tumsai mai kuch keh nahi sakata abb tumhare andar apna payar joh hai

Neha thoda has ke - bus kaya yaha aise koi sun lega toh

Amit has ke - aree bhai maine kuch nahi suna tum log baate karo mai jata hu

Woh waha sai chala gaya

Neha pass me beth ke - kaya kaam tha

Dev - woh behdiyo sai wada kiya thaa aane kaa par gaya nahi mai abb kahi woh sab bura naa maan jaaye

Neha - ap chinata naa kare maine woh mamala sujha diya thaa

Dev - kaya kab mujhe kyu naa bataya

Neha - time nikal ke chali gayi bus uss time koi raja naam kaa khilaf thaa humare

Dev - acha abhi ussi koi toh mara hai maine

Neha - what kaise

Dev - woh sab chodo yaar jara der kaa kaam tha aaj subah sai kaha thi tum dikhi nahi

Neha - woh mera thoda pet mai dard saa thaa azeeb sai lag raha thaa

Dev uska haath pakad ke - kaya dard jada toh nahi hai naa jaan

Neha - nahi thik hu mai abb aap thoda sahi rahe yaha etna emotional naa ho nahi toh naa jaane kaya kaya jawab dene padenge aapko

Dev - waise kaam toh karna hi hoga neha tujhe

Neha - kon saa kaam

Dev - mujhe kasish aur sanajana kaa kuch alag matter laga woh dekho aakhir hai kaya aur haa abh bikul samanhal ke rehana kyuki abb K bhale abhi shaant hai par baaki mere dushman piche nahi hatenge jaise abhi ek aaya thaa