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Mai - yes sir aaj hum enki madad karenge enke logo ko bachane mai toh hume bhi aage kabhi madad milegi
Mohan - ok what madad milegi tum vapas aa rahe ho kaya
Mai - haa sir aana hi padega naa lagata hai jarurat hai whaa meri
Mohan - ohh great aaj hi aata nitika ke saath apna heli tayaar bus nikal raha hu
Mai - ok sir aur arav kaa kaya hua
Mohan - woh bhi yehi hai aa raha hai bus saath mai
Maine phone rakh diya aur woh logo sai thodi baat hui aur chale gaye
Aur enn dono ko lekar pahucha mai shoping mall mai aur bola ki ek kaam karte aata hu woh kuch paise dalwaye the account mai maine manger sai wahi check karne gaya mai
Vapas aaya toh are abb yeh dono kaha chali gayi
Tabhi kirti aur ritu bahar dekhani lagi mai unnke pass gaaya
Mai- kaya hua
Ritu muh gira kar - aap ghusse mai kyu hoo
Mai ritu ke gaal par ek kiss kiya - meri laado tuh naraz naa hua kar bus
Kirti nai achaanak hi mere hortho ko chumliya
Mai- kirti nahi aisa nahi karte
Kirti- ritu ko aap nai de diya abb mujhe apana lenna tha
Ritu - chudail kahi ki gaal par diya tha mujhe
Mai- aare baba rukko rukoo ladana mat kaya pasand aaaya yeh baatao
Ritu - aap andar chaloo toh
Mai - ladkiyoo ki shop mai kaya karunga
Ritu- soo funny chaloo abb
Mai - tum dono naa pata naa kaya kaya karwaogi
Mai anadar gaya unnke saath
Shop girl - sir aap hai eenke saath joh bhi dikha rahi huuh kah rahi rakh do bhaiya pasand karenege
Mai- yeh kaya tum dono ko kaha apni pasand ke lee loo tum mere uper daal rahi hoo
Ritu ghusse sai - aap pasand karenge ki nahi
Mai haath jod ke - accha maharani sahahiba accha
Sab log waha bethe humme dekh kar hasani lage
Phir maine unn dono ke dress pasand ki
Mai - excuse me
Shop girl - yes sir
Mai- ** red saadiya pack kar doo ek jaisi
Shop girl - etnai saari ek jaaisi
Mai- haa
Shop girl man mai - naa jane etnai ek jaisi saadi kaya karegene
Mai- madam socho mat wife hai meri unnke liye lee jaa raha huuhh
Shop girl kaa muhh khula raah gaya
Mai- chokana baad mai phele de doo
Mai jaldi sai li woh bhar jaha ritu aur kirti thi waha aa gaya
Ritu - kaya hua tha
Mai- kuch nahi bus toda saa samaan tha
Ritu - chaloo abb gahr
Phir bahar aaya aur unn dono ko lekar mai shidha ghar pahucha
Maine le Jakar devika ko saadi di aur sabkoo dene ko kah diya
Usske baad mai bhi ghar ke kaamo mai lag gaya waran maa bhaut marati mujhe
Par yehi fayada hai sab mai aur mujhmai biwiya etnai hai ki kaam toh chhodo muuhe betha kar chai pinne ko de di
Dad - accha hai bahut accha hai
Mai- kaya hua dad
Dad- waise baap toh mai huuh tera par tere kaamo sai tuh
lagata hai
Mai- kaya dad aap bhi naa kuch bhi komal dad ke chai kaha hai
Komal - pari laa rahi hai
Pari nai lakar dad ko chai di
Dad - chaloo yeh toh beti ke haatho sai mila warana sab ki sab teri diwani huui phir rahi hai pata nahi kon saa jaadu kiya hai
Mai kahasate hue - uuuuu hhuuuhhhhh
Pari mera shir thokati hai - aram sai mere baare mai etna naa sochiye
Dad - haa bhai abb kuch bacha nahi naa secret batane ko naa
Mai- woh kuch nahi aapko pata hai esski majak karni ki adaat
Dad hasanai laage - bachapana abhi nhi gyaa tum dono kaa
Maa - aap yaah daant niakalni bethe hai waha bahar aapki mandali inatazaar kar rahi hai
Mai etna sunate
intazaar kar rahi hai
Dad uth kar chale gaye
Maa - tere chacha sab bahar hai tuh yaha kaya karega
Mai - aare maa arav aata hoga akash sam bhi unnhe saath bethunga
Maa - chal jaisa man kare kar par haa komal masoom riccha aur janu ka dhyaan rakahana ek patni ke liye usska phela tyohar (festival) bhaut maanyene rakahata hai essi sai woh sab sai aur acche sai judd sakegi
Mai- thik hai maa aacha pooja kab shuru hogi
Maa- **beje
Mai- thik hai
Maa bhi chali gayi aur sam aur akash aaye dono aaye aur aate hi dono nai khaande par ek ek puch maara
Mai- aahhh kyu maar rahe hoo baache koo
Sam - natak karta hai bee
Mai- sharam nahi aate apne jija par haath utahate hue
Akash - baachu jija hoga baad mai phele humara dost hai samajha aur ......m.........
Mai - kaya hua bol bhi
Akash - didi aap yaha
Riccha - aur kaha assi baat karega ennsai
Mai- aare jaan tum bhi naa woh bus majak kar raha hai
Riccha - aisa majak ...
Mai- woh sab chhodo tumnai shaadi nahi pheni abhi joh laaya tha
Riccha has kar - kaha hai
Mai- pari sai le lenna
Riccha jaldi sai chali gayi
Akash - tera muh todnai kaa man kar raha hai
Mai- riccha
Akash - jijaji aap kaya loge
Riccha - kaya hua
Mai- kuch nahi jaao
Mai sam hasani laage
Akash - aabe bus kar abb
Sam - waise tune kisiko bulaya hai kaya
Mai- haa waise abb kaam par jaana hai sir aur baaki sabko bulaya
Sam - chal kaafi din ho gaye hai haath jaam hoo gaye hai din nahi kitnai saal koi ladayi lade
Akash - mai bhi chalu kayaa yaar boring life hoo gayi hai meri tere pass aate hi maja aa jaata hai
Mai- waise tere liye kaam toh hai chal usske baare mai kal baat karenge
Akash - yaar dev sach bata naa ki akkhir sab tujhsai etna payaar kaise karti hai ki tujhe share karnai ko bhi tayar hai
Mai - ess sawal toh mai jawab nahi de sakata hai
Riccha - kaya hua kiska jawab nahi dee sakate aap
Akash - nahi didi sab badiya koi question hi nahi hai
Sam - aare yeh puch raha hai ki dev ko aap sab share kaise kar lete hoo
Riccha akash ke shir mai haath phernai lagati hai
Akash dar kar - nahi didi maine bus aisi hi pucha
Riccha - accha tuh bata tunne ettnai logo ke class mai hotte hue bhi dev ko hi kyu apna dost banaya hai
Akash ekdum chup chaap hoo gaya
Picche sai saloni - bolo akash
Mai - yes sir aaj hum enki madad karenge enke logo ko bachane mai toh hume bhi aage kabhi madad milegi
Mohan - ok what madad milegi tum vapas aa rahe ho kaya
Mai - haa sir aana hi padega naa lagata hai jarurat hai whaa meri
Mohan - ohh great aaj hi aata nitika ke saath apna heli tayaar bus nikal raha hu
Mai - ok sir aur arav kaa kaya hua
Mohan - woh bhi yehi hai aa raha hai bus saath mai
Maine phone rakh diya aur woh logo sai thodi baat hui aur chale gaye
Aur enn dono ko lekar pahucha mai shoping mall mai aur bola ki ek kaam karte aata hu woh kuch paise dalwaye the account mai maine manger sai wahi check karne gaya mai
Vapas aaya toh are abb yeh dono kaha chali gayi
Tabhi kirti aur ritu bahar dekhani lagi mai unnke pass gaaya
Mai- kaya hua
Ritu muh gira kar - aap ghusse mai kyu hoo
Mai ritu ke gaal par ek kiss kiya - meri laado tuh naraz naa hua kar bus
Kirti nai achaanak hi mere hortho ko chumliya
Mai- kirti nahi aisa nahi karte
Kirti- ritu ko aap nai de diya abb mujhe apana lenna tha
Ritu - chudail kahi ki gaal par diya tha mujhe
Mai- aare baba rukko rukoo ladana mat kaya pasand aaaya yeh baatao
Ritu - aap andar chaloo toh
Mai - ladkiyoo ki shop mai kaya karunga
Ritu- soo funny chaloo abb
Mai - tum dono naa pata naa kaya kaya karwaogi
Mai anadar gaya unnke saath
Shop girl - sir aap hai eenke saath joh bhi dikha rahi huuh kah rahi rakh do bhaiya pasand karenege
Mai- yeh kaya tum dono ko kaha apni pasand ke lee loo tum mere uper daal rahi hoo
Ritu ghusse sai - aap pasand karenge ki nahi
Mai haath jod ke - accha maharani sahahiba accha
Sab log waha bethe humme dekh kar hasani lage
Phir maine unn dono ke dress pasand ki
Mai - excuse me
Shop girl - yes sir
Mai- ** red saadiya pack kar doo ek jaisi
Shop girl - etnai saari ek jaaisi
Mai- haa
Shop girl man mai - naa jane etnai ek jaisi saadi kaya karegene
Mai- madam socho mat wife hai meri unnke liye lee jaa raha huuhh
Shop girl kaa muhh khula raah gaya
Mai- chokana baad mai phele de doo
Mai jaldi sai li woh bhar jaha ritu aur kirti thi waha aa gaya
Ritu - kaya hua tha
Mai- kuch nahi bus toda saa samaan tha
Ritu - chaloo abb gahr
Phir bahar aaya aur unn dono ko lekar mai shidha ghar pahucha
Maine le Jakar devika ko saadi di aur sabkoo dene ko kah diya
Usske baad mai bhi ghar ke kaamo mai lag gaya waran maa bhaut marati mujhe
Par yehi fayada hai sab mai aur mujhmai biwiya etnai hai ki kaam toh chhodo muuhe betha kar chai pinne ko de di
Dad - accha hai bahut accha hai
Mai- kaya hua dad
Dad- waise baap toh mai huuh tera par tere kaamo sai tuh
lagata hai
Mai- kaya dad aap bhi naa kuch bhi komal dad ke chai kaha hai
Komal - pari laa rahi hai
Pari nai lakar dad ko chai di
Dad - chaloo yeh toh beti ke haatho sai mila warana sab ki sab teri diwani huui phir rahi hai pata nahi kon saa jaadu kiya hai
Mai kahasate hue - uuuuu hhuuuhhhhh
Pari mera shir thokati hai - aram sai mere baare mai etna naa sochiye
Dad - haa bhai abb kuch bacha nahi naa secret batane ko naa
Mai- woh kuch nahi aapko pata hai esski majak karni ki adaat
Dad hasanai laage - bachapana abhi nhi gyaa tum dono kaa
Maa - aap yaah daant niakalni bethe hai waha bahar aapki mandali inatazaar kar rahi hai
Mai etna sunate
intazaar kar rahi hai
Dad uth kar chale gaye
Maa - tere chacha sab bahar hai tuh yaha kaya karega
Mai - aare maa arav aata hoga akash sam bhi unnhe saath bethunga
Maa - chal jaisa man kare kar par haa komal masoom riccha aur janu ka dhyaan rakahana ek patni ke liye usska phela tyohar (festival) bhaut maanyene rakahata hai essi sai woh sab sai aur acche sai judd sakegi
Mai- thik hai maa aacha pooja kab shuru hogi
Maa- **beje
Mai- thik hai
Maa bhi chali gayi aur sam aur akash aaye dono aaye aur aate hi dono nai khaande par ek ek puch maara
Mai- aahhh kyu maar rahe hoo baache koo
Sam - natak karta hai bee
Mai- sharam nahi aate apne jija par haath utahate hue
Akash - baachu jija hoga baad mai phele humara dost hai samajha aur ......m.........
Mai - kaya hua bol bhi
Akash - didi aap yaha
Riccha - aur kaha assi baat karega ennsai
Mai- aare jaan tum bhi naa woh bus majak kar raha hai
Riccha - aisa majak ...
Mai- woh sab chhodo tumnai shaadi nahi pheni abhi joh laaya tha
Riccha has kar - kaha hai
Mai- pari sai le lenna
Riccha jaldi sai chali gayi
Akash - tera muh todnai kaa man kar raha hai
Mai- riccha
Akash - jijaji aap kaya loge
Riccha - kaya hua
Mai- kuch nahi jaao
Mai sam hasani laage
Akash - aabe bus kar abb
Sam - waise tune kisiko bulaya hai kaya
Mai- haa waise abb kaam par jaana hai sir aur baaki sabko bulaya
Sam - chal kaafi din ho gaye hai haath jaam hoo gaye hai din nahi kitnai saal koi ladayi lade
Akash - mai bhi chalu kayaa yaar boring life hoo gayi hai meri tere pass aate hi maja aa jaata hai
Mai- waise tere liye kaam toh hai chal usske baare mai kal baat karenge
Akash - yaar dev sach bata naa ki akkhir sab tujhsai etna payaar kaise karti hai ki tujhe share karnai ko bhi tayar hai
Mai - ess sawal toh mai jawab nahi de sakata hai
Riccha - kaya hua kiska jawab nahi dee sakate aap
Akash - nahi didi sab badiya koi question hi nahi hai
Sam - aare yeh puch raha hai ki dev ko aap sab share kaise kar lete hoo
Riccha akash ke shir mai haath phernai lagati hai
Akash dar kar - nahi didi maine bus aisi hi pucha
Riccha - accha tuh bata tunne ettnai logo ke class mai hotte hue bhi dev ko hi kyu apna dost banaya hai
Akash ekdum chup chaap hoo gaya
Picche sai saloni - bolo akash